ok everyone, I just got this idea! If you all could vote for your top 12 ninja for singers and you top 3 for judges, thatd be great!

some basic requirments is dont vote for someone as a judge and singer. example: nejji cant vote and sing however, he could judge or sing

next is they have to be in the series more than once. so kabuto is in, but yodomine is not.

when voting for judges, itd be nice to have a "nice" judge, like hinata for example, a "mean" judge like gaara or itachi, and whomever else you want.

If you cant think of 15 characters you want, then just list all you want to vote for ^^

thats it! plz vote soon ^^ im waiting!

as the audience settles down, a man in a white tuxedo steps out onto the oval stage.

"hi im ryoku keyonoshee and Im your host!!!"
audience: -_- *one guy shouts "MARY-SUE!!"
and throws a beer can which beans him*
and my handy sidekick, ONI-san of master jeyiah fame!!"
audience: :D "yay!!!!!"

"well then well just introduce the judges. First judge...he's a famous nin across the land and not just for his skill! he is as perverted as the day is long...give it up for Jeriyah! Next, the beautiful and quite tempermental...give it up for sakura! and finally, here for community service, and with looks to woo even the hardest heart...give it up for itachi!!!"

now for our contestants: the rising beauty that is hinata, our goofy performer chojji, our resident emo sasuke, a sining combo of kiba and akamaru, the flaming vocals of youth-lee, orochimaru, the polka sensation that is kabuto, the female vocalist tsunade, the awesome metal of gaara, the could awesomeness of nejji, and the rock sensebilites of naruto!

and now we shall begin...next time!!!!!!

Ryoku- and were back...let the singing begin! today weel start with...
Naruto- ME! ME! PICK ME!!!
Ryoku-...shino!
Naruto- hes here???
Shino- >.<
Ryoku- anyways sing for the nice people shino...
Shino- ...

You ready?! Lets go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!


! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But f%@& em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Makin the story - makin sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down hes still pickin pickin it up! let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given to him despite the fact
That many misjudge him 'cause he makes a livin from writin raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never askin for someone's help, to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

Sakua- Stop!!!
Jeriyah- why did you stop his funky rhymes?
Itachi- *looks at jeiyah* NEVER. AGAIN.
Sakura- your out fit is like, uncordinated...and I hat rap!
jeriyah- dawg your rhymes were nasty?
itachi- *glared at jeriyah* shino, did you write that?
shino- ......
itachi-well i s@#%$ find a new style or somthing
ryoku- anyways if you want to vote off shino review shino. now we have the beautiful hinata!
hinata- ^^ am I up?
ryoku- *heart eyes* yes hinata go wow them!
Boy meets girl
You were my dream, my world
But I was blind
You cheated on me from behind

So on my own
I feel so all alone
Though I know it’s true
I’m still in love with you

I need a miracle
I wanna be your girl
Give me a chance to see
That you are made for me
I need a miracle
Please let me be your girl
One day you’ll see it can happen to me
I need a miracle
I wanna be your girl
Give me a chance to see
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That you are made for me
I need a miracle
Please let me be your girl
One day you’ll see it can happen to me
It can happen to me

Day and night
I’m always by your side
Cause I know for sure
My love is real my feelings pure
So take a try
No need to ask me why
Cause I know its true
I’m still in love with you

Ryoku- *heart eyes* amazing...
skaura- so KWAIIIIIII!!!
Itachi-...date me?
Hinata-... 0.0 n-no thanks...
Itachi- call me...
*a dark aura sorrounds ryoku*
Ryoku- anyways the next competitor is...Kabuto?
Kabuto, wheres your music? umm whats with the case...OH GOD NO...
*kabuto pulls out accordion*
kabuto- I need it for my song... here I go!
Start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

So yeah, ha

Start wearing purple wearing purple (da da da da da)
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

I've known you since you were a twenty, and I was twenty,
and thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown...

So yeah, ha

Start wearing purple wearing purple (da da da da da)
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

So yeah, I know it all from Diogenes to Foucault
from Lozgechkin to Passepartout
I ja kljanus obostzav dva paltza
schto muziko poshla ot Zzukov Mu!...
Party!

Start wearing purple wearing purple (da da da da da)
Start wearing purple for me now

Start wearing purple for me now!

All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

So Vio-Vio-Violetta! Etta! Va-va-va-vaja dama ti moja!
Eh podayte nam karetu, votetu, i mi poedem k ebenjam!

So yeah, ah start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time!...

Itachi- *claps* nice use of accordion and gibberish...
sakura- oh my good no is right...but nice singing
jeriyah- u been tsaking too many soldier pills kabuto?
Kabuto-actually I...
*ryoku cuts in* and now we have Kiba and ankamaru!
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


(woof, woof, woof, woof)


When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

jeriyah- not bad considering he actually sung twice...
Itachi- GO. DIE.
sakura- kiba...do ou have fleas...
ryoku- ?_? anyways now naruto is up! go get them bro!

Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if i could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad i haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
that's the impression that I get
have you ever had the odds stacked up so high
You need a strength most don't possess
Or has it ever come down to do or die
You've got to rise above the rest
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if i could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
that's the impression that I get
I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass
Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go
I might be a cowards,
I'm afraig of what I might find out
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Whoch makes me wonder if i could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad i haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get

Jeriyah- sweet...
sakura- that was actually ok for the baka...
itachi- why have there been no metal or emo songs yet?
ryoku- you may get your whish with...saske!
sasuke- I dont want to sing...
sakura-sing! plzzzz
sasuke- fine...
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
'Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Do you know what album had this song, can you report to us below?
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Sakura- *nt listening to song* awesome!!!
jeriyah- that was pathetic, even for you...
itachi-why did I let you live?
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown

Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach Im a lucky man
Im the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code

When youre only having seconds
Im having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whos fat

If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Im hungry
Then wont you feed my face

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
Just tell me once again whos fat

chojji- how was it?
sakura & jeriyah- 0.0
itachi- it brightened the bottomless abyss of my heart
ryoku- that means good...i think...anyway now up is...nejji!
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I’ve been prayin?for
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Look all around, there’s nothin?but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin?but blue skies

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day!

Itachi- 0.- IM gonna go barf...
sakura- awww
jeriyah- ok...but that was kind of sketchy
ryoku now we habe tsunade!