The Dating Game- Konoha by sasuke kun
Summary: WAIT!!!!!! Most guy/girrls would skip this cause of the title but listen!!!

What do you get when you add, say, Naruto and Ino... In one room... with the weirdest questions ever... TONS AND TONS OF YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 1238 Read: 16994 Published: 26/06/07 Updated: 08/09/07

1. Night 1 by sasuke kun

2. NIGHT 2 by sasuke kun

3. NIGHT 3 by sasuke kun

4. NIGHT 4 by sasuke kun

5. NIGHT 5 by sasuke kun

Night 1 by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
INO/NARUTO
I DONT OWN NARUTO BLA BLA BLA ALSO R&R TO REQUEST NEW COUPLES AND QUESTIONS
NARUTO: IM SUPPOSE TO MEET INO AT THE OLIVE KUNAI AT 7:00 ? DATTEBAYO!
INO: IM SUPPOSE TO MEET NARUTO AT THE OLIVE KUNAI AT 7:00 ? WAH!!!!

INO ENTERS THE RESTAURANT AT 7:00 SHARP. NARUTO ENTERS AT 7:00:00:000:001
INO: YOUR LATE NARUTO!!!
NARUTO: WTF!!! ONLY BY 1 NANOSECOND!
NARUTO SITS DOWN AT THE TABLE
A ROBOT GIVES BOTH OF THEM QUESTIONS
ROBOT: ASK THE QUESTIONS AS WELL AS ANSWER THEM... BEWARE OF THE BOX GHOST!!!
NARUTO: OKAYY, UH *ahem* UH, SO INO IF SASUKE REACHED A HAND UP YOUR SKIRT WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
INO: I'D MOAN LIKE THERE IS NO 2MORO!!!
ROBOT: THIS IS ON LIVE TELEVISION AND SASUKE IS IN THE CROWD... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
INO: SASUKE-KUN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
NARUTO: T_T UH INO-CHAN!!
INO: OH YEAAAA... UH NARUTO*ahem* HAVE YOU READ THE NEW CUM CUM PARADISE?
NARUTO: NO...
INO: YEAH UM THERE'S TONS OF NARUXSAKU... YOU TAKE HER CLOTHES AND U STICK UR
NARUTO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PERVY SAGE I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* AUDIENCE WATCHING TV AT HOME*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SAKURA WATCHING AT HOME *
OMFG! I'LL KILL YOU JIRAYIA-SAMA!
INO: HEHE PERVERT, HEHE.
ROBOT: HAHAHAHA SAKURA! I HATE UR HAIR!!! WELL TIMES UP! SEE YA 2MORO!
NIGHT 2 by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
ZABUZAXHAKU
I WAS BORED OKAY!!!
XD
ZABUZA: WAIT I REMEMBER THIS GUYS OTHER FIC... NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HAKU: *WEARING DRESS* H-HI ZABUZA
ZABUZA: *LOOKS AT QUESTION* SO Y-YOU'RE A G-GIRL?
HAKU: YUP!!! U WANNA SEE!!!!* PULLS UP DRESS*
ZABUZA: OH MY GOD!!!!!! O_O...^_^
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
HAKU: ZABUZA, U PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: *SPILLS WINE ON HER/HIS/IT'S DRESS* OOPS! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF NOW!!
HAKU: *HANDSIGNS AND THE WINE COMES OUT OF HER DRESS, SHE SLAPS IT IN HIS FACE USING A WATER JUTSU* YOU - R - A - FREAK - IN - PER - VERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOUCH!!!!
LIFE PARTNERS DON'T HURT EACH OTHER!!!
HAKU: @#$% U *MUMBLES: LIFE PARTNER MY ASS!*
ROBOT: JUST ASK YOUR DAMN QUESTION SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH!!!!
HAKU: OH YEAH, ZABUZA, WHY DO U WEAR THAT CLOTH OVER YOUR MOUTH!?
ZABUZA: CAUSE I SUCKED A DICK AND NOW I HAVE BAD BREATH! WHAT DO YOU THINK!
HAKU: I DONT KNOW!
ZABUZA: WHAT I JUST FRICKEN TOLD YOU!!!!
HAKU:...O_O...^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU - HAHAHA- R -HAHAH- GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: W-W- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OMG AL THESE GUYS R WIMPS!!!
ZABUZA: HERES A QUESTION WHY R U SUCH A BITCH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH NO U DIDNT!!!!
ZABUZA: UH HUH!
HAKU: WHO'S DICK DID U SUCK KAKASHI'S! OR GAI'S!!!!!!
ZABUZA: KAKASHI'S!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH ... UH WELL UM.... AHEHHEH OH CRAP... *SHOULD I APOLOGIZE? ROBOT: NO!!!! HAHAHAH*
HAKU: AH A ROBOT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!
NARUTO: BELIVE IT!!!!
*KAKASHI WALKS BY *
KAKASHI: HI HAKU, HI DICK SUCK MAN!
ZABUZA: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! T_T
KAKASHI: WHAT DID I DO?
HAKU: I DUNNO... HEY YOUR COOLER THAN HIM! WANNA GO OUT?
KAKASHI: SUR-HEY WAIT AREN'T U A GUY!!!
HAKU: *RUNS SCREAMING THROUGH A WINDOW AND DIES*
KAKASHI: WHATEVER!
ROBOT: COME BACK AGAIN IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!
sasuke kun: I SHOULD HAVE IT UP L8R 2DAY!!
NIGHT 3 by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
SASUXSAKU
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
SAKURA: MY FIRST DATE WITH SASUKE! *squeal*
SASUKE: WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?
ROBOT: CUM CUM PARADISE... I'VE ALREADY DONE NARUXSAKU! HEE HEE HEE...
SASUKE: OH SHIT...
SAKURA: UM... QUESTION. IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ME 4 EVER... WOULD YOU?
A: FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME REPEATEDLY!
B: GO EMO BASTARD... OR
C: KILL YOUR SELF.... ALSO
D: ALL OF THE ABOVE!
SASUKE: D...
SAKURA: O_O ... SASUKE WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ WOOT!!!!!!
SASUKE: I'D HAVE TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND CUT OFF YOUR HAIR FIRST THOUGH...
SAKURA: WHY!?! O_O
SASUKE: HMMMMM... CAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!! ... THAT'S ALL...
SAKURA: OKAY!!! WOOT!!!!!!!
SASUKE: OKAAYY... UM... QUESTION:
DID YOU MASTURBATE OFF OF THE CUM CUM PARADISE FROM EPISODE 1?
DON'T LIE TO ME! SHARINGAN!!!!!

INSIDE SAKURA'S HEAD* OF COURSE I DID! NARUTO'S SO HOT! OOH HE'S A HOT BEEFCAKE! HEY WHY'S SASUKE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?... HI SASUKE!!!!!!!!*

SAKURA: NO!
SASUKE: *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAKURA: WHAT?
SASUKE: YES YOU DID!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
SAKURA: W-W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASUKE: HAHA I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY! HAHAHAHA!!!
ROBOT: HAHA THAT PINK BITCH! HAHAHA
sasuke kun: yes i did it sasuXsaku sakura is a pink bitch! haha... R&R 4 the next couple!
NIGHT 4 by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
KAKAXANKO

MUHAHAHAHAHA!
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SHIT!!!
Kakashi: ahhh... I gotta date with Anko huh?
Anko: KAKASHI!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANGIRL!
Kakashi: fuck this... Question: why did you lick Naruto's face?
Anko: UM... WELL... I HAVE A DISEASE WHERE THE ONLY WAY I CAN CALM DOWN IS IF I LICK SOMEONE'S FACE!!!
Kakashi: yeah, that's called ADD!!!!!
Anko: ADD! I HAVE ADD!!!!!
Kakashi: no, A D D. ADD. oh, another how come no matter what you do your jacket doesn't move?
Anko: the FCC, kid. The FCC...
Kakashi: you weren't very hyper there kid-
Anko: HA! maybe I don't have ADD!-OHHH A BUTTERFLY!!!! C'MERE BUTTERFLY!!!
Kakashi reaches over slowly,calmly and smacks her in the face...
Anko: wha-HI KAKASHI!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANGIRL!!!!!
Kakashi: ahh shit! just ask me fucking question!
Anko: UM...KAKASHI... KAKASHI!! WHERE!!!! OH THERE YOU ARE! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!! WHO DO YOU LIKE? DO YOU LIKE M-
KAKASHI:NO.
BUT
KAKASHI:NO
PL-
NO
BU
NO
KAK
NO
K-
NO, truthfully I like Sakura but Kurenai has bigger tits... I'll go with Kurenai.
Anko: w-w-w-
Kakashi: Save it for somebody who cares.
Anko: ...MOMMY!!!!!!!
Robot: you do know, Kakashi, that this is a live T.V. show?
Kakashi: ahhh fuck everybody's gonna hate me now...
sasuke kun: I love fucking with Kakashi.
Kakashi: sasuke kun your fucking dead...
sasuke kun: nope because you just fell in a well.
Kakashi: what-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
sasuke kun: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT NOW BITCH!!!!! SHARINGAN KAKA-ASS!!!! KAKASHI OF THE BITCH NATION!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
NIGHT 5 by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
KONOHAMARUXTEMA
...LOL
KONOHAMARUS MOM: hey konohamaru?
konohamaru: WTF DO U WANT!!!
MOM: why r u getting dressed up...?
konohamaru: cuz i gotta hot date! wtf did u think!!!!
mom: o...k... waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
konohamaru: whever dude... l8r! *door slams*
mom: did he just say whever!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
fag...
~-*-~
Konohamaru: hey tema babay!!!
temari: *smacking on food* vgkvluvjvsdvjvfjhsdvfgv!!!
konohamru: okaaaay... ur a friggen pig!!!
temari: T_T waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
konohamaru: oh sorry didn't mean to make u cry!!!
temari: hahahahaha just kidding ur such a fag konohamaru... no wonder ur only in like 4 episodes!
kono: w-w-
temari: whatever... OI WAITER!!!!!!
waiter: da F%^K u want?
temari: um... where's the guy that gives us questions?
robot: sup bitch!! here now lemme sleep...
temari: cool. uh kono... do u have a girlfriend? like that whining chick on ur team?
kono: um... no? she's goin out with Udon.
temari:..Udon..Udon..OH!!! the noodle guy!!! that fag that likes to divide shit?
kono: yea...the guy that likes to divide shit... im going to the bathroom...
temari: okay!!!!!
*kono leaves*
temari: SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!
shika: wtf do u want?
temari: I LOVE U!!!!!!!
shika: and the million other bitches crowding out there...
temari: what! u have fangirls behind my back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shika: yea. so what r u gonna do...
temari: IM GONNA...do nothin...
shika: thought so now kiss my pimp hand bitch...
sasuke kun: shika u hustlin bastard...
shika: thats right bitch...
kono: OI THATS MY BITCH!!!!!
temari: IM NOBODIES BITCH!!!! SUCKA!!
sasuke kun, kono, shika: yea, u kinda are...
temari: really? do i have to?
sasuke kun: hmmm... kono wats ur question?
kono: temari, are u three peoples bitch?
temari: yeeeees....
shika: k then, keep ya pimp hand strong... peace!!
kono: yea whever... l8r!
*shika and kono leave*
sasuke kun: ...WHEVER!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GEEK! SEE YA NEXT WEEK! OR 2MORO OR WHATEVER!
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