Summary: Oh no! We've been stuck inside a mental asylum! Help them! Randomness to the extreme goes on in here! Please enjoy, R&R, ^.^ *gives cookies to everyone who R&R's* ^.^
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Randomness!!! ^.^ Yippe!!!
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Word count: 738 Read: 3471
Published: 16/06/07 Updated: 23/06/07
1. Where are we? by puresugar13
2. Bondage Time! by puresugar13
3. Flying Monkeys? by puresugar13
Where are we? by puresugar13
Author's Notes:
I do not own Naruto
Kat: *wakes up* Huh? *sees the entire Naruto cast* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Sasuke: Shut up baka
Kat: *sniffles* Meanie head!
Obito: *mauls Sasuke*
Kat: YAY! *glomps Obito* Mine!
Usagi: What happened?
Kat: I don't know, I think we're stuck in a giant white room...
Sasuke: No shit sherlock!
Obito: *mauls Sasuke again*
Kat: Yay! ^.^
Obito: You're welcome *glomps Kat*
Kat: ^///^
Usagi: Look, everyone's here, even... Arashi!!! *tackle glomps*
Arashi: Ouch
Usagi: *huggles*
Kat: Wake up! *pokes Orochimaru* Wake up Snakey! Obito just mauled Sasuke, don't you want to see?
Orochimaru: Hibernating, leave me alone
Kat: I don't care if waking you ends the world, wake up!
Orochimaru: No
Kat Fine! *stomps off*
Arashi: Can't breath *gasping for air*
Usagi: *huggles tighter* Arashi!
Obito: She's crazy... wait... both of you are crazy
Haku: Where's Zabuza?
Kat: *licking her bloody hand* I killed him
Everyone: What!?! Why!?!
Kat: Cuz I don't like him, he made haku be evil *huggles Haku*
Obito: *snatches Kat* Mine!
Naruto: So how do we get out of here?
Usagi and Kat: I don't know, we always forget how we escape
Obito: That's right, they've escaped asylums before... *shakes Kat* How do we get out of here!?!
Kat: -.- Boy he's angry... *big head animation* Put me down or no cookies! For anyone when we get back home! >.<
Obito: *sets down*
Akatsuki: *talking in circle*
Kat: Gossiping?
Itachi: No! Just repainting our nails
Deidara: Who ever dragged us here chipped the polish
Kat: -.-' Morons... They're all morons
Obito: That's hurtful Kitty *goes to Emo corner*
Sasuke: No! *kicks Obito out of corner* You're not emo!
Obito: *mauls Sasuke again*
Kat: Obito's the only one who's not a moron right now ^.^
Obito: Yay! *tackle glomps Kat*
Kat: x///X
Obito: Uh... Kitty?
Bondage Time! by puresugar13
Kat: Hey, where did Teme and Naru-chan go?
Obito: *shudders* Upstairs
Kat: I didn't know that asylums had upstairs
Arashi: This one does
Kat: Oh Shit!
Everyone: What?
Chains: SASUNARU!!! WOOT!
Kat: They found me
Everyone: Who?
Kat: Chains, Chaos, Victim and Ryoku
Ryoku: Kitty-sama
Kat: That's sprinkles to you!
Chains: *pulls out kinky toys* these are for Teme! *runs upstairs*
*thump*
Kat: She loves yaoi
Obito: What?
Kat: Even AraObi
Obito: Shit! *hides behind kat*
Kat: They all do, and they all give the characters kinky toys... kinda distrubing...
Arashi: Shit! *runs from Usagi and hides behind Kat*
Kat: But yet, so fucking awesome! *throws Arashi and Obito in a closet* Now, Bondage! otherwise you stay in there and I'll have Death gas you!
Everyone: Who?
Kat: Death is Ryoku's nickname
Ryoku: Hell yeah! *pulls out video camera* *runs upstairs*
*thump*
Kat: She's passed out too... Shit! *ducks* What the hell did you do that for!
Chaos: *throws another vase at wall* The wall pisses me off!
Kat: Go check on Gaara and Neji please... before you behead me!
Chaos: Okay! *runs upstairs*
*thump*
Kat: Hehe!
Kiba: You're just killing them off one by one aren't you
Kat: *gets idea* *pulls out kinky toys* Shino!
Shino: what?
Kat: Here! *hands over toys* Go have bondage time with Kiba now!
Victim: Sweet! *runs upstairs with camera*
*thump*
Itachi: Hey, Deidara and Sasori are-... Ew
Kat: Awesome! Usagi! *pulls out more toys* take thes to them!
Usagi: Right away miss! *takes items*
Itachi: You perv
Kat: Thanks! ^.^ Oh Shika! *ties up Shika and Itachi* bondage time! *throws in another closet and gives toys* hehe!
*thump*
Kat: well, Usagi lost it...
Flying Monkeys? by puresugar13
Sai: Kitty, you're mean
Kat: Fine! *throws in the closet with Itachi and Shika* THREESOME!!! *gets another evil idea*
Iruka: It's really tireding buying Naruto ramen all the time... I'm running low on money
Kakashi: *nods*
KAt: *sneaks up behind them* Then concider this free! *throws them in another closet with kinky toys* I'm so evil
Orochimaru: Come and play a game of go fish with us Kitty!
Kat: Kay! ^.^
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Kat: *shivering* How did this wind up to be a game of strip go fish?
Kabuto: Don't know *shrugs* I think it was Jiraiya and Tsunade's fault
Kat: Then I'ma go throw her in the yuri pit real quick
Orochimaru: Kay! ^.^
Tsunade: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kat: Now I'ma go throw Jiraiya in the yaoi pit... some how I'd think he'd enjoy that... so I'm gonna show him picture of his mom's feet!
Orochimaru: Evil, I like that
Jiraiya: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kat: *evil laughter* I found flying monkeys! Yes!
Tayuya: We're doomed
Haku: *nods*
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