The akatsuki members mummered amongst themselves loudly as the leader stepped into the meeting room. "Shut up, all of you. What's with all this commotion?" The leader asked, causing all the members to shut up instantly.

He cleared his throat. "Leader, why did you call us up for a meeting?" Tobi asked. "And more, why are you holding cards?" Deidara added.

"Because, unfortunately. We are running out of cash to maintain our new home."

All the members turned to Kakuzu. "I have no money, honest!"

A sweat drop went down the leader's head. "Oh...kay.." He said.

All the members started talking again. "Out of money? Impossible! How are we going to solve it?" Hidan asked.

"There's only one solution." The leader said.

He held up the cards. "We are to get.. JOBS. Jobs that pay money." He said.

The members all fell over anime style.

"Now, you're all going to get a card in every pair." The leader said.

"The teams are.."

"Hidan and Kakuzu," He handed a bright pink card to Hidan.

"Deidara and Sasori." He handed a blue card to Deidara.

"Zetsu and me," He handed a green card to Zetsu.

"And Itachi and Kisame," He said, handing a purple card to Kisame.

"What about me?" Tobi asked.

A sweat drop down the leader's head. "Erm.. well... you'll pair with erm... Deidara and Sasori."

"WHATTT!!??" Deidara shouted.

"LIVE WITH IT. Now look at your cards and see which jobs you got," The leader said.

Kakuzu and Hidan read out: "Babysitting!!?"
Deidara and Sasori and Tobi read out: "Bodyguards at an ART museum?"
Itachi and Kisame read out: "Ticket sellers for an underwater world?"
Zetsu and the leader read out: "work at a flower shop.."

what havoc do you think will happen?

STAY tuned for the 1st chapter!