Me: Uchiha Madara! How could you make me admire you in this new chapter?!!
Madara: I didn’t do anything.
Me: Argg!! That’s just it!! Uwahhh! You’re so cool!!!
Madara: I didn’t do anything.
Me:*reads* *turns to the Uchiha, hands on hips* I hate you! How could you help Kabuto?!!
Madara: I’m showing him… the power of the Uchiha.
Me: What’s with that pointless pause? Geez… you’re making me pissed! You’re sooo powerful!!!!
Madara: Well, duh.
Me: Uwahhh!! Awesome Susanoo!!!
Madara: Seriously? You’re reading the manga while writing this?
Me: Ah! I can’t help it! *pause to read* *GASP!!!* What’s with that?!!!
Madara: What?
Me: *Ahem… I won’t spoil this* That—that change!!!!!! How is that even possible?!!!!
Madara: I’m an Uchiha, the most powerful Uchiha.
Me: Well, I can see that!!!! But… Kill Kabuto! Stop hurting people and kill Kabuto!! …irony… But, I hate Kabuto!! *continues reading*
Madara: I don’t even know where that brat is…
Me: Shh!!! ….*reads* No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It ended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madara: Blame the author, not me. I don’t choose how the manga ends. Now I’ll be in this position, using this jutsu for a week until the next chapter comes out.
Me: Stupid, Madara!!! Hehe, I like your power!! Just don’t kill Naruto ‘kay? …Oh… One. Last. Thing… *Death Glare* WHO IS THIS STRANGER?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kabuto: *His head pops up * ^_^ It’s a secret! Madara can’t tell you. *Disappears*
Me:Stupid, Kabuto, where’d you go?!!! *turn to Madara* Uchiha Madara…please tell me… *Puppy Eyes*
Madara: I don’t feel like it.
Me: … Madara…? *cries*
Madara: Um… Mochi-chan… the new manga chapter is out! Prepare for my next jutsu, Shinobi!!
Me: Huh? Did you just call me Mochi-chan?? That’s not my name!
Madara: But it suits y—
Me: DID YOU JUST SAY THE NEW CHAPTER CAME OUT?!!!!
Madara: Uh…
Me: *checks* *turns back to Madara, glaring* You. Stupid. Uchiha!!!!!
Yeah, and I went after him, so expect him in the same position next week, just a bit more pushed around. Hehehe, that’s what you get, you bastard!