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50 Narutastic Notes of a Narutard by SincereGlomp

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Chapter notes: Tis a Narandom list of tastic possibilities!
1. When you learn the hard way that sticking your finger in electrical sockets will not help develop chidori
2. When you are have been known to say “My Kekki Genki is cooler than YOUR Kekki Genki. So there. Pfft!”
3. When you create your own jutsu(s)
4. When you scare people with your all impressive glare, you can’t help but smirking at outdoing Itachi in your head
5. When you know what one or more of the characters names mean in English
6. When you sit in class making origami and burst out laughing at your own evil thoughts as you scan the room for victims
7. When you know what a Hitaite is and make your own
8. When you continue to call it a forehead protector despite the large amount of people that don’t wear them over their foreheads
9. When you make up your own words to describe Naruto and fellow Naruto enthusiasts
10. When you spend straight hours getting through the episodes to catch up
11. When you belong to one or more Naruto forums/sites/fanfiction sites
12. When you can’t bear to read an OOC character in fanfinction unless it’s a parody
13. When you write your own fanfictions or review others
14. When you know all the hidden village symbols and Kages
15. When you wish you were a ninja
16. When you SEE characters as opposed to watching them. (IE: SEE Naruto as more than just annoying, Sakura’s conflicting Shippuden feelings, Neji more than arrogant, Lee more than his eyebrows… etc.)
17. When words like ‘sungakuru’ don’t confuse you
18. When you recognize Zetzu as not being a cannibal but as a plant that eats humans. In other words: carnivorous plant. Canibals eat their own kind.
19. When you question the logic of the characters
20. When you watch every episodes despite the filler:relevant ratio
21. When you can make one or more hand signs and name them
22. When you can have an intense conversation about Naruto with a stranger
23. When you have admitted you cannot be a ninja.
24. When you recognize the above never included hoping, dreaming, and pretending.
25. You recognize that Orochimaru ‘wanting Sasuke’s body’ was only funny the first 5,000 times
26. When you also recognize you weren’t the first to think of it
27. When you spend most of your time doing Naruto related things
28. When you put on your best behavior during trips to the beach because your nervous someone will use sand coffin
29. When you know what some of the jutsu’s real names are
30. When you acknowledge that just because you add ‘no jutsu’ to the end of something does not make it a justu
31. When you can’t remember the days before Naruto
32. When you laugh at N00BS that don’t know the difference between genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu
33. When you know what at least one of them means in English
34. When your OC’s don’t spawn OOC
35. When you ‘sweat drop’ when your confused
36. When you ‘dead pan’ when your sarcastic
37. When you identify pink hair as warning to fangirls.
38. When you say dattabayo.
39. A LOT
40. When the term ‘flash back’ makes you visibly shudder
41. When you begin to have flash backs of how your day began at lunch time.
42. When, no matter how tempting, you will not spoil major plots in Naruto because they come by so rarly that you don’t want to take them away when they do.
43. When you have done research out side of the anime
44. When you actually like the subbed version
45. When, like a true ninja, you sleep in your ninja mask
46. When you’ve read the manga
47. When you identify orange with hyperactive loneliness
48. When you know the difference between shuriken and kuni
49. When You try ramen to see what all the fuss was about
50. When you really ‘Believe It’ and never give up.

If you think you may have any of the above symptoms, be warned as this is highly contagious and fun to get. Cosplaying at the next anime convention is highly recommended.

People suffering from being a Naruto fan shouldn't worry about operating heavy machinery because this shouldn't cause drowsiness in the first place.
Chapter end notes: Hope you liked the list!

*Glomps readers* Have you felt Naru-cali-do-shus today?
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