Hi welcome to a naruto talk show. I'm your host Tara. I know a lot of people like this things so I decided to make one. Maybe people will read this one more than my other stories.

The setting is in an old warehouse that i managed to find. Don't worry the naruto characters will arrive safely.

Well anyway you can be as mean or as lovey dovey as you want. The naruto characters will answer them. Feel free to pour your little hearts out. Anything you put will be added in the next chapter. So have fun and enjoy.

Thank you for your time. Remember send in the reviews.

me: welcome back. i'm ur host tara. we have a very funny question brought to our attention. let's bring out our guests. Sasuke and Itachi.

sasuke: why am i here?
me: because u are and have to be.
sasuke: why is itachi here?
me: cause i asked him to. besides he's hott.
itachi: yes i am
me: but not as hott as iruka. anyway on to the question. this comes from
Naru_Chan_Fan.
the questions read to sasuke:
were u raped by itachi after the massacre?

me: thank you very much for that question. sasuke, itachi is it true?

sasuke: no it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itachi: why would i rape someone weak like my foolish little brother.

sasuke: stop calling me that! i'm going to kill you naru_chan_fan

me: u can't kill the reviewers
sasuke: why?
itachi: yeah why?
me: it'd kill ratings. that's all we have for today. remember send in ur reviews.

me: welcome back. this is an intresting one. let's bring out our guests shikamaru, ino, and chouji.
ino: hi
chouji: munch munch
shikamaru: this is troublesome
me: deal with it. our question is from patsuki21. it reads:
shika chouji is ino anorexic or any other eating disorder.
ps shikamaru rules

me: well?
chouji: well what?
me: answer the question
ino: no i'm not
me: yeah right. ur too skinny. plus ur never seen eating anything. spill woman!!!!
shikamaru: yes ino is anorexic
me: there u go.
ino: i am not!!!!
chouji: munch munch
me: ino get over it. ok that's all the time we have now. thank u for the reviews. remember to keep them comming.

me: welcome back. this one is from my very best friend. let's bring out our guests hidan and deidara.
hidan: this is against my religion
deidara: art is a bang
me: ok hidan shut up and listen.
hidan: fine
me: this comes from shadowdragon. it reads:
dear hidan,
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! I LOCKED JASHIN IN MY CLOSET SO THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT OUR LOVE!
will you be my boy friend? YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT ONE RIGHT! IF YOU DONT, I WILL SICK MY MONKEY NAMED STEVE ON YOU!
Love, shadowdragon

dear Deidara,
if hidan says no and gets mauled by a monkey will you be my boyfriend? SAY YES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE!

me: thank u very much shadow. hidan what do u say?

hidan: damn i have no choice..... yes shadowdragon i will be ur b/f

deidara: i wanted to date her. say tara will u....
me: no
deidara: why?
me: i love iruka!!!!!!
iruka: really?
me: yep. ok time to end the show. shadowdragon, hidan have a good time. remember send in ur reviews. bye all

me: hi welcome back. i'm ur host tara. i'm proud to present my co host shadowdragon.
shadowdragon: hi tara
me: hi where's hidan?
shadowdragon: oh he's around somewhere
me: ok anyway let's present our guests
shadowdragon: oh can i do it?
me: sure
shadowdragon: the guests are naruto and sasuke
naruto: hi all
sasuke: u again?
me: welcome back. have u met my friend shadow
sasuke: why am i cursed?
shadowdragon: deal with it
me: this questions comes fromI_love_kankuro
Sasuke: why are u so mean to naruto?
me and shadowdragon: yeah why?
naruto: yeah why?
sasuke: it's because he's such an idiot and .....
me: and what?
shadowdragon: yeah what?
sasuke: i love him!!!!!
naruto: ...........
me: i told u he was gay. that's all we have time for today. thank u for the reviews.
shadowdragon: bye bye. tara this was fun i have to go get hidan now.
me: ok have fun.

Hi i just want to thank all the people have sent in a review. i've really enjoyed them. You guys are great. Continue to send them in and u'll all see ur answers. Oh shadowdragon has decided to date both hidan and deidara.
shadowdragon: yay two b/fs
me: u go girl
deidara: yay i got a g/f
me: first one?
deidara: yeah
shadowdragon and me: aww
me: take it easy with deidara
shadowdragon: don't worry i will
me: ok well enjoy urselves
shadowdragon: where's iruka?
me: grading papers
shadowdragon: no?
me: yep. we'll i'll stop babbling. remember send me ur reviews. I love u reviewers.

me: hi welcome back. i'm ur host tara and my co host shadowdragon is here with me.
shadowdragon: hi and steve is with me
me: ok he can stay just as long as he doesn't cause trouble.
shadowdragon: he won't
me: if u say so
shadowdragon: lets bring out our guests
me: naruto hinata *sasuke walks out* sasuke ur not suppose to be here
shadowdragon: let him stay
me: fine
naruto: hi again
hinata: hi a--ll
me and shadowdragon: aww she stuttered
sasuke: yuck
naruto: keep sasuke away from me
sasuke: oh come on naruto u know u like me
me: lets get to the review
shadowdragon: ok. this comes from patsuki21.
it reads:
naruto why dont you just go with hinata already i mean she's heiress of a clan and shes not flat as cardboard like sakura

also here steve im out of bananna ice cream so here this *gives steve tank that shoots bannanas* may you cause utter chaos

naruto: hinata will u go out with me?
hinata: yes i will!!!! *blushes*
me and shadowdragon: aww
sasuke: no!!!!
me: hey steve when did u get a tank. no!!!!!!!!!!!
shadowdragon: aww it's cute.
me and sasuke: get him out of the tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadowdragon: he won't get out
me and sasuke: run for ur lifes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone runs*

me: hi welcome back i'm ur host tara
shadowdragon: and steve and i are here as well
me: keep that monkey away from me!!!!!!!!
shadowdragon: he didn't that much damage
me: he destroyed the warehouse
shadowdragon: where are u we then?
me: we are at the uchicha manshion.
shadowdragon: this is my last time as a co-star isn't it?
me: yeah i'm afraid so
me and shadowdragon: *cries*
sasuke: why are u here?
me: itachi told use we could host this here
itachi: it's true i did
sasuke: why?
shadowdragon: cause he felt like it
itachi: because foolish little brother i'm in love
iruka: find ur own woman!!! tara is mine!!!!!!
me: yay i'm iruka's!!!!!!
shadowdragon: can we get to the guests already
me: alright alright
iruka, sasuke, and itachi: can i stay?
me: sure
shadowdragon: now to the guests
me: we have tsuande and sakura *groans*
sasuke: not her
sakura: hi sasuke-kun i love
me, tusande and shadowdragon: shut up already!!!!!
sakura: *cries*
me: this review is from patsuki21
it reads:
sakura why dont you ask tsunade how to get your breast bigger so your not flat as a pancake

ps. temari is hott
pss give this ammo to steve *gives bannana crate to steve*
me and sasuke: sorry patsuki steve is in an enclosed place
sasuke: yeah so he doesn't cause any damage
shadowdragon: sakura why would tsunade help u?
sakura: she is my master
tsuande: sakura ur breasts won't get any bigger
sakura: *cries*
me: how about we throw sakura in with steve
shadowdragon: ok
*everyone watches steve chase sakura around the room*

me: hi i'm ur host tara and welcome to a naruto talk show. as many of u know shadowdragon is at the moment no longer a co-host. don't worry she'll be back later on.
iruka: don't worry i'm here
itachi: i'm here too
sasuke:......................
me: anyway on to the guests. they are shikamaru, temari, ino, kin and tayuya
shikamaru: this is so troublesome
temari: hi all
ino: not u again
tayuya: hi
kin: hi
me: hi everyone except ino.
ino: why are u mean to me?
me: i don't like u. temari is way better
temari: yes i am
me: i think temari and shikamaru should hook up
tayuya: no he should be my b/f
ino: no mine
kin: no mine
temari: he's mine
me: anyway this review comes from patsuki21
it reads:
shikamaru are you a pimp with ino ,temari, kin and tayuya as your bitches?
me: well are u a pimp?
shikamaru: yeah i am
me: who's ur number one bitch?
shikamaru: that's easy it's temari
me: i thought so
ino, tayuya and kin: hey that's not fair
me: life isn't fair. that's all we have time for today. thanks for the reviews. hey no fighting in here!!!!!
shikamaru: help me!!!!! *all the girls are fighting over him*
me: nah.*temari takes out her fan* oh no she's going to blow us all away *runs*

me: hi welcome back i'm ur host tara. thankfully only ino, kin, and tayuya got blown away. our guests for today are naruto and sasuke!
sasuke: naruto is here too?!*naruto walks out* *sasuke faints*
me: *giggles*
naruto: *sigh*
me: what's wrong?
naruto: hinata dumped me
me*gasp* for who?
naruto: for kiba!!!!
sasuke: that bitch
me: she dumped u for dog boy?
naruto: yes *cries*
me: i kinda saw that comming. anyway this question is from NARU_CHAN_FAN
it reads:
to naruto: naruto u gonna date sasuke now ?
have fun with ur relationship
naruto: HI again naru_chan_fan
sasuke: *thinks to self i love naru_chan_fan*
naruto: no i'm not. why would u think that?
me: *smacks head* sasuke ur in love with an idiiot
sasuke: *sigh* i know
me: idiot sasuke told u on another chapter that he loved u
naruto: he does?
sasuke: yes!!!!!! now have me!!!!!!!!
naruto: ok!!!!!!!
itachi: my brother is gay!!!!
iruka: naruto is dating sasuke *faints*
me: that was weird
itachi: my brother is gay *cries*
me: what is up with all the crying. anyway that's all the time we have........*ring* hang on a min.
Hello? Oh hi hinata. yes it worked. good job. bye. that's all folks

me: hi welcome back to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. Itachi close that window i'm cold!!!!!!!!!!!!
itachi: here take me akatsuki cloak *hands cloak*
me: ok. hey this is warm. it smells like u
itachi: i know
iruka:...............
me: ur not getting this back. on to the guests
kankurou, temari, gaara, sakura, sasuke and *shudder* orochimaru.
temari: hi again
gaara: why am i here?
kankurou: hello baby
iruka and itachi: she's mine!!!! *glares at each other*
sasuke: not me again
sakura: hi sasuke
orochimaru: hi sasuke-kun
me: AHHHHHHHHH I NEED MY IRUKA-KUN!!!!!!
iruka: here i am
me:*sits on iruka's lap* these questions come from I_Love_kankuro
it reads:
sand siblings: how do you three get along, and Kankuro do you have a girl friend, and sasuke do you like ochumaru, sakura you and sasuke will never go out never ever
gaara: well we don't really get along
kankurou: no not really
temari: i usually knock them out with my fan
kankurou: no i don't have a g/f
orochimaru: sasuke-kun u do like me don't u?
naruto: stay away from my sasuke!!!!!!!!!!
me: dont let orochimaru come near me!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasuke: no i don't like him
sakura: sasuke ur gay?
me and everyone else: yep!!!!!
sakura: *cries*
me: get over it *throws sakura and orochimaru out*
great now i have to go disinfect myself. so that's all the time we have. bye all.

me: welcome back to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. today we have a funny review
iruka: we do?
me: yep. let's bring out our guests sasUKE and sakura. *naruto walks out* hi naruto
naruto: hi tara. hi iruka-sensei
iruka: hi naruto
sasuke: i didn't get a hi
naruto: u'll get something else later
me: oh can i watch?
iruka: u perv
me: no proud yaoi fan *smiles* kakashi can stay away from my iruka though!!!!!!
iruka*blush*
sakura: why am i here?
me: oh i almost forgot we have a review from NARU_CHAN_FAN
it reads:
to boobless(sakura): SASUKE is gay. pinky! u know y because his intitial is S.U. which mean Seme and Uke!!!! muhahaha
sakura: why does everyone make fun of me?
me: because u suck and she's right sasuke is gay
sakura: NO!!!!!
naruto and sasuke: yes
naruto: and he is mine so back off!!!
me: that's cute
iruka: *sigh* sadly it is. tara do u want to see a movie?
me: sure. hey wait naruto what time should i bring the video camera?
naruto: midnight
me: ok
sakura: why does people make fun of my breasts?
me: because u have none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now get out of here!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: over kill
me: oh well i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naruto: me too
me: yay!!! anyway time to end the show. bye all. come on iruka!
iruka: comming. are u going to take off itachi's cloak?
me: no never!!!
iruka: *sigh*
me: deal with it

me: hi i'm tara and welcome to my naruto talk show.
iruka: tara seriously take that cloak off
me: no!!!!
iruka: tara i said
me: look i said no deal with it or get lost
iruka: fine *leaves*
me: *cries* how could he leave me?!!!!!
naruto: i'll drag him back
sasuke: it'll be ok
itachi: i'll be ur b/f
me: i'll think about it *still has tears in my eyes* on to our guests. we have tobi chouji sakura and shika
shikamaru: this is a total drag
sakura: i hate u all
me: i don't care
chouji: munch munch
tobi: tobi is a good boy
me: omg it's tobi. *takes picture*
sasuke: tara stay on topic
me: ok this comes from patsuki21
it reads:
Tobi are you a good boy?
chouji, sakura called you a fatass


shika rules all
shika: thank u for that comment
tobi: yes tobi is a good boy
chouji: she said what?!! i am not fat
sakura: i didn't say that. *gets flattened by chouji*
me: tobi take off ur mask
tobi: no
me: please
tobi: no
naruto: i brought iruka-sensei back
iruka: tara i'm sorry
me: u hurt me
iruka: i'm sorry. how can i make it up to u?
me: *eyes sparkle* get a picture of tobi without his mask
iruka: are u sure?
me: yes i'm sure
itachi: i'll do it
iruka: no i 'll do it
*iruka chases tobi*
tobi: tobi is a good boy *falls
iruka:* takes mask off and takes picture*
tobi: no!!!!!!! *hurries and puts mask on and burns picture*
me: *walks up to tobi* *whispears i know ur really obito and walks away*
shikamaru: oh crap chouji u really smashed her
me: yay!!!! sakura is no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tobi walks away*
iruka: tara...
me: iruka i love u. *gives iruka a kiss*
iruka: *blushes and faints*
me:*gives itachi a kiss on the cheek*
itachi: thanks
me: np. oh sasuke how is ur butt?
sasuke:.............
naruto: lol
me: oh well. there is always the video. bye all

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
iruka: tara please take the cloak off
me: no
iruka: i'm begging u. *begs on knees*
itachi: give it up already she wont remove it. i've done tried
me: shut up!!! on to our guests. we have kisame, itachi, and sasuke.
sasuke: why me again?
me: u and itachi are popular
sasuke: i don't want to be popular
me: where's naruto?
sasuke: i don't know
kisame: hi all. fish are friends not food
me: i hate fish!!!!!!
iruka: calm down
me: fine *sigh*
kisame: why does tara have ur cloak on?
itachi: i loaned it to her and she won't give it back
me: u'll never get it back!!! anyway on to the review. this comes from patsuki21
it reads:
one. ding dong the witch is dead the witch is dead

kisame do you like the song blue

itachi why did you really kill your family and dont tell us that "i wanted to test my strenght" shit

sasgay dont be a whiny bitch about the answer
me: yay sakura is dead!!!!
kisame: no i don't like the song blue. it makes me all depressed.
itachi: well sasuke videotaped me singing and dancing to oops i did it again. Then he sent it to the whole entire clan. i was going to kill sasuke too..
sasuke: u were? itachi i'll kill....
itachi: but i had to use the restroom and when i came back he was gone
me: u like that song???!!! take ur cloak back!!!!
itachi: she's a good singer
me: she sucks at singing.
itachi:*cries*
sasuke: i can't believe my own brother was going to kill me
me: i can
sasuke: *cries*
iruka and kisame: that was mean
me: at least they have something common. that's all we have for today. thanks for the reviews

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
iruka: give me my headband
me: no
iruka: please
me: no i'm wearing it
iruka: fine. ur more stubborn than a uchiha
me: i know *smiles* now to our guests tobi, gaara, temari, sasuke, naruto, chouji, and kisame. wow a lot of people
tobi: tobi is a good boy
naruto: hi all
sasuke: *groans* *sees naruto and runs up to him*
me: no humping in here
temari: hi
gaara: u again
me: yeah aint it wonderful
gaara: not really
kisame: hi
chouji: munch munch
me: now this review comes from frosty. ur stories kick ass. it reads:
HA! Tobi is a good boy! And he is Obito! I don't care if I know for a fact that I'm wrong. VIVA LA OBITOBI!(please tell him that for me)

Gaara... are you in Shuppuden time yet? If you are... *glomps Gaara* YAY! If not... *pushes teady bear toward non-shippuden Gaara* I love you! Please don't kill me! I love you!

Temari... you kick ass.

Sasuke... Well, now that you're with Naruto I guess I won't kill you. If you ever leave him though... *pulls out the ST(Sauske Torture) chart - if you want to know what's on it, I'll tell ya in a reveiw. It's funny. And mean*

Naruto... YES! GET SOME!

Choji! *turns Choji to face Kisame and gives him knife and fork* LOOK! IT'S SUSHI!
chouji: sushi!!!!!!! *kisame runs for his life*
kisame: i'm not food!!!!
me: hahahaha
temari: yes i know i kick ass but thanks for saying that
me: u do kick ass
tobi: tobi don't know who obito is
me: don't lie
tobi: fine *takes off mask*
me: ur hott
iruka: but u said i'm hott
me: ur both hott
sasuke: i'll never leave my naruto-kun
naruto: i always get some
gaara: yes i'm in shippuden. yay i got glomped. i love u too
me: aww that's sweet
*naruto drags sasuke away*
me: oooo well that's all we have for today. i must get the camera. remember to send in ur reviews and thanks for ur reviews. bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: *cries*
me: don't worry iruka ur my number one guy
iruka: really?
me: yep. my one and only
kakashi: i want him
me: get away from him!!!!!! *throws kunai at kakashi*
kakashi: ur mean *vanishes*
me: stay away from my iruka-kun. on to the guests we have tobi/obito
tobi: tobi is a good boy
me: yeah u are. tobi u are really loved. this comes from windboy or my little brother
it reads:
Tobi is a good boy.When is Genma Izumo and Kotetsu gonna be on the show?
tobi/obito: yes i am a good boy
me: genma, izumo and kotetsu are going to be on here now
genma: why?
me: cause i know u guys feel unloved.
izumo and kotetsu: people don't really like us
me: i love all u guys
iruka: she's mine
tobi/obito: where's sasuke and naruto?
me: sleeping *giggles*
iruka: u didn't?
me: yeah i did. i have videos of the two for sell. get them while they are hott!!!
iruka: ur a perv
me: no a proud yaoi fan. that's all we have today. sorry u three didn't get much screen time
genma, izumo, and kotetsu: it's ok
me: ok. remember to send in ur reviews and thanks for the reviews.

me: welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: can i have my shirt back
me: geesh first ur head band now ur shirt. make up ur mind
iruka: i feel naked without it
me: i think u look hott *takes picture*
iruka: *blush*
me: on to our guests tobi/obito shikamaru and for the heck of it temari.
temari: i want a video!
me: 10.00 bucks
temari: *hands over money*
me: thanks. *hands video*
iruka: tara u can't sell those
me: yes i can. this comes from naru_chan_fan
it reads:
i luv tobi/obito
shika do u think sexx is troublesome??
sasunaru 4 eva
tobi/obito: i love u too
shika: well i....
temari: what were u going to say? *has fan in hand*
shika: no i don't
me and temari: yes sasunaru forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka and shika: not yaoi fans
me and temari: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tobi/obito: can i have a cookie?
me: yeah sure. *hands cookies over*
tobi/obito: thanks
me: thats all the time we have for today. i have to go video tape more
iruka: oh no u don't *takes camera and breaks it*
me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
temari: i brought mine
me: oh goody
me and temari: bye all
me: thanks for all the reviews and remember to send them in. i love u reviewers!!!!!

iruka: tara
me: what?
iruka: where are my clothes
me: idk
iruka: i'm not comming out
me: fine *tosses some clothes at him
iruka: thanks
me: hi i'm tara welcome to a naruto talk show
iruka: ok i'm here
me: ohhhhhhhhh so hott
iruka: tara stay focused
me: sorry. our guests are gaara, tobi/obito, kakashi, and kimmimaru
iruka: that's a lot of people
kakashi: iruka-kun!!!
me: get ur own *slaps kakashi and sits on iruka's lap*
kakashi: ur mean
me: he's mine i tell u!!!!!!!!! on to the review. this comes from frosty
it reads:
GAARA SAID HE LOVED ME! SQUEEEEEE! *continues to glomp Gaara* I'm never letting go. Ever. You know what? *superglues self to Gaara* Perfect!

I wan't a copy of those vidios! How much?

Tobi/Obito... You totally rock! I'd hug you, but I've superglued myself to Gaara and can't move...

Kakashi... Give up on Iruka. Go for Sakura. I'll bring her back with the power of fanfiction, just for you!

Kimmimaru... You have officially been added to my fav. characters list. I wanna write a fanfic about you SO bad, but have no idea what to do for plot.

Hugs n' love!
Frosty
kakashi: no i will never give up on iruka!!! sakura is my student!!!
me: back off!!!! *growls* the videos are 10.00 bucks.
gaara: this is weird
tobi/obito: that's ok. hi kakashi
kakashi: omg it's obitio *faints*
kimmimaru: i feel so loved!!
me: *kicks kakashi*
iruka: tara stop
me: no never!!!!!!!
iruka: tara he'll never have me. i'm only urs
me: u got that right. well thats all we have time for today
gaara: so frosty do u like cookies?
me: bye all and thanks for the reviews. have fun with gaara frosty.

me: welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka:...........
me: what?
iruka: it's kakashi
me: what about him?
iruka: he needs love
me: well obito is alive
iruka: true
me: anway on to our guests. they are the akatsuki leader and shikamaru
shika: me again?
me: yep ur loved
shika: *sigh*
leader: why am i here?
me: because u are. this review comes from patsuki21
it reads:
leader of the akatsuki who are you really
shikamaru what do u look like without your ponytail
shika still rules
shika: thanks and i look like vegata
me: really?
shika: yeah
leader: i'll never tell u!!!!!! *runs off*
me: come back!!! oh well forget it
iruka: don't forget we have that date
me: oh yeah. well that's all the time for today. thanks for ur reviews. bye

me: welcome back to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. *reads review* yay!!!!!
iruka: must be ur friend
me: yep. lets bring out our guests deidara, hidan, tobi, sakura, shino, sasuke, and hinata
iruka: wow sakura is alive
me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sakura: yes i'm back
me: shut up!!!!!!!!!! this is from shadowdragon
it reads:
HI!
i was wondering, who loves me the most? Deidara or Hidan?

tobi/obi- why don't you give kakashi a big hug? your old teammates! you should love each other!

sakura- you couldn't be flatter if you got ran over by a steam roller

shino- i used to love you, but now i hate you! *slap*

sasuke- your head looks like a chicken's butt

hinata- YOU ROCK!

deidara and Hidan- I STILL LOVE YOU BOTH
me: wow thats long
sakura: *cries*
me and everyone else: shut up!!!!!!!!!!
sasuke: my hair does not
me: actually it does
sasuke: it's not my fault!!!!!!!!!! naruto!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to find naruto*
obito/tobi: i would give him a hug, but he doesn't like me. he loves iruka
me: no one gets iruka but me!!!!!!!!!!!
deidara and hidan: i love u more
shino: i was loved but now i'm not. ouch that slap hurts *cries*
hinata: don't cry shino and thanks for saying i rock
me: that was a little harsh. did u have to hit shino?
hidan: i love u more shadowdragon!!!!!!!!!
deidara: no i do!!!!!!!!
me: u two scare me
tobi/obito: tara u scare me
me: really? yay i scare someone!!!!!
iruka: *sigh*
me: that's all we have time for today. deidara don't u dare blow this house up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember to send in ur reviews
iruka: not the bomb
me: shadowdragon if deidara blows this house ur paying for the damages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: let's get to guests
me: ok the guests are kankurou, hinata, kakashi, iruka, itachi, sasuke, shino, neji, tenten, chouji
iruka: wow i'm a guests
me: apparently so
hinata: hi
kiba: yo
kankurou: why me?
me: because it is
kakashi: iruka i love u!!!!!!!
me: he's mine!!!!!!!
iruka: *sigh* this review comes from I_Love_Kankurou
it reads:
Kankurou i love you will you go out with me if you say no i will lock in a closit and kakashi are you gay iruka you and tara going out sheon do you like any one kiba do you like hnta nejie do like tenten you two should date itchy sauske called you and choji fat
kankurou: yeah i guess i will. it's better than going out with a puppet
kakashi: of course i'm gay. what part of i love iruka don't u get?!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: iruka is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: *sigh* yes tara and i are dating
kiba: yes i like hinata and we are dating!!!!
itachi: i am not fat. i'm just pregnant
me: how did that??????
itachi: i don't know.
me: who's the daddy?
itachi: kakashi is
me and sasuke: *faints*
kakashi: i'm going to be a dad *faints*
iruka: yeah apparently so
chouji: munch munch. i'm too hungry to roll anyone over
sasuke: that's a relieve
neji: yes i like tenten
tenten: yes we're already dating
shino: no i don't like anyone
iruka: well that's all the time we have for today. tara would like to thank u for the reviews. i'm sure by the next chapter she'll be awake

me: hi before i begin this talk show i just wanted to say sorry for being late with chapters. i was in the hospitail this weeken and was unable to get online. Hopefully that won't happe again. anyway i'm tara welcome to a naruto talk show
iruka: u should take it easy
me: i'll be ok
iruka: if u say so
me: i do. anyway on the the guests. they are naruto, sakura, orochimaru, sasuke, and itachi
naruto: hi tara
me: hi
sasuke: hi all
sakura: hi
me: shut up!!!!!
iruka: calm down. this review comes from I_Love_Kankurou
it reads:
Naruto sakura called you fat and orochimaru why are you alive you should be dead Sei why do you simle so munch suske and Itachy why don't you two get along?

sasuke: die sakura!!!!!!! *sakura runs away*
me: dangit why won't she die!!!!!
naruto: i'm not fat!!!!
itachi: i'm still pregnant
me: i know and keep the father of ur baby away from my iruka-kun
sai: i figured if i smile people might like me
me: highly unlikely
sasuke: we don't get alone because he killed the clan off!!!!!
orochimaru: i'm not dead because i'm alive!!!!!!!
me: get out of here orochimaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara calm down!!!!
orochimaru: hey are sasuke and naruto's videos still for sale?
me: yep, but u can't have one
orochimaru: *cries* i'm leaving *leaves*
me: good he's gone. well i'm ending the show now, but not because i want too. iruka is making me
iruka: you need ur rest
me: fine. bye all and thanks for ur reviews. keep them comming.

me: welcome back to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: can i have my pants back?
me: nope
iruka: please
me: no
iruka: i'm just in my boxers
me: yay!!!!!!! *takes picture*
iruka: *blushes and steals pants*
me: ur no fun
iruka: ur still sick
me: am not
iruka: liar
me: whatever on to our guests
they are shino, deidara, hidan, obito/tobi
iruka: this is from ur friend?
me: yep. this comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
i have pplz fighting over me! YAYZ!
if Dei-kun blows anyhing up, i will buy you a mansion of your own...and since i am sure he has blowed something up...*gives you HUGE sack of money*
yes, i did have to slap shino. he left me for Ava Woods...TT.TT
YOU ARE AWESOME!

To Obi/Tobi: i give you 5 boxes of chocolate chip cookies, and 10 cases of caffinated soda.

Hidan: DO NOT SACRIFICE DEIDEI TO JASHIN!

Deidei: DO NOT BLOW HIDAN UP!

OMG, i feel like the mother of you teo sometimes TT.TT i don't wanna be a mother of my boyfriends... i cry now..buh byz!
me: thanks for the money, but he hasn't blown anything up yet.
tobi/obito: yay cookies and soda
hidan: fine i won't sacrifice him!
deidara: fine i won't blow him up!
shino: well there u go
me: shino ur mean!!!!!
deidara and hidan: we're sorry!!!!!!!
me: that's all the time we have for today
iruka: let's send tobi/obito to bug kisame
me: didn't chouji eat him
iruka: i don't know
me: thanks for the reviews and remember keep them comming bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show
iruka: tara we have a problem
me:what is is?
iruka: u'll see the guests are gaara, sakura, kimmimaru,sasuke, naruto and kankurou
me: what's going on?
itachi: u haven't told them
naruto: i'm pregnant
sasuke: yes!!!!!!! *naruto and sasuke french kiss*
me: i'm not drinking the water
iruka: u need to drink something
me: not the water. next thing u know i'll be pregnant. this review comes from frosty *yay!!!!!!!*
it reads:
Yes, I do like cookies - chocolate chip cookies! And muffins - blueberry muffins! But there's one thing I like more than both of those things, and I'm superglued to his back! *huggles Gaara* Unfortunately, I can't pay for Yaoi vidios because I can't grab my wallet. Gaara? Will you pay for me? Or grab my wallet? It's in my back pocket...

Sakura.... AHHH! LIVING DEAD! DIE I TELL YOU! DIE! *dumps Gaara's sand on Sakura* WOW! I can control Gaara's sand? Awesomeness!

Neko(An OC of mine): You're not very good at it. It just landed on her head.

Me: I'M STILL LEARNING! Wtf are you doing here anyway?

I'd like a nice long SasuNaru kiss scene, if you don't mind... Please, guys?

Kimmimaru... Really wish I could hug you right now. Maybe this superglue wasn't the best idea after all... I should've just tied myself on...

Oh... and... Kankuro... you look fat without your face paint.
gaara: ok pays for videos
me: thanks: hands videos over
kimmimaru: that's ok
kankurou: i do not
me: yeah u do
kankurou: *cries*
gaara: ur such a baby
sakura: u can't kill me
me: must kill sakura!!!!!!!!!!!
*naruto and sasuke are still kissing*
sasuke: won't to go be alone
naruto: yeah
me: oooooooooo can i bring the camera
iruka: i broke it
me: i bought a new one
iruka: takes camera and breaks
me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasuke: u can't come
me: so not far
naruto: *whispears its ok i'll send u a copy*
*sasuke drags naruto away*
iruka: what did naruto say
me: nothing. thanks for the reviews and remember keep them comming. bye all
gaara: frosty lets get some cookies and muffins
*gaara and frosty walk away*
me: thats so sweet
iruka: come on time for u to rest
me: i don't want too
iruka: i'll pack u
me: ok

me: hi all welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: tara!
me: what now?
iruka: where are my clothes?
me: i dont know. Kakashi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kakashi: *giggles* what?
me: give iruka back his clothes
kakashi: no!!
iruka: please
kakashi: fine
iruka: ok on to the guests gaara, naruto, sasuke, konohamaru, and tara
me: what?
iruka: yeah ur a guest today
me: wicked!!!!
naruto: hi tara
sasuke: hi
me: this feels weird
iruka: this comes from frosty
me: frosty ur awesome!!!!!!!!!
iruka: can i get to the review
me: sorry
iruka: it reads:
Yes! Hey, Gaara, I'll teach you to bake! And then we can watch the Yaoi vids whilst we eat cookies! Yayness! *rubs Gaara's head with her head because she's still superglued to him* Now to un super-glue myself so that I can hug you...

Naruto, Sasuke... can I come watch? Please? I NEED MY YAOI! And I'll give you free ramen! And tomatos and riceballs for you, Sasuke. And I'll kill Sakura. I'll do that last one anyway, though...

*dumps sand on Sakura* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love that I can control Gaara's sand now...

Anywho...

This one's for you, Tara!
I'd like to see you face off in a ninja battle. It has to be against someone easy though, so you don't get killed, so how about... Konohamaru!
naruto: yes u can!!!!
sasuke: no u can't!!!!!
me: frosty i'll show u my secret place to watch *smiles*
*sakura dies*
me: yeah sakura dies
konohamaru: tara we must fight
me: bring it on shorty
iruka: tara be careful
me: i'll be fine
*konohamru throws kunai*
*i duck. throw dirt in his eye*
konohamru: ouch that hurts
me: ur a ninja so act like it
*i take kakashi's book and hit konohamru in the head*
*konohamru gets knocked out*
me: kakashi since when did it get heavy?
kakashi: since it became hardback and got a lot bigger
me: oh
konohamru: ha ha u fell for it
me: not really. squirts him with water hose
konohamru: hey thats not fair. i give up
me: ha i knew it. *takes stick and knocks him out* i had to make sure
iruka: *sigh*
me: u know u love me
iruka: yeah i do love u
me: yay!!!!!!!!
gaara: yay frosty is going to teach me how to bake!!!!!
iruka: well that's all the time we have for now. remember send in ur reviews and thanks to those u have sent them in
me: hey i was suppose to say that
iruka: u were a guest
me: but.....
iruka: no buts about it
naruto: tara ur not going to win
me: shut up naruto!!! so what are u going to name the baby?
naruto and sasuke: .....................
me: yay i win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara if you stop i'll give you a kiss
me: strip tease for me and u have a deal
iruka: ok
me: bye all

iruka: tara
me: what?
iruka: u have a show to do
me: i do?
iruka: yeah
me: ok. hi i'm tara welcome to a naruto talk show. our guests are naruto, sasuke, kakashi, iruka, kisame, deidara, and hidan.
kakashi: hi iruka
me: stay away from my iruka-kun!!!!!!!!!!! besides ur going to have a baby with itachi!!!!!!!!!
itachi: yeah!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara, kakashi can't u two get along?
me and kakashi: no!!!!!!
me: anyway this comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
HI! ME AGAIN!
Naruto & Sasuke- what i want to know is....um....how should i put this...well, it is really going to hurt having a baby through a straw...just saying...
Iruka-do you own a convertable?
kisame-you are a fish, so deal with it! i have even prepared a chart to prove it!
kisame=shark
shark=fish
so....
kisame=fish!
also, 2+2=fish..... i know, i amaze myself sometimes i am so smart!
Kakashi-what is inside your book? i know that it is a bunny's guid to takeing over the world! just admit it alredy!
hidan- if you had a choice between me and jashin, who would you pick?
dei-kun- if you had a choice between me and bombs, who or what would you pick?
naruto and sasuke: yeah it's going to hurt but they have good drugs for that
me: they do?
naruto: yep
me: i'll keep that in mind
iruka: yes i do. how did u find out?
me: u do and u never took me for a ride in it!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: i'm
me: *growls*
kakashi: *sigh* yes that is what its in my book
me: no it's not!!!!! it's pictures of naked guys!!!!!!!
kakashi: so?
me: where can i get one?
kakashi: ur not going to kill me?
me: nope u can be yaoi buddies with me, frosty and temari
kakashi: ok sounds good
kisame: i'm a shark? no!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
*me and kakashi reading book*
hidan: i'd choose uhhh........
deidara: i'd choose uhh......... u!!!!!!!!!
hidan: i'd choose u!!!!!!
me: that's so sweet. kakashi what are u and itachi going to name the baby?
kakashi and itachi: i don't know
me: ok
*me and kakashi reading book*
iruka: more pervs ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
me and kakashi: yaoi fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: well thanks for the reviews. remember to keep them comming. bye all

iruka: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. tara is somewhere.
*kakashi and me giggling*
iruka: tara!!!!!!
me: sorry. finish this later kakashi
kakashi: ok
me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
iruka: tara
me: yes???
iruka: tara i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i love u tooo
iruka: marry me?
me: *faints*
kakashi: wow that's a huge rock!!
me: yes i'll marry u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka:Yay!!!!!!!
me: but naru_fan_chan, frosty , shadowdragon, and I_love_kankuro are my bridemaids
iruka: fine
me: the guest is rock lee
lee: hello my youthful friends
me: that's it?
iruka: yeah
me: alright then. this review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
lee do u ever stop talkin bout youth?
and did u know that ur sound like broccolli
HEY!! let me join the club too *with puppy eyes*
me: yes u can join my club!!!!!!!!
lee: no i never stop talking about youth *shines teeth*
me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!! *puts shades on* hey broccoli hahahahahahahahahah
lee: that's not funny. gai-sensei!!!!!!! *runs away*
me: that's funny. thanks for the review. oh let me know what color u want ur dress to be. bye all
kakashi: iruka your one lucky dog

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. i'm engaged to iruka.
iruka: yes i'm engaged to tara and i'm happy
me: u better be. once u marry me that's it
iruka: i know
me: let's bring out our guest kankurou
kankurou: it's just me?
me: yep. this review comes from I_love_kankurou
it reads:
kankurou i love u so much and I want my dress to be blue or green hehehe iruka I feel sorry for u
me: ok u can have blue.
iruka: don't feel sorry for me. i'm in love
me: i have him well trained
kakashi and sasuke: how did u do that?
me: i dont really remember
kankurou: i love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ok enough of that. now just to get shadowdragon, frosty and naru_fan_chan dress colors
iruka: ur planning already
me: yep!!!!
iruka: *sigh*
me: *hums here comes the bride*
iruka: thanks for the reviews and remember to keep them comming. oh tara when we're married are u still going to be in that club?
me: u bet ur ass i am!

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: and my future wife
me: yep. lets bring out our guests deidara, hidan, kakashi, itachi, sasuke and naruto
iruka: wow
me: yep. the first review comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
OMG! i would love to be your brides maid! can my dress be purple?
maybey this wedding will give deidara and hidan to GET A MOVE ON and ask me already! (my birth stone is a diamond for anyone asking...and they better know who is asking!)
i think you should let patsuki be your best man... he is a loyal reviewer too and a friend of mine so...
don't forget to get naruto and itachi maternaty dresses!
me: i almost forgot about that
naruto and itachi: don't worry i already got one
me: thanks a lot u guys
naruto and itachi: don't worry
me: yes ur dress can be purple
iruka: yes patsuki will be the best man. if he wants to that is.
kakashi: what about me?
me: u can walk me down the aisle
kakashi: ok
hidan: shadowdragon will u marry me?!!!!!!! *holds diamond ring up*
me: deidara?
deidara:hnnnn
me: go figure. ok this next review comes from frosty
it reads:
*Walks in reading Icha Icha* heh... Jashin I love this stuff! *stabs self because Great Jashin doesn't approve of Yaoi and I'd better please him to be able to keep readin' it*

I finally got myself un-superglued! *huggles Gaara* Hey, Gaara, now that Iruka and Tara are gettin' married... *meaningful look* My favorite gemstone is a saphire, and I don't mind rings made of sand.

Tara, I'd happily be your bridesmaid, and I'd like my dress to be deep red if you don't mind (I'd go for black, but that's the color my wedding dress will be. IF Gaara gets a move on... *stares at Gaara*) Who's the maid of honor? Can I bring Gaara along?

Naruto... Thanks for lettin' me come watch!

Sasuke... You won't let me watch so... Screw you! Or, rather... Naruto... screw him! Now! I wanna wanna see meh yaoi!

Kakashi, Itachi... If it's a girl... how about Nita? I've always liked that name. Or Kama (River), that's pretty too... Yeah, Kama, I'm reserving the name Nita (along with Kira, Cain, and Elric) If its a boy what about Briar? or Taro?
me: i don't mind
naruto: ur welcome
sasuke: naruto wouldn't dare
naruto: well not till after the baby is born
me: lmao
gaara: frosty will u marry me? *holds saphire ring up*
me: yes u can bring gaara along. uhh maid of honor. i have to think on that one
kakashi: girl the name will be kama
itachi: no nita
kakashi: no kama
itachi: no nita
kakashi: fine it can be nita
itachi: thank u and if its a boy it will be briar
kakashi: no taro
itachi: no briar
kakashi: no taro
iruka: u don't think we'd fight over names like that do u?
me: no because we'll stick with the names i pick
iruka: ok
itachi: fine it can be taro
me: maid of honor will be..........................
iruka: is it that hard to think?
me: yep
iruka: *sigh*
me: for the hell of it temari can be my maid of honor
iruka: that means shikamaru will have to come
me: yep and i_love_kankurou will drag kankurou with her *giggles*
sasuke: doesn't she scare u when she giggles like that?
iruka: no i'm used to it
me: well that's all the time we have for today. thanks for the reviews and keep them comming

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. i think i started a plague
iruka: cause everyone is getting married?
me: yep. speaking of which let's bring out our guests naruto, hidan, deidara, shikamaru, tobi/obito and kankurou
naruto: hi all
me: hi
iruka: hi
me: anyway on to the first review. it comes from I_love_kankurou
it reads:
Kankurou hurry up already I like ruby red and love u
me: *sigh*
iruka: don't worry things will be over soon
kankurou: will u marry me? *holds up ruby*
me: yay another proposal
iruka: hope that's the last one
me: who knows. this review comes from patsuki21
it reads:
sure i'd be happy to ^^
me: yay!!!!!! thank u so much!!!!!!!!
iruka: yeah thanks
the next review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
to naruto
i got name 4 the baby if its a boy than...Tiashi Uchiha
if a girl than... Tatayame Uchiha
congrats tara
i would like red because it represents the love and happiness
me: u can have that color then and thanks
naruto: thank u naru_fan_chan i love those names
sasuke: i love the names too
me: look at that the last name is uchiha
kakashi: *snickers*
me: well we know itachi and ur kids will have hatake for a last name
itachi: they will no......... *sigh* yeah they will
me: *giggles* my wedding dress is going to be a dark green with no sleeves
iruka: oh hot!!!!!!!!
me: down boy down. this next review comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
yes hidan, i will marry you! *giggle*
deidara! how could you be so heartless?!?!?!?!?! hida can feel free to sacrfice you now! hmph...
i can't wait until the wedding! why would you let kakashi walk you down the aisle? you used to hate him because he was going to steal iruka and now this... oh well, i'm happily engaged and so is frosty so why should i care?
me: kakashi and i are cool now and he's very much in love with itachi
kakashi: yes i am
me: plus i told him he'd be kicked out of my club if he didn't leave iruka alone. also he's saving me from having to walk with gai!!!!!!!!! so there u go
hidan: yes i finally get to sacrfice him!!!!!
*scrafices deidara*
me: wow watch him die. good job hidan
*itachi and naruto run to throw up*
me: aww poor things
iruka: just wait till we have kids
me: say what *slowly backs away*
iruka: tara
me: just kidding *pounces on iruka* u know they will have my wonderful personality
iruka: i hope so
me: *giggles* ok this next review comes from wolfie. wow a new person
it reads:
nooooo! T-T she tooky my gaara *goes to emo corner and cries* *sniffs* weelll... if tobi is obito dont that make him tobito? and i wonder if tobi likes sasori..
tobi/obito: i'm not gay. i just like sasori for a friend
me:tobito? hmm that's different. she took ur gaara...... umm i don't know bout that
iruka: i love u tara!!!!!!!! *takes shirt off*
me: wait till later. our last review comes from princess_mag. wow another new one
it reads:
Hey, can you ask Shikamaru if he'll date me? :D Please and thank you!
me: shikamaru what do u say
shikamaru: ummmmmmmmm
me: well?
shikamaru: would u mind sharing me with temari?
me: would temari be ok with that?
shikamaru: i have no idea
kankurou: u better hope she doesn't beat u up
iruka: tara i'll meet u in the bedroom!!!! *runs off*
me: ok who gave him sake?
tobi/obito, hidan, shikamaru kakashi, and kankurou: i did!!!!
*iruka's pants come flying into the room*
me: ok it's time to end the show. thank u for all the reviews remember to keep them comming. bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka:...... *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
me: *giggles* aww he wore himself out
iruka: no i didn't u sexy thing
kakashi: sexy thing?
me: yep my nickname
kakashi: i see
sasuke: i can't believe u have a nickname. naruto never gave me a nickname
me: well on to the guests. they are kankurou and gaara
iruka: why are u all in mine and tara's bedroom?
me: huh?
iruka: u heard me get out!! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
me: ok iruka is extremely tired and has a hangover. the first review comes from I_love_kankurou
it reads:
kankurou yes i will maery u
kankurou: yay!!!!!!!!!
me: so sweet. the next review comes from frosty
it reads:
looking at Gaara* Of course I’ll marry you! *Huggles Gaara then kisses him happily, slipping on her new ring*
We have to get married fast, kay? DON’T ASK WHY! Hidan can marry us because he’s super-high ranking in Jashanism, and I want Shadow, Tara, and Keiko to be my bridesmaids. Kima is my maid of honor, and Steve will be out best man. Kimmimaru can give me away, Akamaru will be the ring bearer, and Stupid + kittens will be the flower cats. The witnesses are Ino, Temari, Shika, and Kiba. The weddings is next week, by the way. Now, if you’ll excuse me… *pulls out kunai* ITACHI! I SAID I WAS RESERVING THE NAME NITA! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE PREGNANT, YOU CAN’T STEAL MY NAME! *starts chasing after Itachi*
Neko (Oc): Wow. She’s temperamental today…
Misa (Other Oc): It’s hormones.
Neko: Hormones? Oh. It’s THAT time of month.
Misa: No. She’s late…
Neko: 0.0 … so… that means…
Misa: *nods*
Neko: O.O
(You really have started a plague. Or Itachi did, by getting pregnant and thus getting the idea of children on our minds, which makes us think of marriage…)
itachi: no don't kill me. it's a boy!!!!!!!! *runs*
gaara: *faints*
me: yay i'm another bridesmaid. gaara are u ok?
gaara: i think so
kakashi: no don't kill my lover!!!!!!!!! *runs after frosty and itachi*
me: *sigh* omg itachi started this plague
iruka: i want babbies!!!!!!!!!
me: go to the bedroom!!!!!11
iruka: fine! *walks toward bedroom*
sasuke: here drink this *hands cup over*
me: ok. *drinks all in cup* wait wat was it?
sasuke: our water
me: omg that means that i'm.............
sasuke: yep
me: i hate u sometimes
sasuke: i know
me: *sigh* but the good news everyone is getting married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara bedroom now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: hang on!!!!!!!!!
*all of iruka's clothes come flying out*
me: *picks them up* *sigh* well all i have to go. my clock is ticking and thanks for all the reviews. i'm comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: there u are. wait wat are u doing? *completly sober now*
me: u are giving me babbies. now get to it!!!!!!!!
sasuke: well that's all for now. naruto where are u? *leaves to find naruto*

me: i'm not pregnant yet. Iruka and i are trying for a baby
iruka: we are?
me: yes!!!!!!
iruka: oh yeah that's right
sasuke: i think ur marrying an idiot
me: oh yeah? well ur dating and having a baby with an idiot
sasuke: omg i am
me: *sticks tongue out*
iruka: when we having a baby?
me: i don't know. frosty sorry for the confusion but i'm not pregnant yet. i'll let u know when i am
iruka: *sigh*
me: sorry for the confusion but thanks for all u reviewers
iruka: ready for our date?
me: yep
iruka: ok lets take the car
me: we're really not going for a date. getting stuff ready for the wedding(s)

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm your host tara. *sigh*
kakashi: what is it?
me: i miss iruka
kakashi: he'll be back for the wedding
me: he better! anyway on to the guests. it's jirayia and shino
jirayia: you'd be perfect for my research
me: back off perv. i'm an engaged woman
kakashi: thank you frosty for not killing itachi!!!!
itachi: yes thanks
me: this review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
WAT?!?! ur not pregnant yet...well u better do it soon
sasuke hangs around naruto soo much he became an idiot
well that good

TO jariya
do u do anything else but doin ur research?? if so wat else
if not then ur the numbah 1 pervert

to shino
r u gay or not??
me: no sadly not yet
kakashi: she's depressed by it
naruto: i am not an idiot
me: yeah u are and sasuke's became an idiot just like you
itachi: *giggles*
me: omg u just giggled
itachi: omg i did
jirayia: no i just work on my research. YES I AM A NUMBER 1 PERVERT!!
me: shut up and sit down
shino: no i'm bi
me: omg shino is bi!!!!!!!!!!!
shino: freaks *leaves*
me: oh naru_fan_chan is there anyone you want to date? if so let me know
naruto: your forgeting something
me: oh yeah temari is dating patsuki!!
temari: yes i am!!!!
me: u go girl *sigh*
temari: ur missing iruka that much?
me: yes *runs to bedroom and takes out one of his shirts* this will have to do until he gets back. thanks for the review and remember keep them comming. bye all

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm your host tara.
kakashi: cheer up you'll see iruka soon
me: *sigh* i know ur right anway on to our guests itachi, naruto, and neji
naruto and itachi: hi tara i feel ur pain
me: ur lovers are still with u *cries*
kakashi: this review comes from frosty
it reads:
Gah! Cravings are killing me! And Gaara's gone so I can't run around and make him get me food! Itachi, Naruto? How do you stand this? Does your water-induced impreg prevent you from getting cravings and violent mood swings, like I'm getting? I WAN'T MY GAARA-KUN! WHAAAA! *depression*

Neko: Freak.

Frosty: *anger* What did you say?

Neko: er... nothing!
itachi: no i have cravings. i just make kakashi get me food
naruto: i have cravings at time, but sasuke usually runs from me when i get them
me: that is so mean of sasuke *sigh i miss iruka!!!!!!*
itachi: don't feel bad he'll be back soon.
me: he better be. well this next review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
i'm kind of crazy over neji (crazy as in killin any one in my path to see neji azz )
o well *giving Iruka sake*
bye
me: sorry iruka isn't here right now *cries*
neji: naru_fan_chan will u go out with me? tenten dumped me for lee
me: what a bitch. well thanks for the reviews. keep them comming

me: hi welcome to a naruto talkshow. i'm ur host tara. itachi had his baby. it's a boy!!!!!
kakashi: i can't believe he had a boy. looks so much like itachi
me: yes but has ur eyes
kakashi: true. i'm going to go visit him now
me: just wait a second before u do that. our guests are neji, itachi, shino, and naruto.
naruto: hi all.
me: ok this first review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
yes i will *glomps over neji*
to tenten: don't u dare hurt my neji
*slaps tenten*
^__^ feel much better
jaa ne
neji: yay i have a g/f!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me, itachi, and naruto: aww so sweet
iruka: i'm here for a little bit!!!
me: good. kakashi take the show over for a bit!!!!!!!
kakashi: ok
* i drag iruka off*
kakashi: *laughing* this next review comes from frosty
it reads:
Itachi, Naruto, wan't to join my 'Preggers Club: For the insane pregnant woman (or man)'? We get to sit around, bitch about shit, order Tobi around (fun!), eat to our craving-hearts desire, and cry over corny soaps/generally get overly emotional. Oh, and we get to watch Yaoi. Yay Yaoi!

Tara, how's that whole 'getting Iruka to get you babies' thing working out for you?
itachi and naruto: i'd love to join ur club
kakashi: she's working on the iruka giving her babbies thing
sasuke: i'm going to give her water
kakashi: she already grabbed some
sasuke: ok
kakashi: the next review comes from darkxrath
it reads:
this is for shino - shino if you-re bi who do you like more kiba or hinata?
shino: i like chouji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kakashi: omg
sasuke:*faints*
kakashi: well i'm afraid we're going to have to end this talkshow
sasuke: i feel sorry for iruka
kakashi: i don't. thanks for the reviews
*in bedroom*
iruka: i hope i can give u babbies
me: u better!!!!!!11

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
kakashi: where's iruka?
me: he's somewhere with patsuki
kakashi you have good news?
me: yep but let's get to our guests madara and itachi
itachi: hi
me: ok this review comes from windboy
it reads:
i have a question for Madara. Madara why did u take your brother's eye and Itachi did u ever tell sasuke about your older brother?
madara: because i could
itachi: how did u find out about my older brother?
sasuke: older brother?
itachi:..........................
madara: i shall destroy u all
me: run for ur life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs somewhere far away*
kakashi: so what was ur good news?
me: iruka and are going to have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!
*wherever iruka is faints*
kakashi: congrats
me: thanks. oh and windboy u ever invite madara on my talkshow again i'll kill u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye and thanks for the reviews

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. wherever iruka is he's probably fainted by now. anyway on to our guests. they are orochimaru, madara, and konan
konan: hi
me: i feel relieved that there is another girl on here.
orochimaru: hi
me: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this first review comes from windboy
it reads:
Konan is it true your only in the akatsuki to get close to madara? madara how do u feel about konan getting close to u? orochimaru can u pick your nose with your tounge if u can demostrate it.

orochimaru: yes i can. *sticks tongue in nose* omg it's stuck
me: pmsl.
konan: that's so gross
pein: i say we kill him
tobi: i second that
me: ahhhhh it's tobi!!!!!!!
tobi: tobi is a good boy
me: no ur not
sasori: tobi shut up
me: didn't sakura kill u?
sasori: shut up
madara: no one can get close to me
konan: i have no idea what ur talking about *totally lying*
pein: how could u say such a terrible thing windboy?
me: that's my brother for u. anyway on the next reveiw. it comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
CONGRATS you are finnally pregnant

to orachimaro*spell wrong*

r u a pedophile or a rapist
orochimaru: *writes out i'm neither*
sasori: u liar. ur both!!
me: how would u know?
sasori: u don't want to know
me: ur right i dont' want nightmares.
tobi: let's kill orochimaru!! *laughs evil*
me: tobi u scare me!!!!
*all the akatsuki members kill orochimaru*
me: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i'm going to end the show now. thanks for the reviews. bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. in the last chapter orochimaru died!!! THAT'S RIGHT DIED SO HE CAN'T COME BACK IN THE SHOW!!!!! REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!! anway on to the guest. it's hidan
hidan: ...........
me: this review comes from shadowdragon
hidan: oh shi* it's from my wife
me: hidan didn't shadow ban u from cussing?
hidan: yeah
me: i'm going to tell her
hidan: no please don't do that
me: tough luck. anyway the review says:
can u ask hidan what we are going to name our child?
hidan: anything you want too dear!!
me: hmm intresting.
hidan: shut up
me: make me
hidan: i'll sacrifice u
me: shadow wouldn't let you and neither would iruka!!!!
hidan: calm down woman
me: never!!!! anway thanks for the reveiw and keep them comming. bye all!!!!!!!!

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. sorry i haven't added for awhile. been busy.
iruka: i'm back!!!!!
me: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sits on iruka's lap*
iruka: *blushes*
me: on to the guests. they are kurenai and hidan
hidan: this is
me: shut up!
kurenai: hi tara
me: oh hi kurenai i was wondering when u were going to be on here
iruka: oh tara patsuki said something about something
me: oh yeah i'm having ur baby
iruka: wow
me: yep anyway on to the review. this comes from my friend darkxratha
it reads:
hidan- if jashin were out of the closet would u still date shadow?
kurenai- if u could sleep with 1 of ur students who would it be? xD

oh and i have another question.
applesauce will rhool da wurld!! xDD
hidan: yes i would
kurenai: i wouldn't. i want asuma!!!!!!
me: well go get him and pounce on him. just don't drink the water from here
kurenai: why?
me: *explains*
kurenai: wow. i'll keep it in mind though
me: i don't like applesauce
iruka: how far along are you?
me: two weeks. well thanks for the review. remember keep them comming. bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
iruka: i missed u so much.
me: i missed u too. anyway on to the guests.
iruka: they are genma, kakashi, hidan, jashin(in the closet), and madara.
me: that's a lot of people. the first review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
to tara and iruka:
do u think gemna and kakashi could be a couple >.<

to kakashi&gemna:
how would u feel if u dated each other
me&iruka: yeah i think so
kakashi: i wouldn't mind it but i'm with itachi
genma: i am not gay and i'm dating anko!!!
me: go anko get some!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: gotta love her
me: u better love me
iruka: next review comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
yay! i feel luved!

btw, what did naruto and sasuke name their baby?

wow, applesauce is trying to take over the wurld too? i thought it was just the muffins and bunnies...

hidan- make me pie and take me to get an ultrasound! i luvz you!

jashin- (in the closet) you suck and will never get out of my closet. now wallow in your self pitty! do u like muffinz? blueberry, banana nut, or chocolate chip?
hidan: alright my love
me: uhhh i'll get back to you on the name of sasuke's and naruto's baby.
iruka: they aren't here right now
me: the next review comes from good boy
it reads:
tobi is a good boy. grandpa madara can i have a cookie plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? and deidara never gave me a nickle so i'll kill him. tobi is a good boy.
madara: of course u can
me: wasn't deidara already dead?
iruka: i think so
me: oh well. thanks for the reviews keep them comming. if u'll excuse me i have to get to know iruka again. bye all
iruka: bye

me: hi welcome to a naruto talkshow. I've recently gotten a review for sasuke to declare his love for Sakura and have her love Neji. I'm afraid i can't do that. For several reason. First one Neji is my friend naru_fan_ chan. Second Sasuke is gay and him and naruto have a daughter. Last SAKURA IS DEAD. D-E-A-D!!!! WHICH MEANS SHE CAN'T COME BACK ON THIS SHOW!!!!
iruka: *sigh*
kakashi: hormones??
iruka: yep
me: oh shadow naruto and sasuke have named their daughter tatayame uchiha.
iruka: lovely name
me: yep. so i'm sorry to whoever sent me that review but sakura is dead and that'd never happen. bye all.