naruto and friends adventures by ninaking
Summary: Naruto thinks that there ramen on the moon.
His friends lauging him out.
He´s going make a plan to take back his friends.
Categories: General Fiction > Character-Centric Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1406 Read: 1995 Published: 30/12/04 Updated: 09/01/05

1. The huge RamenBowl by ninaking

2. crying fools by ninaking

The huge RamenBowl by ninaking
'You can see the huge moon.' Thought Naruto. 'Its so beautifull' *grin* 'What could there be? On the moon? It looks like a bowl. Thats It! It´s an RamenBowl! *grin* Hmmmmmm, maybe there´s a lot ramen on the moon. If thats true, i´m going take a spaceshuttle and fly to the moon. I´m so stupid. 12 years old boy thinks there are ramen on the moon.hahahha

Sasuke: 'Yo idiot!'
Naruto: 'Hmmm?'
Sasuke: 'What the hell are you doing in the middle of the night and whats so funny?'
Naruto: ' SASUKE! There are a lot of Ramen on the moon! Lets take a spaceshuttle and fly to the moon! And eat all those Ramen! Just the two of us!
Sasuke: Err? o_O
Naruto: oops I...I Didnt..didnt want to say that!
Sasuke: HAHAHHAH!Ramen on the moon?HAHHA I´d never heard an idiot thing like that!you,,,you idiot! hahah
Naruto: Stop laughing!
Sasuke: ehehhe! Why should I ? hahah
Sakura: Because you woked me up!
Naruto: huh?
Sasuke: Sakura!
Sakura: thats right Sasuke!
Sasuke: oh uhm. I´m sorry, but Naruto told me such an stupid thing! He says that there a lot of ramen on the moon.
Sakura: o_O Ramen on the moon eh?*grin* hahahha
Naruto: STOP LAUGHING! YOU IDIOTS! I´M GOING HOME AND TAKE A NAP!
Sasuke: yeah yeah.And dont forget to dream about the moon whit ramen.And eat the ramen quickly before the alians eat the ramen!!
naruto: Shut up sasuke! ' yelled Naruto. He whas almost home and he whas very mad. I must take back my friends, and i´ve got a great idea! Naruto whas the whole night busy. He cooked a lot of ramen, he build a huge ramenbowl and a spaceshuttle, then he paint it. The spaceshuttle looks very real. The huge ramenbowl whas very great.
All the ramen he cooked dropped Naruto in the bowl. The smell whas so yummie! I cant eat now! I´m must wait for ten minutes. Naruto pushed the woodenspace shuttle outside. hmmmmm. It must look that the space shuttle whas used.

Than he tooked the bowl.wow this is more heavier than I thought! He dropped the bowl next to the shuttle. Now its time to take back my friends! I´m going sit next down the huge ramenbowl and eat!

At that moment Sasuke and Sakura came his way. Naruto waved to his friends..

Sasuke: Yo idiot! What the hell are you doing?
Naruto: Cant you see that Sasuke? I´m eating! hmmm yummie uhhuuhhmm.Those ramen are absolutly...Those ramen are so yummie! The best ramen i´d ever eat!
Sasuke: Let me taste it!

Sasuke´s hand is getting closer and closer to the huge Ramenbowl.He´d almost got a piece of Ramen.But then...

AUWWW!! Why did you bite me! Why did you bite me in my hand!!

Naruto: Those ramen are mine! In the night I flew to the moon whit my space shuttle over there... And on the moon I found this huge Ramen bowl full with ramen!
Sasuke: SO there are Ramen on the moon! Sakura! Lets take Naruto´s shuttle and fly to the moon! And eat all those ramen! just the two of us!
Sakura: I cant believe this! SO you believe naruto?
Sasuke: Well yes! of course! how did he else
came on that huge ramenbowl full whit ramen

sakura: so you, sasuke, wanna fly to the moon with a WOODENBOX! That idiot spaceshuttle is just a woodenbox! just as I thought! youre an IDIOT!
Sasuke: Sakura wait!
Naruto: *slurp* wow she´s mad! hmm?
Sasuke: YOU! I´M..I´M GOING TO KILL YOU NARUTO!
Naruto: sasuke no! I can explain! no please stop! WE´D BETTER COULD EAT THE RAMEN FIRST!!PLEASE!!
Sasuke: okay. but than I kill you!
Sasuke put some ramen in his mounth.
hmmm this is realy the best ramen ever.

????: So after youre dinner you gonna kill youre best friend? What about youre brother?
A huge men stand in the front of sasuke and naruto. A men whit a huge cloak
naruto: who are you?
Sasuke: Naruto no! get away from him! Thats my bro itachi!
Naruto:hmm?
Itta: Shut up foolish little borther!
itta picked up Sasuke and trow him in the huge ramen bowl.
itta:Eat you Pig!
So now its youre turn naruto! He came closer and closer to me. And then he kissed me. I wanna hit him of from me.but he whas to strong to strong for me.

Maybe I whas to hard for Sasuke. I´d better go to him and say sorry. Sakura whas on her way to Naruto´s house.

Itta whas still kissing Naruto. It looks like there whas no end. No end at the kiss.

Sakura: WHAT THE FUCK! I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT YOURE A GAY! OH WELL NARUTO JUST DO I´M NOT HERE! JUST GO ON! AND KISS THAT THAT... UGLY OLD MEN!

Itta: How did you called me young lady?
Sakura: UGLY OLD MEN!
Itta: youre talking to Uchiha Itachi!
The killer!
Sakura: yeah yeah what ever! and i´m talking to the gay!
crying fools by ninaking
Itta: I´M NOT A GAY
Sakura: no? so what are you doing with naruto?
Itta: well uhm nothing
Sakura: sure! Naruto! What is that ugly old man doing with you?
Naruto: didn’t you saw that sakura? He was kissing me! And look what he did to sasuke! He let eat Sasuke all the ramen and now there´s nothing for me! Hmp >_<
Itta: sorry Naruto that my foolish little brother eat all your Ramen! You see! Sasuke is just a pig.
Sakura: o_O what did YOU SAY UGLY OLD MAN!
Itta: don’t call me like that! That’s..thats make me cry! *crying*
Sakura: no no no! stop! Don’t cry! I´m sorry I wont call you ugly old man any more!
Itta: You promise?
Sasuka: yes I promise! But don’t call sasuke a pig!
Itta: okay that’s the deal! You wont call me ugly old man and I wont say pig to sasuke!
Sakura: deal!
Naruto: ahh damn it stop it you fools! I want all those ramen back! Give me those ramen back ittachi! Ore I will cry!
Itta: But I´m not a wizard!
Naruto: *crying*
Itta: okay okay stop crying then!
Itachi went to Sasuke and he put his hand in sasuke´s throat.
Sasuke: arh no I’m going to to…to *bleegh*
All the ramen where lying all over the ground. Ramen from Sasuke´s stomach.
Naruto put his hands in his eyes and looked to the ramen.
Naruto: ITTA YOU BRING ME BACK THE RAMEN! Thanks!
Itta: you not going to eat that..dont you?
Naruto: well of course I’m going to eat that! what was you thinking!
Itta,Sasuke,Sakura: oh I cant see that! I think I’m going home…

Naruto: yahmmie! Hmm strange taste.

10 minutes later

Itachi, Sasuke and Sakura came back to Naruto´s house.

Sasuke: Naruto! Did you eat all those ramen?
Naruto: Yeah yeah of course. But it was a strange taste.
Itta: oh my god. I cant believe this.

‘We must tell him the truth. Whispered Sakura.
Sasuke: you must tell him sakura.
Itta: yeah you!
Sakura: ahh damn it. Okay I will do it!
Naruto: what are you guys talking about?
Sakura: Naruto, I must tell you somethinh.

Oh my god! Sakura wants to tell me something! I know what she´s going to say, of course she going to say: Naruto I love you! *grin*

Naruto: What you want to say sakura?

I cant take it any more, I must tell him.

Sakura: uhm oh damn it! NARUTO YOU´VE ATE RAMEN! RAMEN WHAT CAMES FROM SASUKE STOMICK!
Naruto: What? No! please no!
Sakura: sorry!
Naruto: why did you guys didn’t told me that before! WHY!!!

Naruto run away. Far away. He was very sad. He came in the woods. And there he lay down on a broken tree. And then he’s going too cry.
Thinking about his father. Naruto didn’t know why he was thinking about him. But he wish that his dad whas still alive. And came to him. And helped him with all his problems. And that he give Naruto love.
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