Summary: WAIT!!!!!! Most guy/girrls would skip this cause of the title but listen!!!
What do you get when you add, say, Naruto and Ino... In one room... with the weirdest questions ever... TONS AND TONS OF YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 1238 Read: 17126
Published: 26/06/07 Updated: 08/09/07
ZABUZA: WAIT I REMEMBER THIS GUYS OTHER FIC... NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HAKU: *WEARING DRESS* H-HI ZABUZA
ZABUZA: *LOOKS AT QUESTION* SO Y-YOU'RE A G-GIRL?
HAKU: YUP!!! U WANNA SEE!!!!* PULLS UP DRESS*
ZABUZA: OH MY GOD!!!!!! O_O...^_^
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
HAKU: ZABUZA, U PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: *SPILLS WINE ON HER/HIS/IT'S DRESS* OOPS! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF NOW!!
HAKU: *HANDSIGNS AND THE WINE COMES OUT OF HER DRESS, SHE SLAPS IT IN HIS FACE USING A WATER JUTSU* YOU - R - A - FREAK - IN - PER - VERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOUCH!!!!
LIFE PARTNERS DON'T HURT EACH OTHER!!!
HAKU: @#$% U *MUMBLES: LIFE PARTNER MY ASS!*
ROBOT: JUST ASK YOUR DAMN QUESTION SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH!!!!
HAKU: OH YEAH, ZABUZA, WHY DO U WEAR THAT CLOTH OVER YOUR MOUTH!?
ZABUZA: CAUSE I SUCKED A DICK AND NOW I HAVE BAD BREATH! WHAT DO YOU THINK!
HAKU: I DONT KNOW!
ZABUZA: WHAT I JUST FRICKEN TOLD YOU!!!!
HAKU:...O_O...^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU - HAHAHA- R -HAHAH- GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: W-W- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OMG AL THESE GUYS R WIMPS!!!
ZABUZA: HERES A QUESTION WHY R U SUCH A BITCH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH NO U DIDNT!!!!
ZABUZA: UH HUH!
HAKU: WHO'S DICK DID U SUCK KAKASHI'S! OR GAI'S!!!!!!
ZABUZA: KAKASHI'S!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH ... UH WELL UM.... AHEHHEH OH CRAP... *SHOULD I APOLOGIZE? ROBOT: NO!!!! HAHAHAH*
HAKU: AH A ROBOT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!
NARUTO: BELIVE IT!!!!
*KAKASHI WALKS BY *
KAKASHI: HI HAKU, HI DICK SUCK MAN!
ZABUZA: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! T_T
KAKASHI: WHAT DID I DO?
HAKU: I DUNNO... HEY YOUR COOLER THAN HIM! WANNA GO OUT?
KAKASHI: SUR-HEY WAIT AREN'T U A GUY!!!
HAKU: *RUNS SCREAMING THROUGH A WINDOW AND DIES*
KAKASHI: WHATEVER!
ROBOT: COME BACK AGAIN IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!
sasuke kun: I SHOULD HAVE IT UP L8R 2DAY!!