Summary: Its a comedy with naruto characters. Other authors can add to the talk show if they want to, so enjoy and brainstorm at the same time. Send in reviews for dares ok!
Categories: General Fiction, Alternate Universe & Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 1165 Read: 6876
Published: 31/07/07 Updated: 22/10/07
1. Chapter 1 by runescap21
2. Chouji Is gonna eat what?!?!? And Gaara is gonna do what?!?!?! by runescap21
3. Chapter 3 by runescap21
4. Chapter 4 by runescap21
4. Chapter 4 by runescap21
Author's Notes:
No naruto characters were harmed in the making of this fanfiction and all naruto characters belong to masashi kishimoto.
Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is ur host, Runescap21!
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: Hey
Sakura: Hello!
Hinata: H-hi
Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!
Shino: ...
Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome
Ino: Hi!!!!
Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?
Neji: Fate lead us to meet...
Tenten: Hi everyone!
Rock Lee: Hello!!
Gaara: ...Hey...
Temari: Hello
Kankuro: Whats happenin?
Runescap21: Anyway its time to begin with one simple favor from you! I want you to send in reviews about certain dares you want some naruto characters to do so i can continue with this story ok? Thank you for your cooperation.
Chouji Is gonna eat what?!?!? And Gaara is gonna do what?!?!?! by runescap21
Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is your host, Runescap21!
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: Hey
Sakura: Hello!
Hinata: H-hi
Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!
Shino: ...
Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome
Ino: Hi!!!!
Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?
Neji: Fate lead us to meet...
Tenten: Hi everyone!
Rock Lee: Hello!!
Gaara: ...Hey...
Temari: Hello
Kankuro: Whats happenin?
Runescap21: Putting that aside, I have a letter. I wonder who its from *opens letter*. Okay, this is from Lordlamson. He wants Chouji to eat Shino and all of his bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chouji: Mmmm Bugs...
Shino: Come near me and you die! *Summons a huge insect*
Chouji: *O.O* C-can I-i r-r-r-run t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to m-my m-m-mommy now? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Running away at the speed of light*
Runescap21: Oh sweet Jesus. *Hits his face with his hand*. Anyway, putting that outside, Lordlamson has another dare. It involves Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. Oh dammit! He wants Gaara to hug Temari and Kankuro and say I love you Brother and Sister.
Gaara, Kankuro, Temari: *0.o*
Gaara: Fine, its for the fans. *Hugs Temari* I love you big sister!!! *hugs kankuro* I love you big brother!!!
Kankuro and Temari: Oh my god! This is gonna emotionally scare me for life!!!!! *Runs away*
Runescap21: Well, I guess thats it. Send in dares please to make this story still funny!
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: No naruto characters were harmed in the making of this fanfiction and all characters belong to masashi kishimoto.
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LAST TIME ON NARUTO TALK SHOW...
Gaara hugged his sister and brother, Temari and Kankuro, and said I Love you big brother and big sister!
And Chouji had ran away like a little girl after he was told to eat shino and all of this bugs. Shino had said that he was gonna kill him if he came any closer.
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Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is your host, Runescap21!
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: Hey
Sakura: Hello!
Hinata: H-hi
Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!
Shino: ...
Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome
Ino: Hi!!!!
Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?
Neji: Fate lead us to meet...
Tenten: Hi everyone!
Rock Lee: Hello!!
Gaara: ...Hey...
Temari: Hello
Kankuro: Whats happenin?
Runescap21: Anyway, Chouji, after you ran away from the studio, how do you feel now?
Chouji: AHHH! SHINO!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Shino:...
Chouji: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *starts crying like a little girl*
Runescap21: Chouji, Chouji, get it together!
Chouji: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Runescap21: FAT ASS GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chouji: *Sniff sniff* what did you say
Runescap21: You heard me fat ass!
Chouji: PREPARE TO DIE! THE HUMAN BOULD-
Runescap21: Say hello to Dr. Salvador. He is from Resident Evil 4. He loves chainsaws and if you get caught by him, you...are...decapitated bitch! Now shut the hell up and be a good little Chouji!
Chouji: fine...
Runescap21: Now, lets continue. Ok here i have a letter from Kera. It says: I think Gaara should dance.
Gaara: there's no way im doing that!
Runescap21: Either that or ur gonna meet Dr. Salvador's shiny chainsaw.
Gaara: *intimidated* I call dance.
Runescap21: Excellent...now, ur gonna dance while singing the chorus of Barbie Girl...
Naruto: HAHAHAHA!
Hinata: Barbie girl?
Tenten: Oh my god i gotta see this!
Gaara: *does the dance from akamaru hampster dance (newgrounds.com)*
Im a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Shino: 0.0
Kankuro: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHA! MAN I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Temari: *Screams*
Runescap21: Ok Temari you can like stop screaming right now!
Temari: *screams*
Runescap21: Get the damn chainsaw Dr. Salvador
Temari: *extremely scared* O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-kay
Runescap21: Keep sending in these dares people!
Author's Notes:
This one was hard to make since i had no dares to use. But, ill make my own right now :D
Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is your host, Runescap21!
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: Hey
Sakura: Hello!
Hinata: H-hi
Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!
Shino: ...
Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome
Ino: Hi!!!!
Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?
Neji: Fate lead us to meet...
Tenten: Hi everyone!
Rock Lee: Hello!!
Gaara: ...Hey...
Temari: Hello
Kankuro: Whats happenin?
Runescap21: Anyway...SASUKE........... >:) (evil face)
Sasuke: M-mommy...
Runescap21: Heres our special guest; KAKASHI!!!
*A few Hours later*
Runescap21: (ZZZZZZZZZZ) Wuh Huh? KAKASHI!
Everyone: YOUR FREAKING LATE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! A bunch of Sound ninja had attacked me and-
Everyone: You and your F**KING EXCUSES!!!!!!!
Kakashi: O-okay...
Runescap21: Anyway; Kakashi, give me your make-out paradise.
Kakashi: No! Its my precious book. Its worth millions.
Runescap21: Is it worth getting your head chopped off?
Kakashi: OF COURSE.
Runescap21: Dr. Salvador! Its Time!!!!
Dr Salvador: *activates Chainsaw* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kakashi: GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Runescap21: Dr. Salvador! DOWN NOW!!! Now, give me the book Kakashi!
Kakashi: F-f-f-fi-fine
Runescap21: Sasuke catch!
Sasuke: Wait, why do you give me this book?
Everyone but Sasuke: READ IT!!!!
Sasuke: Fine.
*A few moments later*
Sasuke: (0.o)
Everyone but sasuke: Whats in the book?
Sasuke: T-t-t-t-th-thi-this
*Takes out Kunai and Shuriken*
*Puts Kunai in the shurikens hole*
Hinata: *drooling*
Naruto: *Fainted...*
Sakura: *Blushing like a mutha fucka*
Everyone else: *Fainted*
Runescap21: ASIDE FROM THAT.....................................................send in some more dares!
Author's Notes:
This one was hard to make since i had no dares to use. But, ill make my own right now :D
Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is your host, Runescap21!
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: Hey
Sakura: Hello!
Hinata: H-hi
Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!
Shino: ...
Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome
Ino: Hi!!!!
Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?
Neji: Fate lead us to meet...
Tenten: Hi everyone!
Rock Lee: Hello!!
Gaara: ...Hey...
Temari: Hello
Kankuro: Whats happenin?
Runescap21: Anyway...SASUKE........... >:) (evil face)
Sasuke: M-mommy...
Runescap21: Heres our special guest; KAKASHI!!!
*A few Hours later*
Runescap21: (ZZZZZZZZZZ) Wuh Huh? KAKASHI!
Everyone: YOUR FREAKING LATE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! A bunch of Sound ninja had attacked me and-
Everyone: You and your F**KING EXCUSES!!!!!!!
Kakashi: O-okay...
Runescap21: Anyway; Kakashi, give me your make-out paradise.
Kakashi: No! Its my precious book. Its worth millions.
Runescap21: Is it worth getting your head chopped off?
Kakashi: OF COURSE.
Runescap21: Dr. Salvador! Its Time!!!!
Dr Salvador: *activates Chainsaw* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kakashi: GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Runescap21: Dr. Salvador! DOWN NOW!!! Now, give me the book Kakashi!
Kakashi: F-f-f-fi-fine
Runescap21: Sasuke catch!
Sasuke: Wait, why do you give me this book?
Everyone but Sasuke: READ IT!!!!
Sasuke: Fine.
*A few moments later*
Sasuke: (0.o)
Everyone but sasuke: Whats in the book?
Sasuke: T-t-t-t-th-thi-this
*Takes out Kunai and Shuriken*
*Puts Kunai in the shurikens hole*
Hinata: *drooling*
Naruto: *Fainted...*
Sakura: *Blushing like a mutha fucka*
Everyone else: *Fainted*
Runescap21: ASIDE FROM THAT.....................................................send in some more dares!
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