Shiki: HAIIIIIIIIIIII PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
Akai: Shiki! STOP BEING SO HYPER!!!
Shiki: *sticks tongue out at Akai* “MAKE ME!!!!”
Akai: *flicks Shiki on her ear*
Shiki: “ILL KILL YUH” *starts biting Akai’s arm*
Akai: “What the heck is wrong with you?....”
Shiki: “EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!”
Akai: “…”
Shiki: “what?”
Akai: “nothing…”
Grey: *walks in*
Shiki: “GREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Grey: “hi Shiki…..ok….. sooooooooo… what’s up?”
Shiki: “I might kill Akai today if she does stop flicking my ear” *glares at Akai*
Grey: “okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk….” *sits in the middle of the room*
Shiki: “HEY THAT’S MY SPOT!!!!!!” *Charges Grey, moving him about 50 feet*
Grey: “……….. Ow”
Shiki: “that’s what yuh get when yuh sit in MY spot!”
Naruto: *walks in* *makes a sad face*
Shiki: “did yuh get caught drawing graffiti on the Hokages faces again?”
Naruto: “Yep…you better believe it” *puts two thumbs up**smiles*
Shiki: “Boogers or flames this time?”
Naruto: *grins* “Mustaches”
Shiki: “Even better… and awesomer” *smiles coyly*
Naruto & Grey: *In unison* “what plan are you cooking up now?” “JINX!” *turns backs to each other* “HMPH”
Shiki: “next time, I'm helping you graffiti the faces, Naruto” *Evil smile*
Grey & Akai: *in unison* “WHAT????!!!”
Shiki: “You heard me”
Akai: *rolls eyes @ Shiki*
Shiki: “AND THERE SHALL BE MUSTACHES FOR ALL THE CHILDREN!”
Everyone except Shiki: “what????”
Shiki: “AND THERE SHALL BE BOOGERS AND MUSTACHES AND MONACLES FOR ALL TO SEE ON THE HOKAGES’ FACES…. And CUPCAKES AND COFFEE AND CHOCOLATE MILK FOR ALL!”
Sasuke: *walks in* “well, it is now official, Shiki has lost it, gone off her rocker, and needs to be put in the looney bin.”
Shiki: “YOU need to be put in the loony bin”
Sasuke: “What?”
Shiki: “YOU’RE A TOWEL”
Sasuke: “that doesn’t even make sense!”
Shiki: “YOU DON’T MAKE SENSE!!!!!”
Sasuke: *starts to cry* *sobs* “ITS TRUE” *runs away*
Akai: “SHIKI GO APOLOGIZE! NOW!”
Shiki: “you want me to apologize to that psychopath? Are you insane?”
Akai: “GO! NOW!”
Shiki: “NO!” *bites Akai’s arm really hard*
Akai: “OWWW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???”
Shiki: “CUZ I FELT LIKE IT!”
Akai: *backs away to corner slowly, then cowers*
Akai: *mutters* “crazy psychopath idiot…”
Shiki: “WHAT WAS THAT AKAI??”
Akai: “nothing….”
Shiki: “So, where were we?”
Everyone: *stares at Shiki like she is some sort of monster*
Shiki: “FINE… I’ll go apologize” *apologizes to sasuke*
Shiki: “happy now?”
Everyone else: "yep"
Now, onto the story!
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Chapter end notes: will post first real chapter in 2 weeks