i dont own naruto r&r

One day at my home

Naruto:I like chese. he said this over and over running in his under wear.
Me:I will kill you dude
Naruto:Don't you love me
Me: i am a guy
Naruto you look like a girl
I pull out a gun and shoot him in the place you don't want to be shot.
Naruto: why did you do that. he said holding well you know
sasuke: gives me 50 bucks
naruto: you paid him to do this.
sasuke: dur
me: i can use this to get temari
sasuke: you like her
me: dur she is fine
sasuke: isn't she with shikamaru
me: what do you think the 50 is for
naruto:get me a doctor
me and sasuke: NO!
temari and shikamaru come in the room holding hands
me: well im guss the gun will work. I shoot shika in the same place as naruto
temari: why did you do that
me: i love you
temari: you do
we start makeing out while shikamaru trys to get up
me:well it all turned out well i got the girl and 50 bukes
naruto and shika cry
me ok i will get you a doctor this is me temari sasuke naruto and shika saying
All:bye

Kitty: *walks in hitting with the Akatsuki* Hitting Itachi over the head while clinging to Kisame* Hi Gaara!!!
Gaara: Have any suggestions? *hands kitty a note from Hinata*
Note: Dear Gaara, I thought some one ought to tell you: Don't give Neji any sake. Lee may get violent, but Neji gets all clingy and obsesive. I suggest you run and hide and if he starts biting your ear, your screwed.
Kitty: *notices Neji, clinging to Gaara, biting his ear* you gave him sake didn't you?
Gaara: yes
Kitty: Hand it over, i want to share with my new friend, i think, dw431!
Kitty: passes out saketo everyone
Gaara: *finally notices that Kitty is with the Akatsuki* AHHHHHHH!!!! Demon stealers *huddles in corner*
Kitty: *drunk* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Drops dead* (not really)

Kitty: *walks in hitting with the Akatsuki* Hitting Itachi over the head while clinging to Kisame* Hi Gaara!!!
Gaara: Have any suggestions? *hands kitty a note from Hinata*
Note: Dear Gaara, I thought some one ought to tell you: Don't give Neji any sake. Lee may get violent, but Neji gets all clingy and obsesive. I suggest you run and hide and if he starts biting your ear, your screwed.
Kitty: *notices Neji, clinging to Gaara, biting his ear* you gave him sake didn't you?
Gaara: yes
Kitty: Hand it over, i want to share with my new friend, i think, dw431!
Kitty: passes out saketo everyone
Gaara: *finally notices that Kitty is with the Akatsuki* AHHHHHHH!!!! Demon stealers *huddles in corner*
Kitty: *drunk* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Drops dead* (not really)

Naruto:Belive it!!!
Everyone:Belive what.
Naruto:I have a girlfriend she's Hw431.
Hw431:Naruto!!!We all know!!!Shut up!!!
Naruto:Make me.
Hw431:Okay.*Evil smirk**Shoots Naruto with rocket launcher*
Everyone: :o
Hw431:What ya'll lookin' at.
*Everyone looks away*
Dw431:If you kill Temari with that I'll kill you but if you kill Bushy Brow with that I'll give you 50 dollars.
Hw431:YAY!!!*kills Bushy Brow/Rock Lee with the rocket launcher*
Hw431:Sasuke go out with me!!!
Sasuke:*blushes*Sure.
Sakura:Hey!!!!
Gaara:Hey,she's mine!!!
Hw431:No,I'm not!!!*kills Gaara with a chainsaw*
Hw431:Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Temari:Hey,why did you kill Gaara!!!
Hw431:Were you even listing!!!*kills Temari with chainsaw*
Dw431:You b**ch I told you not to kill her!!!*kills Hw431 with an enrgy sword*
Dw431:Well,It's just...*Sasuke kills him with a rocket launcher*
Sasuke:Now you Sakura.
Sakura:Noooo!!!*Sasuke kills her with the same rocket launcher*
Sasuke:Well now I can use the bring people back to life machine.*Sasuke uses it and everyone is alive again*
Hw431:Wow!!!Now I know what death looks like now!!!Wow!!!
Everyone:us too!!!!
Hw431:Yeah I KNEW!!!
Dw431:I don't want people to write in my chapters anymore.So PureSugar12 take yours off.No affence PureSuger12.The End!!!

me: I am bored i said sitting on me bed
temari:hey baby
me:hi
temari:i am bored
me:me to
gaara:hi
me:pulls out chinsaw
gaara:runs
harry potter: i will kill you
me: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
temari:who are you
harry potter:i am harry potter
me:i gussed
me: why are you here
harry potter:i am looking for voldemort
me: thats my uncle
temari and harry:what!!!!
me: yea Orochimaru is my dad
temari: fall down
harry: i must kill you
me: dorps chinsaw and pulls out lightsaber
me: DIE
me: kills harry
hw431: you killed harry potter you b****d
me: when did you get here?
hw431:I flew from England and boy I've been taking crack.
all: well thats all
gaara: i have only been in the story for 2 sentences.
me: kills him whit lightsaber
i dont own naruto or harry potter they belong to sj and jk

me: god i am so bored
kiba: hi
me: weres your dog
kiba here pointing in his shirt
me: no he not
kiba: what!!!!!!!!!!
me: yea he is gone
kiba: Akamaru were are you
gaara: we must find him
ino: yea
anko: yea
me: no mum don't
anko: why son
ino: youir his mom
anko: yea can't you see that we look alike
all but me:no
me: i don't look like dad to
anko: yea that is weired
kiba: what about akamaru
shino: yea
ino: wow dw431 han't killed anyone yet
me: yea your right kills ino and shino with lightsaber
hinata: hi
all: hi hinata
hinata: i have akaaru
kiba: why did myou take him
hinata: to find naruto
me: I put him in the E.R
hinata: goes to E.R
kiba i love my little dogey
me: kills akamaru
kiba: why did you do that
me: i am still bored
all: bye
me: i don't own any noe here and plz review if you don't gaara will die and kiba too

Naruto:I like toenails
Everyone but hw431: :o
Hw431:He's just high on crack people
Hw431:Dw431 wheres Temari?
Dw431:oh Temari she's out shoppin'
*Naruto runs up to hw431 and starts making out with her*
Hw431:WTF!!!!!!!
Sasuke:I don't think he's high I think he's in love
Hw431:Ewwwww....
*Naruto runs up to Dw431 and starts making out with him*
Dw431:WTF!!!!!!*kills Naruto with chainsaw*
Sasuke:Or maybe not.
Hw431:Dw431 do you always have to kill someone!!!!
Dw431:YES!!!!!*kills Sakura with a rocket launcher*
Everyone:YAY!!!!!!
*Sasuke got too happy he stared makin' out with Hw431*
Hw431:I now like you
Sasuke:Yay!!!
Hw431:Ok this is getting creppy.*kills Sasuke with rocket launcher*
Everyone: :o
Hw431:What he was getting annyoing(Sp?)
Dw431;What now!!!!I'm bored!!!!!!
Everyone:Uhhhhhh.....
Hw431:Wait I know!!!*puts on tv*
*tv people makin' love*
Everyone but Gaara: :o
Gaara: :3
Everyone:Dude your horny!!!!
*Hw431 turns off tv*
Termari:Hi
Dw431:Hi babe
*Temari starts makin' out with Dw431*
Hw431:Get a room!!!
Dw431/Temari:ok.*they go and get a room*
Everyone: :o
Hw431:okay.
Hw431:Bye!!!
Everyone:Bye!!!
*Gaara turns tv back on*
Everyone:IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
dw431: plz review if not we will all die and i need ideas
gaars: yes help us
dw431: and help me hurt him

*Everyone comes in except Gaara.Gaara fell asleep watching a bad movie on the couch*
Everyone:GAARA GET UP YOU HORNY B*****D!!!!
*Gaara jumps up and fell on the floor and go unconsis(sp?)*
Hw431:Well, It's gonna be good today because Naruto isn't high nor hiper.
(By the way everyone that died last time is alive again somehow)
Dw431:I'm bored
Temari:Already.
Dw431:I have a strange feeling I want to kill shino
Hw431:Why?
Dw431:He stole my ipod.
Shino:Hi everyone!
Dw431:SHINO!!!*grabs Shino and pulls him to a wall*
Dw431:You B*****d give me back my ipod or I'll break your xbox and gamecube!!!!!
Temari:David don't.
*Dw431 lets go of Shino and Shino gos unconsis(Sp?)Then Dw431 gos to Temari and bows to her*
Dw431:Yes my queen.
Sasuke:Ha you'll do anyting for her.
Dw431:She's all I got.And Hannah.
Hw431:I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY MY REAL NAME!!!!!AND OUR FAMILIY IS AT HOME YOU DON'T ONLY HAVE ME AND TEMARI!!!!
*Chashes Dw431 with chainasaw*
Naruto:She's violent and I like her name.
*Dw431 comes back with Hannah's dead body*
Temari:David bring your sis back to life now!!!!
Dw431:I have 2 other sisters.Tracey and Amanda.
Temari:It doesn't matter use the bring people back to life machine!!!!*Dw431 uses the bring people back to life machine and Hw431 is alive again*
Hw431:hmph
Sasuke:I like your style
Hw431:I like yours too.Lets go out
Sasuke.Sure
Naruto:What about me!!!
Hw431:F**K YOU!!!
*kills Naruto with chainsaw*
*Kiba came in and put water in Gaaras sand gourd*
Kiba:F**k you Gaara
*Gaara gets up and finds out what Kiba did.Then Gaara traps kiba in a sandcastle*
Kiba:F**K!!!!
Hw431:HEY!!!!WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!!!
Kiba:You cus too.
Hw431:So.
Hw431:Well,I guess that's it for today.Bye!!!
Everyone:BYE!!!!!!!
Dw431: plz review or the bring people back to life machine will go back to Wal-mart.
Gaara:Yeah with Dw431 and Hw431s' temper will need it.
*Dw431 and Hw431 kill Gaara with lightsabers*
Everyone:See what Gaara means.

me: hi neji
neji: what up
me:oh northin
neji: why are you acting werid
me: hinata told me what you do when you get durk
neji: it is all lies
me: really you would put you hand on a bible and say that
neji: ok it is ture i get gay when mi drink
me: i was lieing hinata didn't say a thing
neji: you little
me:*pull out lightsaber*
neji i will be good
shino: yo here is you ipod dw431
me: thank you shino and i am sorry for killing all your bugs
shino: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*hold up lightsaber hier*
shino: it is ok i have got loads
chouji: i am hugrey
me: you allway7s are
chouji:*eats my lightsaber*
neji:oh crap he is dead
me:* give chouji cake*
neji and shino: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GAVE HIM CAKE
chouji: thank you dw431
me: it was diet
chouji: thows up
me:* get lightsaber and kill chouji*
temari: hi babe
me*goes to her* ello my sweet
shino: why did you say ello insted of hello
me because i am english
all:you are
me: dur
itachi: i thew that
me: what up mate
itachi: have you seen my little bro
me: he is on a date with my sister* kills neji
temari: why did you do that
me: i don't want sasuke dating my sister
temarl bring them all back to life
me: ok * uses the thing*
all: bye
me: plz reviwe or i will die of on reviwes sindrom
shino: no body read this thing
me: they do look out there
shino: where
me:* pushes him in to tubeba*
me: bye all

gaara shino and zabuza playing halo 2 on my xbox
gaara: die shino die
shino: taste energy sword gaara
zabuza: ha ha bye bye gaara
gaara: i don't want to play any more* uses sand coffen on xbox*
shino: that was David's xbox gaara
gaara: oh crap i am going to die
me: hi guys
zabuza: don't hurt me hurt shino
shino: no hurt gaara
me: i need medicean
all but me: what
me: I am sick * blows nose on zabuza*
zabuza: ewwwwwwwwwwww
me: were's temari
gaara: in her room
me: ok * goes up to her room*
shino: you know what this means
gaara and zabuza: no
shino: we can do what we want and David can't do a thing
gaara: sweet man
zabuza: PARTY
all: PARTY
gaara: i will call the guys over
shino: i will cook
zabuza: i will get all of David's stuff
haku: hi zabuza-kun
zabuza: hey haku
shino:* puts pizza in oven*
gaara: yea he is sick come over *puts down phone*
ino itachi tenten asuma kakashi sakura naruto lee kiba chouji sasuke and kankuro all come over
*in temari room*
me: thanks temari for the meds i fell a lot bettter now
temari: it is all ok baby
me: what is aal that noise
temari: it sounds like a party
me: oh there is going to be hell* pull out light saber
ino: god i love it when david gets sick
all but her: us too
kakashi: he was a creepy student
me: oh i was was i
all: oh f****
me: *goes on killing feast*
me: oh gaara were is my xbox
gaara: i broke it
me: time to die * kills him
me: uses the b.b.t.l.m
all: bye
me: give me a review or they all die again i don't own halo2 xbox or naruto

Hw431:Ok.
Sasuke:Ok what
Hw431:I'm bored.I Need some excitment in my life
Naruto:Me too
*Kakashi and Jiraiya walk in*
Hw431:YOU GUYS ARE LATE!!!!!
Kakashi:I know I was getting..attacked by ninjas*Kakashi starts reading book*
Hw431:Hey whats in that book anyway?*Snatches book from Kakashi*
Hw431:OMFG!!!YOU PERVERT YOU READ POR..*Kakashi covers Hw431s mouth*
Dw431:Temari marry me
Temari:WTF!!!We have only been boyfriend/girlfriend for a month!!!*Dw431 sad puppy dog eyes*
Temari:In a year or so David
Dw431:Fine
Jiraiya:Hey Naruto come wit me for a moment
Naruto:Okay.BUT IT BETTER NOT BE THOSE NAKED LAIES AGAIN!!
Jiraiya:Oh it won't*Naruto walks outside with Jiraiya*
-Outside with Naruto and Jiraiya-
Jiraiya:Naruto do the sexy technique
Naruto:F**K NO!!!!
Naruto:David come out here*David comes out*
Dw431:Yeah
Naruto:Kill Jiraiya!!!!!
Jiraiya:No!!!I have so many ladies to live for!!!!*Dw431 kills Jiraiya with Energy Sword*
-Back inside-
Sasuke:Hmfp
Hw431:What baby
Sasuke:I'm bored.I need some excitement in my life Damit
*Itachi jumps in from the window and attacks Sasuke and puts him in the closet*
Itachi:Your no longer dating Sasuke your dating us people
Hw431:Which people?
Itachi:Me and Kisame*points to Kisame holing closet*
Hw431:NOOO!!!!!!*Drops dead*
Itachi:Well,time for tubby bye bye RUN!!!!*Itachi and Kisame run*
Sasuke:COME BACK YOU F***ERS!!!!
-outside-
Dw431:Hey Itachi and Kisame why are you guys runnin'?
Sasuke:David hold them for me*David holds them*
*Sasuke kicks thier butts*
-Inside-
Temari:David bring me a drink
Dw431:What if I don't want to
Temari:I will kill you*David runs and gets Temari drink
Dw431:Here you go my queen*Gives Temari drink*
Dw431:What about my sister!!!*starts crying*
Shino:Hi everybody!*David kills Shino with shotgun*
Dw431:Can't ya see were having a moment!!!!
Naruto:David just use the bring people back to life machine
Dw431:Oh yeah I forgot about that*uses machine and Hannah,Shino,and Jiraiya back to life*
Everyone:BYE!!!
Hw431:It's time for tubby bye bye!!!
Everyone: :o
Hw431:What it's funny!!!
Everyone:BYE AGAIN!!!!!
Dw431:Please review or Hw431 will die of cancer!!!
*Hw431 crying*

*Naruto comes in with crack*
Hw413:Where did you get that?!
Hw431:Hmfp.Naruto next time I see you you'll be in the slammer
Naruto:No I won't!!!
*Hw431 does a death glare*
Naruto:Your pretty when you do that
*Hw431 hits Naruto on the head**Naruto takes the crack*
Hw431:Wait for it
Sasuke:Wait for what?
*Naruto runnig around in his underwear*
Sasuke:Ohhh...
DW431:Dude!!!
*Hw431s puppy Sir Lanch a lot came in*
Hw431:Awwww...Lanch what are you doin' here?
Lanch:Woof!!!
Everyone:Awwww...
*Lanch jumps on Hw431s lap and gos to sleep*
Everyone:Awwww...
Temari:Die Shino!!!*Kills Shino*
Dw431:Why did you do that?!
Temari:Well,he was just sittin' there!!!
Dw431:Okay*kills Naruto*
Hw431:Why did ya do that?!
Dw431:He got annyoing!!!
Hw431:Okay
Temari:Bring 'em back to life again with the thing
*Dw431 brings Shino and Naruto back to life again*
All:BYE!!!
Dw431:Cody if you are reading this review
Hw431:Or I will die!!!!
Hw431:I'm writing this I know it's bad I'm just tired.
All:Bye!!!

me: why am i alone in the house
*no says a thing because no one is there but me*
me: god were are they
*at the beach*
*gaara bulding a sandcastle*
gaara: omg we forgot david
kakashi: we didn't forget him we left him at the house
tenten: why
kakashi: because he would kill us all
shino: he allways kills us
kakashi: yea but it would be at the beach and a lot more peaple would get hurt
all: yea your right
* at the house*
*me reading note on televison*
dear david we are going to the beach with out you and kisame because you would kill a lot of people
love temari
me: what weres kisame *looks at note again*
p.s. kisame is on the closet
me: oh* goes to closet and opens it*
kisame: hi david
me: were goin' to the beach
kisame: ok i will get my water rings
me: ok what you can't swim
kisame: yea
me: but you are a shark
kisame: i know you don't need to point it out
me: ok get your sword were going in my new ride
*in dive way*
kisame: oh my god it is pimped out man look at the rhims
me: yea and i have guns in the tires man
kisame: i love you man
me:ok werid
*at the beach*
temari: i feel bad about david i mean he is my boyfriend
kiba: but he would kill us all
itachi: and kisame is going to be pissed when we let him out
*in car*
me: ok were here
kisame: time to face my fear of water
me: have you fort about seeing a quack man
kisame: yea i have well lets go
me: ok*pulls out lightsaber*
kakashi: i love it when david is left out of a fun thing
me: you do do you
kakashi: yea i mean he is a b***ed it is you isn't it
me: yea *kills him with lightsaber*
kisame:ok time to get in the water* get is the water*
random people: oh my god a shark man
kisame: freakin' out man* eats a boat*
*I uses the bbtlm*
all: bye
me: plz review or kisame will loose another kidney
kisame: what when did i loose a kidney
me: two days ago
kisame: who took it
me: er kankuro
*kisame eats kankuro*
me: do you want him to do that again

me: hey guys
shino kiba itachi gai lee and kisame: hey david
me: whats on the tv
itachi: i don't know
me: lee put it on
* lee puts it on*
tv guy: we are in the middle of a high speed car chase
me: is that my car
gai: yea
tv guy: it looks like the divers are two sand ninja and one mist ninja and two leaf ninja
me: if that is who i think they are i am going to kill them
tv guy: we have just got there names gaara kankuro zabuza naruto and sasuke
me: ok i have a plan itachi shino kiba kisame lee and gai get in my van
*in the van*
kisame: i like the other car better
me: we have to get the other car from the guys
itachi: are we there yet
me: no
lee: go faster
me: no
gai: let me dive
me: NO
kiba: i don't like cars
shino: let me dive
* i stop the van*
me: ok shino drive because i can't take it any more
shino: sweet
* shino gets in front and i go in the back with kiba*
* 2 mins after shino starts diving*
shino: I LOVE CORNERS
lee: yay ccccccooooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnneeerrrrrrrssss
me: we are going to die
itachi: i don't want to die
kisame: me to
gai: look out for that car
shino: what car
* we hit the car and everone but me dies*
me: crap my van* looks at the car they hit* crap my car
* i use the bbtlm*
gaara: i can explane
me: you can can you
sasuke: yea we needed er beer
me: i want a new car now
zabuza: no
me: time to die*i kill them then use the bbtlm*
all: bye
me: plz review i need a new car now plz i need money

Hw431:Okay we are going to buy david a new car
Naruto:Why isn't david up
Hw431:Shhhh...we don't want him to now.Thats why I turned his alarm off!
Sasuke:Who buyin' the car?
Hw431:Hmmmm...Itachi
Sasuke:Why him?
Hw431:He knows my bro more than I do
Itachi:You know I'm right here!
Hw431/Sasuke/Naruto:Ahhhhhh!!!!
Itachi:Okay I'm now gonna get the car with Kisame
Hw431:Where is he?
Itachi:He's over there punching a monkey*points to Kisame punching a monkey*
All 3: 0_o
Hw431:Okay.*gives Itachi 2,000 dollars*
*Itachi and Kisame leave*
*
*FF to when they come back*
Hw431:OMG!!!ITACHI KISAME I GAVE YOU 2,000 DOLLARS AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GUYS CAN DO?!*pointing to the beat up old small car*
Dw431:Hey what you guys doin'?
All even david:AHHHHH!!!!
Dw431:You b***eds!!!Who bought this?!*Itachi and Kisame put thier hands up*
Hw431:It was *gulp* all our ideas
Dw431:Time to die!!!!*gets in the incrediablly small car and runs over us all*
Dw431:Okay.*uses the bpbtlm and were all alive again*
All 5 not david:Sorry!!!!*Temari comes and kisses david on the cheack*
All:Bye!!
Dw431:REVIEW!!! or itachi will turn into a girl

me: i want a new car
itachi: you aren't going to kill me again are you
me: yea i am
itachi: why do you hate us all
me: i don't it is just you are so stupid and i have a lot of anger
itachi: yea but is getting worse every chapter
temari: yea baby i am getting concerned
me: lets go camping
shino: yea you will get nicer
me: what do you mean by that*i said pulling out a gun*
shino: oh nothing
me: ok*i put it away*
orochimaru: i will come to son
me: no way you crap eater
dad: why did you call me a crap eater
me: it is a 12 rating
dad: oh
*in anko's car*
me: ok i can take dad on a good day but not my mum i am getting mad
shino: crap were going to die
anko: well you are but he won't kill his mum and dad
me: i think i will go to sleep* goes to sleep*
itachi: why do we hang out with him again
all but him: i don't know
*at the camp gound*
me itachi shino and my dad putting up a tent
me: no that goes there
dad: i think i know how to put up a tent* the tent falls down
me: i am getting anrgy* pulls out the gun*
all but me: f**k run
* i go on a kill spere*
* i use the bbtlm*
all: bye
me: i need reviews the bbtlm runs on reviews they are all going to die and stay dead with out reviews
* all pissing them selfs*
me: good bye and good night

me: itachi sasuke hannah get down here now!!!!!!!!!!
*they come down in fear of dying*
me: i must tell you all some thing
all: what
me: my real name is david uchiha
hw431: what does that mean that you are not my bro
me: no that means that you are dating your bro
hw431:WTF!!!!!!!!!!* kills her self with lightsaber*
me: well thats the last we will see of her
itachi: yea i hated her
sasuke: i was dating my sister
me: yes you were you freak
sasuke: i will kill my self
me: i will just wipe you memory*wipes sasukes memory*
sasuke: thats better
zabuza: hi david i got you a new jaguar* thows me the keys*
me: thanks zabuza i will grant you one wish
itachi: you can do that
me: yes i have power that you will never have little bro
zabuza: I have two questions if your his big bro does that mean you are not orochimarus son and who is the dead body on the floor?
me: i am his son he is a uchiha too and that is hannahs dead body
zabuza: ok i will do my wish now I wish haku was a girl
me: it shall be done
zabuza: you can really do that
me: yes now to the car
* at the car *
me: dam it is cool were did you get the money
zabuza: i took it from a blind guy
itachi: why did a blind guy have a car
zabuza: i made him blind with my sword
me: ok lets go
*on the road*
me: do you know were he/she lives
zabuza: yea at 123 willsonway
me: ok we are here
*in haku's house*
haku: hi guys
me: itachi sasuke hold him down* they hold him down*
haku: let me go now
zabuza: no haku stay still
haku: ok zabuza-kun
me: time to do it oh power of ra help me now chance this boy into a girl ka zu by yoy
* big flash of light*
haku: i feel weird
zabuza: david you did it thanks
haku: i am a girl
me: now you look like what you are
ino: hi
me: why are you here
ino: i came to say you didn't kill anyone all chapter
me: your right* kills ino with zabuza's sword*
*haku and zabuza kissing alot*
all: bye
me: i need reviews dam it if you don't review i will come to you house and kill you you all have one minute
me: good bye and good night

me: itachi i need you
itachi: yea big bro
me: help me with my sharingan
itachi: you can't do sharingan* starts laughing*
me: help me or i will kill you
itachi: ok show me what you can do
me: ok *i do hand symbol and my sharingan come and goes*
itachi: ok you can do it but only for a second
me: yea don't remind me
itachi: ok you must protect the one you love to use it properly
me: thanks bro*i go to the car*
* on the road*
me: ok who to protect sasuke no i know temari
*at temari's house*
temari: hi baby
me: hi temari* we kiss*
temari: whats up
me: i am trying to use my sharingan
temari: don't worry you will get it
me: thanks babe
robber#1: give me your wallet now girly* he pulls out a gun*
robber#2: yea
me: i don't think so* i kick r#2 and he is knoked out
*r#2 shouts at temari and she goes down*
me:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* i do the hand sybol
me: sharingan* my eyes turn red and i have 3 tomtome in each eye( look it up on wikepedia)
* i use fire ball jutsu on him and he dies then i go to temari
me: are you ok
temari: yea because they weren't robbers and that wan't a gun
me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
temari: it was itachi and sasuke
itachi: yea we did it so you could do sharingan
me: i am really mad
*temari kisses me*
me: now i am good* i use the bbtlm
all: bye
me: i need revievs or i will pee in the world water supplie
me: good bye and good night

Me (Hw431) is back to life again.So you know I'm Sasukes big sister.Itachis little sister.And Davids little sister.
Sasuke:Hannah can I speak to you privately?
Hw431:Okay.o.0
~With me and Sasuke~
Hw431:WHAT!!!
Sasuke:Why are you so mad!!!
Hw431:Well I powered by the water god to hate all my bros and sisters
Sasuke:o.0 Well anyway whos this guy you keep talking about in your diary?
Hw431:YOU READ MY DIARY!!!!!!
Sasuke:Just answer the question!
Hw431:Ok.I'm talkin' about.... Naruto
Sasuke:WHAT!!!!
Hw431:SHUT UP!!!!!*kills Sasuke with Energy Sword*
*Gos back in with the guys*
Dw431:What was all that shouting?!
Hw431:All taken care of
Everyone but me:o.0
Hw431:WHAT!!!!
Itachi:What is wrong with you?!
Hw431:One question.Why did you kill all your clan except for Sasuke?
Itachi:'Cause I love him*Dw431 kills him with shotgun*
Dw431:What did I just do.NOOOOO!!!!MY IDOL!!!!
Hw431:SHUT UP!!!!
Naruto:Why are you so.....*Nat Wolf from the naked brothers band walks in*
Hw431:AHHHHHH!!!IT'S NAT WOLF YOUR SOOOOO CUTE!!!!I LOVE YOU!!!!!*Starts kissing him*
Everyone but me: O.O
Nat:Uhhhhh...can I use your phone?
Hw431:HERE!!!use mine!!!!*Gives Nat cell*
Naruto:Nat and Hannah sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g fir...*Dw431 kills Naruto with Energy Sword*
Nat:Well, my limo should be here now bye!!!*Nat leaves*
Hw431:Hey.*uses the bpbtlm one only Itachi and Sasuke*
Sasuke:What about Naruto?
Hw431:F**K HIM!!!
Sasuke:But I thought you liked him?
Hw431:Ohhhh...I wrote about Nat Wolf in my diary.Not Naruto
Hw431:lETS GO SEE WHAT HAKUS DOIN'!!!
Dw431:Sure
~In the car~
Hw431:Let me drive this time I never get to!!!
Dw431:Okay.Winnie baby!!!
*Hannah starts drivin'*
~At Hakus house~
Haku:Hi
Dw431:So hows it been being a girl in all?
Haku:Good except these bras!!!They are hard to get on!!!
Hw431:Get usted to it
*We leave*
Dw431:That was boring!!!
Hw431:I KNOW!!! LETS GO HOME!!!
Sasuke:HANNAH!!!Clam down you've hit 2 people already!!!
*Hits another person*
Dw431:CLAM DOWN!!!NOOOOO!!!!*hits a tree now we're all in the hospital*
Dw431/Itachi/Sasuke:THANKS HANNAH NOW WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL!!!
Nurse:SHHHH...You know she's on maximin lifesupport.
All 3:MAXIMIN LIFE SUPPORT!!!!
Nurse:Yes now be quiet!
Dw431:What happened to her!
Nurse:Well,She fell out the car hit the tree with her head then bounced on someone windsield with her arm and she got ran over by the car and a squrriel throw a nut at her head
Sasuke:Ouch!
Nurse:Well,you guys can leave nothing bad happened to you guys
Dw431:Can we see Hannah
Nurse:Why y...BEEP BEEP BEEP!OH NOT AGAIN SHE'S NOT BREATHING!*docters come in and do C.P.R on Hannah now she's alive again*
Hw431:(cough)Well,I'll(cough)contine tomorrow.Bye!
Dw431: if you all don't review hannah will die

Summary->We had a car crash now were in the hospital Sasuke,David,and Itachi are out and Hannah is on maximin life support.DONE!!!
Dw431:What are we going to do if Hannah doesn't make it?
Itachi:I don't know
Sasuke:Meep
Dw431/Irachi:WTF!!!YOUR SPEAKIN' LIKE A BIRD AGAIN!!!!
Sasuke:Meep meep meep translation:Kill our selfs
Dw431:No!
Itachi:Hmmm..i haven't killed anyone for awhile
Dw431:Lets go to the hospital
~In the car~
Sasuke:What if she died?!
Itachi:SHUT UP EMO!!!!She'll be alive because I say so!
~At the hospital~
Dw431:Ummmm...Hannah J. Crawley
Secretary:No one of that name
Dw431:Oh I mean Hannah J. Uchiha
Secretary:Oh room 194
Sasuke:Lets go
~In room 194~
*looks at Hannah in hospital bed with alot of machines around her*
Nurse:She can talk but she dosen't anymore.All she does is lay there all day and thinks.She also doesn't have brain damage so thats good
Dw431:Hannah talk.Or I'll kill your hamster
Hannah:....
Itachi:Or I'll make sure you don't have food or water for a month
Hannah:.....
Sasuke:Step away guys I got it.Or I'll kill Lanch your little tiny puppy
Hannah:WHAT DO YOU WANT JUST DON'T KILL THE DOG!!PLEASE!!
Dw431:Get out those machines and lets go to Hakus house!
Hw431:I need them to live!
*Itachi drags her out*
Hannah: x[
Dw431;Fuck shes dead!!!
Sasuke:Use the bpbtlm
Dw431:Okay.F**K ITS BROKE IT NEEDS BATTERIES!!!!ITACHI SASUKE TO WAL-MART!!!
~At wal-mart~
Itachi:I'm gonna' get nail polish
Sasuke:I'm gonna' get bunnies at the pet department
Dw431:i'm gonna' get those batteries
~At cash register~
Itachi:We don't have any money!
Dw431:Don't worry!*pulls out gun*
Sasuke:I got money
Dw431/Itachi:AWWWWWW....
~At hospital~
*Dw431 brings Hannah back to life again*
Hw431:Lets go!
~At Hakus house~
Sasuke:GO LITTLE BUNNIES!!!!*Bunnies jump on Zaabuza and Haku and attack them*
Hw431:Thats why you got the bunnies I just thought you were gay
~In the car~
Hw431:Let me drive!
Dw431:No You'll crash again!
Hw431:No I won't last time I was high on caffeine
Dw431:Okay
Hw431:Back to the house!
~At the house~
Dw431/Itachi/Sasuke:I'm goin' to bed
Hw431:Me too
~In Hw431s bedroom~
Hw431:I can't sleep again!*looks in corner*
Hw431:OMFG!!!ITS THE GRUGDE AGAIN!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*Throws kuni(Sp?) at grudge and it leaves**itachi,sasuke,and david run in*
All 3 of them:WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Hw431:The grudge came back again.Sorry for yellin'
*they go back in their rooms*
Dw431:Review or the grugde will come for you
Hw431:Don't belive him look the grudge up in google images

*on the road*
me: i wish i didn't kill that fish
itachi: what are you taking about
me: i don't know
sasuke: where are going and where is hannah
me: to see dad and she is a sleep
itachi: i am not going to see dad
me: yes you are
*car runs out of gas*
me: i hate my car
sasuke: now what
me: hey we are out side zabuza's and hku's house
itachi:oh great
*in the house*
haku: hey guys
me: can you give us a left to the sound villge
zabuza: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
itachi: what crawled up your bum
zabuza: my sword*pointing to his bum*
sasuke: ouch
*i pull it out*
me: there you go
zabuza: thanks
sasuke: can we go now
kisame: hey itachi
itachi: why are you here
zabuza: he lives here
haku: i will dive
kisame: can i come
me: ok lets go
*in the car*
haku: shift it into turbo
*on the road*
*haku is going 459 mph*
haku: i love driveing
kisame: crap we are going to die
haku: look at the kitty lets get it
sasuke: not the kitty
me: thats it sharingan* eyes turn red* shadow blade
zabuza: nice sword man
me: tar* i slash the tires*
haku: aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww the car won't work now
all: bye
me: on the next chapter we go to my dads won't that be fun you all better review or i will kill that kitty good bye and good night

me: how are we going to get there now
itachi: the power of imagination
sasuke: are you on crack
itachi: why yes i am
haku: i want to get in a car nnnnnoooooowwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DIVE
haku: yes i can
me: no you can't
haku: yes i can
zabuza: lets just take a bus
kisame: yes i want a bus
me: ok we will take a bus*a bus comes*
*in the bus*
haku: we don't have money to get on
me: we don't need money*i pull out a gun*
diver: ok get on just don't kill me*we sit down*
me: i hate buses
zabuza: me too *we thow up*
itachi: me too
~At my mum and dads house~
orochimaru(dad): hi sons i see you brought friends
anko(mum): hi omg a shark
kisame: i am not a shark
me: he is right he can't swim
dad: lets eat
~in kitchen~
me: eeewww i hate liver
all but mum and dadL:us too
dad: it is liver or you die
*i pull out my gun*
mum: i will get pizza
kisame: good
*when the pizza gets here*
zabuza: it is great
haku: yea
me: i want to go home
all: us to
dad: you will not leave
me: oh yes we will sharingan*eyes turn red* shadow blade
dad: sharingan*his eyes turn red to*shadow snake
me: die
dad: kill him snake
*i cut it in half*
dad: you can go now
me: i need to kill something
itachi: take kisame
kisame: WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*i cut his guts out*
* i use the pbpbtlm*
all: bye
me: review or i will murder you dogs
me: good bye and good night

me: hi guys
itachi: hey big bro
kisame: happy brith day
me: yea i am 13
itachi: but i am 18 and you are older then me how
me: i control this world i can make my self as old as i want
both: ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: the party is at 7 go get me stuff
both: no
*i pull out a gun*
both: ok*they run for their lives*
~at the party~
* kisame sasuke hw431 itachi shino kakashi zabuza haku neji hinata naruto jiraiya gai lee tenten temari kankuro gaara and kiba come to the party*
temari: hi baby* she kisses me
hw431: hi big bro* looks at the sake on the table*
me: go get some
hw431: SHINY THING!!!*gos and grabs sake*
shino: we are all going to die
kiba: hi david i got you a dog* gives me a puppy*
hw431:PUPPY!I LOVES ME SOME PUPPY!!!*goes and takes pupy and david kills her and uses bpbtlm*
hw431:I got you a present*gives david a pinata the shape of Itachis head*
me: cool
*itachi crying in the corner*
jiraiya:here is a book
me: i hate you *i kill him*
gaara and kankuro: temari made us give you stuff
* gaara gives me black sand and kankuro gives me a puppet*
me: thanks
hinata: i got you a hamster
neji: hey that is my hamster
hinata: i am giving it to david
me: thanks* i take hamster and neji is crying with itachi*
kakashi: here is a wooden sword
me: thanks
gai: i got you a green suit
me run gai really fast* gai runs with lee
me: time for the pinata
~ after it is in a 10000000000000000000000000000000 pieces~
itachi: i think i am going to be sick
kisame: ha ha
me: time for cake
all but me: happy bith day to you happy birth day to you happy birth day dear david happy birth day to you
me: thanks guys well time for tubby bye bye
all: bye
me: plz review it will make a good birth day present
me: good bye and good night

me: mail time
gaara: oh god no
me: MAIL CALL
shino: do you have to be so loud
me: yes
kisame: what did we get
me: wedding invites
* it says you are invited to the wedding of zabuza and haku*
me: thats cool
shino: aaaarrrrrrrr thats sweet
*i kill him with chainsaw*
* at the wedding*
kakashi: why am i zabuzas best man
me: your his best friend
kakashi: i am
me: dur
zabuza: 5 minutes left
me: we know zabuza
zabuza: i am nervous
me: shut up and get out there
*in the church*
vicker: do you zabuza take haku as you wive
zabuza: i do
vicker: do you hak-
* but then 13 hunter nin come in*
me: oh crap
tobi: don't hurt me i am a good boy
one of the hunter nin: you are all under arrest
me: i don't think so sharingan * eyes turn red* shadow blade
* kill 12 of them*
me: your turn
hunter nin: i don't think so* he pulls out a gun*
*itachi hits him with a chair*
itachi: take that
vicker: can we get on with it do you haku take zabuza as your husband
haku: i do
vicker: i now pronounce you man and wive you may now kiss the bride
* they kiss and haku thows the bouet and temari gets it
me: oh crap you had better review or i will kill a kitty

sasuke: DAVID WHERE ARE YOU
me: what is it sasyoukay
sasuke: ok first off it is sasuke not sasyoukay and i need help
me: ok little bro with what
sasuke iwanasksakuraout
me: say again
sasuke: I want to ask sakura out
me: wow you would think she would come to me to ask me to help me get you but well yea so here is what you do
*i whisper my plan to sasuke and we are at sakura house*
sasuke: hey sakura
me:bro she is on the second floor of that house you have to shout
sasuke: ok OI SAKURA
*she opens here window and comes out*
sakura: WHOS THERE
sasuke: IT IS ME SASUKE
sakura: OH HEY SASUKE
sasuke: WANT TO GO OUT
*sakura fiants*
me: i think that means yes or she hates you so much that the idea of going out with you is so bad that it killed her
*1 hour later in sakura's yard*
sakura: you really want to go out with me
sasuke: yes i do
me: OMG ZOMBIES TO MY HOUSE
*we go to my house and we get all of the surviers*
me: ok i have 37 plans incase zombies come
naruto: thats good
me: naruto i woulsn't get to happy 36 of my plan include me useing your body for bait as we run back to england
naruto:well theres one plan where i don't get used
me: in that plan i put the zombie vursus inj me and eat you
haku:I don't want to die i just got married
zabuza: don't worry babie i will save you
temari: will you save me david
me: yes i will huny ok heres the plan to the davidplain
*we go and get guns then we are outside by the carage*
lee: we will kill then all
me: lee shut up they will hear us
kakashi: won't they smell are organs
me: no that is a myth zombies are as smart as a retarted 3 year old babie or naruto
naruto: hey
me: ok 1 2 3 go go go!
*we all run out gun a blazeing and shoot a crund load of zombies but then they got lee*
me: oh crap they killed lee
sasuke: you shiteaters
lee: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: ok to the plain
*we get in the plain and we are off to england*
me: well that is all for to day bye and plz review

* hello all we are on my plain to england because there was a zombie invasion*
me: ok we are going to my england home in the country because of 2 thing i have guns there and not many zombie are in the country
gai: but what about lee
me: hes dead now
gai: i want him back
me: so why is haku thowing up
*haku filling the plain with vomit*
all: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
zabuza: are you ok baby
kabuto:speaking of babys
me: kabuto you retratd were trying to see what is worg with haku
orochimaru: if only the sound four where here
me: they are dad
sakon: yea we are master
kidomaru: yep were here
orochimar: omfg the zombies are on the plain
me: that would make a good movie but dad there not zombie
tbbtlm made them come
zabuza: but haku
kabuto: can i talk now
me: whst is it you stupid pokemon
kabuto: shes pregnant
me: HA HA HA TAKE THAT ZABUZA
kabuto: well David temari is cheating on you with shikamaru
me: 0.0
zabuza: HA HA BACK ON YOU
me: well i always knew
naruto: you did
me: yea with all the temariXshikamaru fic out there
itachi: foolish big brother
me: well when i fond out i cheated on her
kisame: whis is better then my storys
zetsu: um hum
ukon: yea but who were you cheating with
me: tayuya
orochimaru: your right kisame this is better
tayuya: yep i have allways loved him
jirobo: but David she is a bad mouth
me: so i am a sico who likes guns
tayuya: so basically were a prefect match
me: well thats all for today hey why not look at my sises fics hw431 review or me and the sound four will kill you