as the audience settles down, a man in a white tuxedo steps out onto the oval stage.

"hi im ryoku keyonoshee and Im your host!!!"
audience: -_- *one guy shouts "MARY-SUE!!"
and throws a beer can which beans him*
and my handy sidekick, ONI-san of master jeyiah fame!!"
audience: :D "yay!!!!!"

"well then well just introduce the judges. First judge...he's a famous nin across the land and not just for his skill! he is as perverted as the day is long...give it up for Jeriyah! Next, the beautiful and quite tempermental...give it up for sakura! and finally, here for community service, and with looks to woo even the hardest heart...give it up for itachi!!!"

now for our contestants: the rising beauty that is hinata, our goofy performer chojji, our resident emo sasuke, a sining combo of kiba and akamaru, the flaming vocals of youth-lee, orochimaru, the polka sensation that is kabuto, the female vocalist tsunade, the awesome metal of gaara, the could awesomeness of nejji, and the rock sensebilites of naruto!

and now we shall begin...next time!!!!!!