Chapter 1: The Randomness Begins

Sasuke ran out of orochimaru’s compound with the scary paedophilic snake man trailing him. Sasuke ran out the front door and looked back to see orochimaru trip over a random pebble. “WTH!! WHY IS THERE A PEBBLE??!!” he said while the pebble laughed maliciously. (inside joke. Ask me later) Sasuke kept running until he got tired and stopped for a rest. Then he pulled out....A MR PIBB!!! He drank the whole thing and burped so loud that Justin Timberlake went ‘*makes whoosh noise* WHAT WAS THAT!’

Now to Naruto who is sitting in his apartment in front of a candyland board, covered in candy and isn’t wearing pants. Why no pants, I don’t know. Anyway, he stands up and says, “i don’t like being bright orange and loud. I’m gunna become emo.” And he walks to his closet, takes 3 seconds to change and walks out wearing sasuke’s clothes. If you’re thinking bad thoughts then good for you. =^-^=.

Then outside, sakura is wearing a 2 piece bathing suit (ew) and screaming at the top of her lungs “I’M GOING TO THE MOON!!” and she started digging a hole in the ground with a cat and lee’s underwear.

Now i’m going to leave it to you to choose what else happens. Write in a review and i’ll put it down. Hope you do review. =^-^=

Chapter 2: IT’S A MONKEY!!!

Hinata walked out of a building and ran towards the lake, hoping to see Naruto. On the way she stopped to see a monkey in a tuxedo, making his fingers look like a gun, while the James Bond theme played in the background.

“okay. That was weird.” She kept running and saw Naruto sitting next to the lake in a Sasuke outfit. She ran up to him and whacked him upside the head. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR!??!” He yelled in a little girl voice. “FOR NOT NOTICING THAT I LIKE YOU!!” she yelled back. He immediately went from emo to happy obnoxious guy again. He tore of his Sasuke outfit to see his underneath it.

“I LOVE YOU TOO HINATA!!” why is he yelling, i don’t know. Cue the cheesy music. Then they hug but the music is cut off and the monkey moonwalks back on, this wearing a sparkly hat. He tips it and starts doing the Billy Jean dance along with Michael Jackson and Orochimaru.

What’s happening with Sakura you ask? Well.....

“I’m Sailor Moon!!”sakura screams. “fighting evil by moonlight.” She sings off key and it’s..it’s just terrible. She puts on a sailor moon wig and starts dancing around. Then she puts on a giant foan snoopy head and does the snoopy dance. “LOOK, I’M SNOOPY!!”

Sasuke is walking around the forest, obviously lost. “where the hell am i?” then something attacks him. It was slimy, looked like Alien and eats people. “OMG! IT’S BRITNEY SPEARS!!” and Sasuke ran away.

Lee’s walking around with a big smile on his face and he starts singing. “i’m not wearing underwear today, sakura stole my underwear today. Not that you probably care, that she stole my underwear, but still nonetheless I got to say. I’m not wearing underwear today!!”
Then you go to Konoha stadium and shino is on stage performing Robin Williams, live on Broadway.

Kiba is at a strip club.......not as a customer.

Naruto and Hinata are still watching the monkey who is now doing the nutbush (an Australian dance) while Michael Jackson and Orochimaru sing My heart will go on in the background.

Tenten and Neji are drunk and are going “WTF is going on!!”

Sasuke is still running from Britney Spears. He trips over the malicious pebble and she’s attacking him. “oops I did it again.” She sang while Sasuke’s ears were bleeding.

Kakashi was at a bar, completly drunk with Iruka. Both were wearing Sarongs and boob tubes, singing I’m a macho man and doing a slutty girl dance. But the monkey got sick of it and started bashing their heads in with coconuts. How’d he get the coconuts? That’s the mystery.

Gaara’s in his room singing along with his ipod. “Stop my breathing and slit my throat. I must be emo.” Then temari walks in holding a jar of cookies. “hey gaara, if you give me your makeup secrets, i’ll give you these cookies.” Dear god what havoc will ensue.

Hinata and Naruto get secretly married in Los Vegas by a wannabe elvis.

Sasuke escapes from Britney spears, as he found her weakness. “so good music kills her.”



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