Leader: Wow, a series dedicated to me! I'm flattered!
Itachi: We're involved too you know!
Leader: Awww.....fine! *walks away*
Itachi: So..where is everyone?
Deidara: It's Sunday! They're all at home eating blubber nuggets or beating up Naruto. hmm
Itachi: Then how come you're here?
Deidara: Because sasori's here! *giggle* hmm
Itachi: O__O I..I thought you were guys...
Deidara: I know *giggle* hmm
Itachi: *backs away slowly* Well, I'm ganna go pose for people's magazines now. See ya Deidei!
Deidara: Don't call me deidei! hmm
Sasori: Deidara, why do you always say "hmm"?
Deidara: It's just a phase sasori ^_^ hmm
Sasori: ...
Tobi: Hi guys!
Deidara and sasori: Tobi NO!
Tobi: Aw..but I reeaalllllyyy wanna join!
Deidara: NO! You're too nice!
Tobi: Well, can I join if I'm evil then?
Sasori: I..I guess so...
Tobi: OKAY! *runs away*
Sasori: What's he up too?


*chainsaw sound in the background*


Tobi: Hi guys! Can I join now?
Deidara: O___O What did you do? hmm
Sasori: And why are you covered him red stuff?
Tobi: I killed elmo...can I join now?
Sasori: WHAT? NUUU! YOU.DO.NOT.HURT.PUPPETS! You got that? *glare*
Tobi: But..but..but
Sasori: *grabs kunai*
Deidara: Aw..come on! Chill! He's just a little boy! hm
Orochimaru: Hmm? O_O
Deidara: NOTHING!!!!! ^_^'' hm
Orochimaru: Oh okay....*continues to try to fix the freezer*
Tobi: Don't kill tobi! Tobi is a good little boy!
Orochimaru: Did I hear something about little boys?
Deidara: NO! *sweatdrop*
orochimaru: Oh..okayyy...
Tobi: Tobi is a good little boy!!!!
Orochimaru: That's it! *grabs the "kit" * You're coming with me! *grabs tobi*
Deidara: O__O''


*somewhere in orochimaru's place*


Orochimaru: Kabuto! I've found another little boy!
Kabuto: Does that mean little timmy can go now?
Orochimaru: No, we still need him for the sacrifice to my dad
Kabuto: Micheal jackson?
Orochimaru: yeah ^_^ *nod nod*
Tobi: What are you ganna do with tobi?
Orochimaru: *smirk* *grabs the how to be a pedophile in 3 easy steps book* My dad wrote it himself ^_^
Kabuto: *slowly backs off*
Orochimaru: It says here to ask for the gender, age, and family background
Tobi: I'm a little boy! My family died by my nephew!


*somewhere far away*


Itachi: *twitch* Kisame, My uchiha senses are tingling.....(see? told ya there will be spoilers)
Kisame: O_O''


*back at orochimaru's place*


Kabuto: Oh..EM...GEE!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes are voilated!!!!
Orochimaru: What? I'm not even doing anything!
Kabuto: It's..it's horrible! You're FACE!!!! AHHH!!!
Orochimaru: -_-'' Die....*stab*
Kabuto: X_X
Tobi: Kabuto san does have a point there...
Orochimaru: WHAT WAS THAT?
Tobi: NUU! Don't kill tobi! Tobi is a good boy!
Orochimaru: *sweatdrop*


TO BE CONTINUED...
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Orochimaru: So tobi. Do you finally agree?
Tobi: Tobi....tobi is a good boy....he agrees
Kabuto: Tobi, why do you always talk in third person terms????
Tobi: Because Tobi is a go---
Orochimaru: Oh shut up already!
Tobi: Tobi agrees to shut up....
Orochimaru: What about the other agreement?
Tobi: Tobi agrees to finally fix your freezer since Kabuto's too stupid to do so.
Orochimaru: *pat pat* Good boy...^_^


*somewhere else*


Leader: Okay Itachi. You're next.
Itachi: *holding table tennis racket* Okay...
Leader: *toss ping pong ball*
Itachi: *ball hits in head* GRR!
Leader: Tee hee, I win again
Itachi: GRR! Why do I suck that much?
Kisame: Aw..you just need practice!
Itachi: I've been practicing ever since I was four!!!!! My mom won't let me stop practicing!
Kisame: Does that explane why you have a table tennis racket on the back of your shirt?
Itachi: No, that was from eating Sasuke's plushie, mr. snuggle-face.
Leader: O_O
Orochimaru: *busts in through door* THAT"S IT!
Itachi: Huh?
Orochimaru: I've had it with people who can't even fix a stupid freezer! First Kabuto, then the sound ninjas, then kimimaru! And now, TOBI! Itachi, you're coming with me!
Itachi: But I'm not finished with my game yet!
Orochimaru: Too bad! I need someone with the sharingan to fix it! Why? Because..well..um....I said so!
Itachi: TT/_TT why meeeee
Deidara: *comes in holding a popsicle* I'm suprised Itachi doesn't use the wagadoodle sharingan hmm.
Itachi: O/_O Great idea Deidara! Wagadoodle sharingan!


*In lala land*


Orochimaru: O_O W..What's going on?
Itachi: For the next 72 hours, you will be tied to this seat watching non stop reruns of barney...
Orochimaru: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!


*72 hours later*


Orochimaru: That's it! I quit akatsuki! *runs away*
Deidara: Hmm...yeeaahhhh


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And that's the REAL reason Orochimaru left akatsuki

Last time on akatsuki gone wrong!


Orochimaru: Kabuto...I have to tell you somehting
Kabuto: What is it?
*dramatic music plays*
Oro: I'm...pregnant...
Kabuto: O_O WTH?
*dramatic music stops*
Oro: O______O D..Did I just say that?
Kabuto: *nods slowly*
*silence*
Oro: Well it's true! Ha! *runs off with tobi*
Kabuto: O____O *state of shock*


*meanwhile*


Itachi: Grrr! Why won't this work?
Kisame: Itachi san, if you just stay still, this will all be over!
Itachi: *moaning*
Kisame: Nhhh...
Itachi: No! It hurts it hurts!
Kisame: Please, a bit more!
Itachi: No it hurts! Stop!
Kisame: *grone*
Itachi: Nhhhhh....*moaning*
Kisame: THERE! HA! I got it! I pulled out the splinter!!!!!
Itachi ^/_^ Okie
Kisame: *giggles and points at YOU* You perv!
Itachi: Tee hee! Of course we're not yaoi


*meanwhile*


Naruto: *eating ramen*
Sakura: O_O Hey wait, isn't this an Akatsuki fanfic?
Me: Oops...
*camera turns to oro's place*


Oro: *singing* I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay!!!! And I pity, and girl who isn't me today!!!!!!
Tobi: ?


TO BE CONTINUED!


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Last time on akatsuki gone wrong!


Oro: Kabuto...
Kabuto: Yes?
Oro: I..have to tell you something....
Kabuto: O_O no....don't tell me, you're pregnant again!
*dramatci music plays*
Kabuto: God damm*t! Enough with the music already!
Me: fine...*sniff*
Oro: Kabuto....tobi is...your father.....
Kabuto: *dramatic* NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!


*meanwhile*


Itachi: Why do I have a strange feeling that Kabuto's scarred for life?
Kisame: It's the tomatoe's fault itachi, it's the tomatoe's fault...


*meanwhile*


Kabuto: *curled up*
Oro: Aw yeah dawg! We got him good that time eh tobi old pal?
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy ^_^
Oro: *nervous laugh*


*meanwhile*


Itachi: Yep, My "kabuto's screwed" senses are still tingling...
Kisame: *grabs a tomatoe* Focus itachi san...focus!!!


*meanwhile*


Deidara: Wow, I'm actually getting a screen time!
Sasori: Well....orochimaru's getting way too weird for this series..
Deidara: Yeah, he keeps having an affair with lil boys O_O hmmmm
Sasori: *smirk* Wait for it...wait for it...


*meanwhile*


Oro: TOBI YOU IDIOT! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE MARRIED!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy...
Oro: *glare* I thought what we had was special!!!!!!
Tobi: Tobi wants to run now...*runs with rin*
Oro: NUU! It was your baby too you know!!!
Kabuto: *still curled up*


TO BE CONTINUED...


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Oro: Kabuto..i have to tell you somethin--
Kabuto: OROCHIMARU DAMMIT! Stop with the freakin' yaoi already!!!!!
Oro: But the readers love it!
Kabuto: Well I freakin' hate it k? And just for that, I'm ganna go on strike!
Oro: Pfftt...who needs you anyways? I can handle things on my own! I'm a big kid now!
Kabuto: *goes back to the helmet store* (get it? kabuto means helmet in japanese)


*meanwhile*


Itachi: *sigh* Why is my scean always after orochimaru and kabuto's scean?
Kisame: I guess cause you're..not special enough?
Itachi: Oh I'm special alright....*smirk*
Kisame: *backs off*


*meanwhile at the helmet store*


Cashier: That white one with the weird hair style? Yeah that's our one and only Kabuto. He's 19.99.
Costomer: Okay, I'll take it.
Kabuto: .... O_O'' *sweatdrop*
Costomer: He's ganna help protect the park builders
Kabuto: Sweet! I'm going to disney world!


*meanwhile*


Oro: Okay Tayuya, lemme get this straight. *dramatic pause* YOU FREAKIN FORGOT TO PAY THE FREAKIN ELECTRIC BILLS?????
Tayuya: Um....that was kabuto's job. ^^''
Oro: *sigh* To the helmet store...away!!!


*meanwhile back at the store*


Oro: HE'S SOLD???????????
Cashier: ^^'' Yeah...disney bought him. He's ganna be in their new movie, adventures of mickey and kabu chan.
Oro: O_O I know I'm screwed..


*meanwhile*


Itachi: No! I don't care if the camera's on me! I'm not doing anything!
Kisame: Awww...where's your spirit?
Itachi: Sasuke stole it...
Kisame: *sweatdrop* At least you've got more screen time than deidara and sasori and tobi and the leader and ---
itachi: They're at a sleepover
Kisame: Really? O_O
Itcahi: yeah.
Kisame: Wanna know what happens to pretty boys all sleeping together in a room?
Itachi: Do I really wanna know?
Kisame: Yeah


*meanwhile*


Oro: Okay, so I guess the only way I can get kabuto back is if I steal him from disney world...
Tayuya: Don't worry orochimaru sama, I'll be supporting you all the way---OHHH!!!! Cotton candy!! *runs away*
oro: *sigh* Okay disney kid, where's kabuto?
Kid: *points at tv screen*


*in the screen*


Mickey: Co'mon Kabu chan! We're going to the castle to save da princess!!!!
Kabuto: Oh come one, that's so cheesey!
Mickey: yeah well it's in the script
Kabuto: Hm...lemme see that script....*reads* WTH? No yaoi? And WTH is Pluto?
Pluto: Woof? O_O
Kabuto: Here, lemme change a few things....first of all "pluto", you're new name is akamaru jr. Mickey, because of your ears, we'll call you tenten jr and lets make the castle a village k?
*crickets chirp*
Kabuto: Oh screw this! *stomps away*
Oro: yay, kabuto's back!
Kabuto: *mumbling* Stupid disney..


*meanwhile*


Dei: Wow, we finally got sceen time! hmm
Sasori: I'm phat ^^
Dei: *backs off*


TO BE CONTINUED...


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Okay, the real reason I updated this series is to let you know that the skins on this site RARLY works for me. Therefore, I can't update so frequently from now on. (so I might not update for monthes) Anyhoo, I'm now writing on www.fanfiction.net and my username is neko-youkai-mimi. I think....
So yeeaahhhh. I'm doing the same chatroom, interview chats, and ask naruto stories there. Check it out^^
Okie...here's a random chapter...


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Itachi: OMG kisame!!!
Kisame: What?
Itachi: There's a beaver in that pasta!
Kisame: Uh...that's my mom.
Itachi: But I thought you were a fish! O_O
Kisame: I am....beavers in konoha are part fish...
Itachi: And you didn't tell me that why??
Kisame: I figured you're elite enough to know that by now O_O
Itachi: -_-''
Deidara: Uh....guys, have you seen my other hand??
Kisame: I think mr.cannibal ate them
Zetsu: hey I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame: Pfft...yeah so? Watcha ganna do? eat me??
Zetsu: Hell yeah! Shark fin soup is a special delicacy!!!
Kisame: O_O *gasp* back off! I have....*dramatic pause* Weed-be-gone spray!!!!
Zetsu: O_O *curls up*
Itachi: Don't you think that was a bit harsh dude?
kisame: Least I didn't eat half my clan!!!
Zetsu: *gasp* Sweet! Join the cannibal club!!!
Itachi: Sorry, but I'm in the weasle fan club already..so yeeaahhh
Zetsu: *sniff*
Deidara: Um..so about my hand.....
Itachi: It's in kisame's bathtub along with his uncle nemo.
Deidara: K...*goes off*
Orochimaru: hey guys!!!
Kisame: O..Orochimaru??? O___O What the heck are you doing here???
Oro: Uh..I'm, part of akatsuki again..didn't the leader tell you??
Kisame: no...
Oro; Well I am! So there!
Zetsu: Can I eat you?
Oro: No...I'm only here for itachi kunnnnn *fangirl squeal*
Itachi: *gasp* Stay away from my cute lil body!!!! *hisss*
Oro: *smirk*
Itachi: *gasp* AHHHHHH
*CENSORED YAOI*
Kisame: Cool! Real live yaoi!!!
Zetsu: Plus a new pairing!
Deidara: Hmmmm
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Deidara: Yay, I got my hand back from Kisame's bathtub^^
Kisame: *grabs hand*
Deidara: Ewww...what are you trying to do..marry me?
Kisame: No, I'm trying to feed it to Zetsu
Deidara: O_O Uhhh...
Kisame: cause he said if I fed him, he would barf up my uncle
Deidara: Ohhh..nemo! I remember him
Kisame: *sniff* Yes....nemo..poor poor nemo..
Zetsu: ...?
Itachi: Okay orochimaru, you can stop now
Oro: No way dude! I'm enjoying this!
Itachi: But it hurts!! Itaiiiii
Oro: *smirk*
Kisame: O_O Please tell me you're just pulling out a splinter....

*a few minutes later*

Oro: Hey guess what!
Deidara: What...
Oro: Itachi and I made a baby together!!!!
Deidara: Excuse me???????? O___O''
Itachi: Yeah. out of clay...
Deidara: Ohhhh....okay..nevermind..I was..thinking of something else..*cough*
Itachi: It was YOUR clay actually..
Deidara: WHAT?
Itachi: *slowly backs off*

*meanwhile*

Tobi: Zetsu san, Can I join akatsuki?
Zetsu: No
Tobi: Zetsu san, can I at least visit Akatsu---
Zetsu: No
Tobi: But tobi is a goo----
Zetsu: No
Tobi: Awwww..but..I found the ring I found!
Zetsu: hey! That's omnistrif's idea! That's copyright!
Tobi: Yeah I know..
Zetsu: *lightbulb appears* hey! Tobi...y..you....did something illigal!!! Okay, you're in!
Tobi: ....r..really?
*dramatic music plays*
Zetsu: *sigh* Yes...
Tobi: ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so alive!!!!
Zetsu: ..and now, you're out
Tobi: W..what? B..but..I
Zetsu: Get out *glare*
Tobi; b..but..
Zetsu: NOW!
Tobi: *sniff* Fine...I'll go visit my nephew then..

*somewhere else*

Sasuke: Okay...my "my uncle is talking about me right now" senses are tingling...
Naruto: You sure that's not your "yaoi" senses?
Sasuke: yeah I'm sure..why?
Naruto: *sniff* nevermind...meanie!

*back in akatsuki*

Itachi: I feel pretty..oh so pretty...oh so pretty and witty and gayyyyyyy..and I pity, any girl who isn't me today......^^
Kisame: Alright already! Karoke night is OVER!
Itachi: *sniff*


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Everyone: *dressed in happy fluffy bunnie cosplays* You have GOT to be kidding me!
Oro: mmmm....You know, this costume actually makes me look rather handsome ^^''
Everyone: *takes a step back from orochimaru* *some fell to their death since they ARE standing in the akatsuki property a.k.a. sasuke's house's roof*
Sasuke: Hmm? Did you say something?
Me: nothing^^''
Sakura: Hey guys! *pops up on roof* Happy easter!!!! *pause* Um..what's with the bunnie costume?
Sasori: It makes us sexy....
Kisame: *gives sasori a death glare*
Itachi: No no silly, you're doing it all wrong....THIS is how you death glare...*takes out sharingan contact lenses from ebay* Super awesome glare of the bunnie wuffy's waffles! balonie style! With cheese! woot! disco baby!
Everyone: *steps away from itachi* *more fell to their death*
Sakura: So.....
Deidara: hey wanna see my pet birdie?? *smirk*
Sasori: Say no
Sakura: Um...no
Deidara: Awwwww....stupid sasori....why'd you spoil it!
Sasori: Cause we don't wanna get exploded all the way to kenya!
Deidara: *sniffle* Oh fine...
Tobi: Hey guys! *pause* Ohhhh cool akatsuki costumes! It must be a new style!!! *puts on costume* Wheeee I'm now a part of akatsuki!!!
Itachi: Uncle, get lost!!!!
Tobi: respect your elders!!!
Itachi: *glare*
Tobi: *backs off* *falls off* *dies* oh crap...
Zetsu: Sooooo...
Gai: *pops in* Hey guys! sup? *pose*
everyone: OMG!!! The pose of death!!!!!!! *screams* *dies* oh crap...
Gai: ... *sweatdrop*
Me: And the akatsuki lived happily ever after in the underworld...the end!

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Everyone: *dressed in happy fluffy bunnie cosplays* You have GOT to be kidding me!
Oro: mmmm....You know, this costume actually makes me look rather handsome ^^''
Everyone: *takes a step back from orochimaru* *some fell to their death since they ARE standing in the akatsuki property a.k.a. sasuke's house's roof*
Sasuke: Hmm? Did you say something?
Me: nothing^^''
Sakura: Hey guys! *pops up on roof* Happy easter!!!! *pause* Um..what's with the bunnie costume?
Sasori: It makes us sexy....
Kisame: *gives sasori a death glare*
Itachi: No no silly, you're doing it all wrong....THIS is how you death glare...*takes out sharingan contact lenses from ebay* Super awesome glare of the bunnie wuffy's waffles! balonie style! With cheese! woot! disco baby!
Everyone: *steps away from itachi* *more fell to their death*
Sakura: So.....
Deidara: hey wanna see my pet birdie?? *smirk*
Sasori: Say no
Sakura: Um...no
Deidara: Awwwww....stupid sasori....why'd you spoil it!
Sasori: Cause we don't wanna get exploded all the way to kenya!
Deidara: *sniffle* Oh fine...
Tobi: Hey guys! *pause* Ohhhh cool akatsuki costumes! It must be a new style!!! *puts on costume* Wheeee I'm now a part of akatsuki!!!
Itachi: Uncle, get lost!!!!
Tobi: respect your elders!!!
Itachi: *glare*
Tobi: *backs off* *falls off* *dies* oh crap...
Zetsu: Sooooo...
Gai: *pops in* Hey guys! sup? *pose*
everyone: OMG!!! The pose of death!!!!!!! *screams* *dies* oh crap...
Gai: ... *sweatdrop*
Me: And the akatsuki lived happily ever after in the underworld...the end!

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Don't worry, this series is far from over^^ We'll just steal the orochimaru's evil muffin and everyone will be revived...till then, review!!!