//Kyuubi may I talk to you…?//

\ Yes, what is it…?\

//Is there any possible way I can kill you were you are…?//

\ No, why…?\

//I really want to kill you right now!//

\ I understand that kit, but why…?\

//Why!?! You want to know why!? Will lock at me!//

\ All I see is you heavy with…\ the aggravated blonde raised a eyebrow at the fox in his mind, and the fox smiled in return \ I see, well if you’re blaming it on me, I’d advise you not to! It’s your own fault for making and using that Jutsu…\

//Oh, so it’s my fault! Will I’m sure I wouldn’t be in this state if you hadn’t taken over me!//

\ Now kit, I have a very good reason for that…\

//Right it in your will, I’m not happy! This I can’t forgive! How long will I be like this, can I even stop…//

\ The normal human time or possibly demon time, or hell even fox time…\

//How long…?!// the blonde was very angry, very sick, and had a tremendous head ache.

\ Demons usually last about two months sometimes one, foxes last about five months, and humans I’m sure as you know last nine months.\ (A/N: ^_^ do you get it now…?)

//Which of the options would be more likely…?//

\ Human, and fox, but don’t be discouraged there maybe a chance that since I was controlling you when it was conceived, or more likely them…\

//Wow, wow, you’re giving him too much credit!//

\ How so…?\

//There’s no way he could have you know, multiple kids…//

\ You mean sire multiple children in you…?\

//You’re not helping! Just tell me how he was able, I mean he’s not that much of a man…//

\ So bitter to you’re mate…\ the blonde glared at the evil fuzz ball in his mind, ensuring a very painful death \ See kit, I’ve always wanted children but since my mate died…\

//You’re using my body as a…a… You’re making me bare children for you…? Wait that didn’t sound right! I’m confused, why did you make him do that…?//

\ One kit, I took control of you and gave him consent…Two the kids would be more like grandchildren to me, and three there’s always a chance it could be one month, or two…\

//I hate you! He probably knows about me…//

\ He was shit faced drunk, don’t worry…and yes I know you hate me, so lets get you to that leader brat, and get you some vacation. Though since you’re already showing signs I’d say that it’s going to be one or two months…\

//Really!? Though you said it would be more likely…//

\ It’s all a mystery…\

And so the sick teen shakily got up, and headed for the Hokage’s office. As he entered he saw a woman with very large…ahem, um…that’s awkward…A woman with blondish hair staring at the young blonde as he steadied himself and tried his best to act like everything was normal.

“Brat…what’s wrong you don’t look to well…?” the woman rushed over to her son or brother like figure, and checked his fever, and just plan crowded him.

“I’m fine hag; I just want some vacation time…” Tsunade gave a questioning look, and then checked for fever again.

“You seem alright, but, did you hit your head!?” the woman yelled, and the blonde winced a little, he was started to form a headache and her perfume wasn’t helping. In fact he was ready to throw up! Again!

“I didn’t hit my head I’m serious, and besides I haven’t taken a training vacation in yet, please may I…?”

“Fine, but how long…” the woman didn’t look very happy with this arrangement.

“Maybe five months…”

“FIVE MONTHS!!? NO! That isn’t a training vacation…that’s…that’s…NO!” the woman had a blood vessel ready to pop.

“Please, just this once, please, I really need, I can hardly focus on anything, and I need to clear my head, and besides, I really need time to think things over, things for the future…”

‘Thinking things over for the future…? What!? Since when did Naruto think things over, when did he ever plan ahead…Maybe he really dose need a long vacation…’ the woman gave a reluctant sigh.

“Fine, I’ll give you the five months, when do you…?”

“Now, if possible…” ‘He responded a little too fast, but…’

“Fine, you may go…by the way where are you planning to be staying…?”

“Oh, probably some where in the forest…” ‘The forest, what the hell?!’

“Why the forest, brat!?”

“I think better in the forest…Why…?” the old woman shook her head, and motioned for the teen to leave.

“Naruto, be careful! There are a lot of creeps out there that would try to get their hands on an innocent little fifteen year old! And don’t forget that the Akatsuki is after you…!” The blonde teen smiled, sighed, and nodded.

“I’ll be careful Tsunade-sama…” ‘Tsunade-sama, something must be wrong…or maybe he’s just growing up…Naruto, be careful!’

Team seven was waiting on the bridge as usually and everything was normal. Kakashi hadn’t shown up yet, Sakura was attached to Sasuke’s arm gushing over him, Sasuke was glaring at the world in general, and Naruto was going to come bounding up and annoying Sakura by asking her out. Though today was different, and not a normal day. Sasuke had a hangover from sixteenth birthday party, which was the loud blonde’s idea along with the equally loud Kiba, though the loud blonde wasn’t here yet. Which was strange for he was always here shortly after Sakura or Sasuke came here; and he was two hours late! They waited another hour when their perverted sensei popped up in a puff of smoke and said “Yo”.

“YOU’RE LATE!!!!” Sakura was the only one to yell this for the blonde still wasn’t here! ‘What the hell! Why is Sakura the only one to yell at me, where’s Naruto…?’ the well known pervert didn’t come up with an excuse just stared at where Naruto should be pointing an accusing finger. The man looked over and saw Sauske wincing and holding his head, telling Sakura to “shut the hell up!” The pink haired female looked a bit hurt but perked up again. The sensei finally decided to speak.

“Where’s Naruto…?” the two teens looked over to where Naruto usually was and saw no one.

“Where the heck…?” Sakura said in that high annoyingly loud voice, which made Sasuke wince, and hold his head tighter, feeling as though it was going to explode.

“Shut up! You’re too loud, your voice is too high, just shut up!” the pink haired girl was taken aback by her crush’s words. The girl looked like at him and opened her mouth but closed and kept repeating this, till she just closed her mouth, and walked over to her sensei. She beckoned him over, and then whispered in his ear.

“He’s a little grumpy…if you couldn’t tell; he found some girl and well…” Kakashi’s eye widened. “She left him without a trace too, so… He woke up alone this morning, though I doubt he remembers he was so wasted…” the blonde giggled a little at this, and Kakashi turned to her.

“And how would you know this…?” Sasuke sat back and looked confusedly at the conversation the two were having before him that seemed so secret. He saw Sakura blush and smile slyly, then go back to whispering in Kakashi’s ear. It was so quiet he couldn’t hear it, just like before.

“Well, Kiba could smell it…and Ino saw the girl come out of the Uchiha compound really early in the morning, she was out on her morning jog you see… Word travels fast… To bad he won’t remember,” Sakura smiled knowingly at Sasuke, and so did Kakashi, but then they remembered the matter at hand.

“So does anyone know where Naruto is, Kakashi asked in a quiet tone, not to make Sasuke feel like his head was being split open. The two teens shrugged. Kakashi sighed. “Sasuke go to his apartment and try to find him, and then try the Hokage monument; Sakura go look at Ichiraku’s, and the few other haunts of his…I’m going to wait here and if he you still can’t find him we’re going to the Hokage’s office, it seems odd that he isn’t here…” Kakashi trailed off. The two teens ran off to their destinations.

**Naruto’s house- three hours ago**

“Big baggy clothes, cleaning supplies, books (A/N: I’m a nerd! Books are important!), pillows, blankets…tooth brush, tooth paste, shampoo conditioner, and a blonde wig with big dresses. What else besides food do I need…? Oh yeah, seals to keep intruders out! Maybe I should get some paper and a pencil just incase the old hag wants me to write to her. Okay now I just need to go to the store and buy some food!” and so the blonde left his home locking the door, and heading for the town market.

About half an hour later he was at the edge of Konoha, and stared out. He had bought many different kinds of food, and he bought enough for a week. He started out, but soon got tired, and had more morning sickness.

//I really hate you Kyuubi, this is your entire fault! Also if this pregnancy last more than five months I’m really going to kill you, and or kill these kits even if I don’t want to!//

\ Kit, you wouldn’t, they’re your kits, even if you weren’t in control when they were conceived, and you didn’t give him your consent, though I did so…\

//You’re not me! Just shut up, it’s all your fault!//

About one hour later the blonde took a rest, his morning sickness done for the day, and he decided to eat. After a half hour he continued again. After another hour he came to a small town on the outskirts of Konoha, though they didn’t have much to do with ninjas, and not many ninjas were assigned jobs. ‘I wonder how everyone’s doing back home…?’

**Naruto’s home- present time**

Sasuke reached the blonde’s home, and when he tried the door it was locked. ‘Did he finally take our advice…?’ Next the dark haired teen went outside and tried the windows; luckily the bathroom window was open, though the others were locked. ‘Weird why did he leave this one unlocked…Ah!’ just when the Uchiha heir got through the window he saw why. He fell straight into the toilet. His eye was twitching, and was annoyed that the blonde left the toilet seat up! ‘Wait don’t girls get annoyed with that…?’

The annoyed Uchiha with a hangover of the millennia walked out of the bath room feet wet, along with a good majority of his leg. His eye still twitching and his head killing him, feeling like he split it open or something. When he walked in he was greeted with some trash scattered across the floor, ‘cleaner than I expected. Now to find the dobe…’ He looked around the three room apartment. Finally he checked the bedroom. The only thing strange he saw was that there were no scattered clothes on the ground like he expected, and several pictures were faced down, actually they were the only pictures the blonde had.

Sasuke walked over to the face down picture on the night stand and flipped it up. It was a picture of the team seven with Kakashi, then next picture he saw was one of the guys…Shino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Lee, Neji, Naruto and himself, oh and Kakashi was in the background. The next two pictures had Kakashi, Sakura, and himself, and in one of the last pictures there was the Tsunade who joined their group along with Naruto.

“What the heck, why were your pictures faced down…?” Sasuke left the blondes apartment the same way he came, except this time he put the seat down before he stepped on it. “Next the Hokage mountain (A/N: sorry if I said monument, I think they’re same thing right…? Oh well)” Once Sasuke reached there he saw no one, but did see why Naruto must like this place so much. “The views amazing…” the stoic Uchiha breathed, ‘Wait why did I say that…?’ Sasuke left and went back to the bridge…

Sakura had even less luck all she heard was that the old man who ran Ichiraku’s said he hadn’t seen his best customer for a while. She also headed back, not seeing anything out of the norm.

“So, I see no luck…Come on we’re heading for the Hokage’s office…” When they finally reached the Hokage’s office Tsunade was buried in paperwork.

“Um…Hokage-sama…?” the woman looked up and eyed Kakashi, and then her eyes widened.

“OH, um…Why are you her,” she paused and saw the concern and worry in the teachers eye. “OH, didn’t Naruto tell you all…?” their jaws dropped and they looked at her with wide eyes, well Sasuke just winced and glared at the woman. “I’ll take that as a no, well Naruto has taken a break…”

“What?!”

“Agh! Sakura not so loud!” the Uchiha clutched his head.

“How long will he be gone…?” Kakashi asked in a quieter voice.

“He said five months…”

“FIVE MONTHS!?!” all three of them shouted, which in turn made the Uchiha want to be sick, and wished his head wasn’t feeling like it was about to explode.

“Yes, he said he needed to think…” ‘Oh, shit…I was just trying to make them…What if he found out, what if…oh shit!’ (A/N: you try to figure out who the guilty one is…)

“Sasuke was there anything weird about his apartment…?”

“Besides being cleaner than I thought…?” they nodded, and the dark haired teen continued, “He locked his door, and locked all his windows except for the one right above the toilet…”

“That would explain why your pant leg is wet…”

“Thank you Kakashi!” the teen rolled his eyes and continue, “also all of his pictures were faced down…”

“That’s odd, well let’s all go check by there soon okay…” With that they left the house, and headed toward Naruto’s.

The blonde walked through the town; he had on his blonde wig, which had hair down to his shoulders. He was wearing a baggy shirt, and jeans that hung low on his hips and sandals. He had put some cover-up just encase anyone was out looking for him and asked if they had seen a blonde with whiskers; remember the Akatsuki is after him… He really looked a lot like a girl, sadly…He had such a lithe small frame, and his face was round and soft like so he really, really looked like a girl. As he walked through the street he often times smiled sweetly at the villagers that smiled at him. He stopped by a few woman asked them various things about the city.

“Oh yes dear it’s a wonderful town, it’s very peaceful. I’m sure you and your baby will be just fine here,” the blonde smiled at the kind woman who he was talking to. He had been working with Kyuubi on how to sound and act like a woman, so he tested this out.

“Oh, thank you, I just need to find a place to stay, I don’t have too much money with me… and I’m sure I couldn’t stay to term in a hotel…”

“Oh, no of course not! Now dear, why are you all alone…?” the blonde sighed and looked down, “Oh, no, did he leave you…?” the blonde gave a sad nod, “Oh honey…Will I know a house, it’s abandoned, and it’s a real fixer upper, but I’m sure you’ll be safe there, is he looking for you…?”

“Yes, he…he says I can’t have his child, so he’s most likely going to try to do something…He’ll probably make me give it up when it’s born…” the woman he was talking to looked shocked, and sad.

“Well dear, don’t you worry, what does he look like…?”

“I don’t want to think about him, it still hurts…”

“Well dear you don’t have to, was he a ninja…” the woman sounded excited, ecstatic at the thought, and the blonde sadly nodded. “Oh my! I’ll gather some of the women and we’ll go up to the house together, though you may need some protection…”

“I knew a thing or two from my…” the blonde made his eyes darken a little, and the woman said “oh”, when the blonde continued. “I have seals and various other object that will be able to protect me…Thank I think I may need as much help as possible right now…thank you, oh I nearly what was your name again…?” the blonde sweetly asked this, and spoke in a soft tone.

“Oh, it’s Akiko Satou, and what was your name dear…?”

“Oh, my name is Nari Uoya; it’s very kind of you Satou-san…”

“No dear, you don’t have to call me Satou-san, please call me Akiko…” the woman smiled brightly at the blonde which the blonde gave a bright smile back.

So the blonde along with Akiko and five other women went up near the forest near the edge of the town and went in the very old home. It was small dusty, and would need much repair.

“So Nari-chan how are you feeling…?” one of the woman with black hair asked, her name was Juri.

“Fine really, just tried…” Juri smiled knowingly.

“So how far a long are you…?” a woman called Leyu who had brown hair smiled, at the blonde who was swamped with questioning, though they were kind enough to speak one at a time.

“I don’t it seems to go so fast…” the blonde rubbed his still flat stomach. //Wow, I already have morning sickness and woman questioning me about it and my love life, and I’m not even through the first morning…It’s your entire fault…//

\ Yes, yes blame me…\

“Nari-chan was he really a ninja!?” a woman with green eyes and black hair asked excitedly, here name was Suzume.

“Sadly…” the whole batch of women “oh” at that.

“Is he really that heartless…?” the woman had red hair, her name was Yuiko.

“Yes…he doesn’t want me to bare this child…then again I am very young, thank you for being understanding…”

“It’s not a problem at all dear, though why wouldn’t he want such a fine flower like you is beyond me…” the last woman had sliver hair, her name was Haruko.

“He just doesn’t understand…” they said “oh” again, and patted her on the back. Then they finally got to work on the house. The only time they took breaks were for lunch, and every now and then they’d make the blonde sit down and have an apple.

//These women are so kind to me…I suppose that’s the only thing I’m grateful for because of you! I’ll never be able to look at him the same without wanting to cut his balls off!//

\ That was a bit too graphic for me Nari!\

//Shove it! Fur ball, you did this!//

\ You’ll look so cute all plump, your mate would probably love to mount…\

//I’m going to pretend I didn’t just hear that! Pervert fox…//

“Nari-chan” the blonde was drawn out of his conversation with his tenant.

“Yes Suzume-chan?”

“We have your bedroom finished, and the kitchen, it’s getting late, you should eat, and we’ll leave you. Umm…”

“Yes…?”

“Well we were wondering if…um…”

“Wondering what…?”

“Would you be mad if we got some extra help, don’t worry I’m sure the other women would love to help you, after all you’re so young, and with this situation I’m sure you need all the support you can get…”

“Oh thank you Suzume-chan…”

“Not a problem at all! Now go it, you need all the strength you can get with that baby!” the woman shooed her into the kitchen were she was given a dinner, by the end of this long tiring day the blonde said his good byes and thank you to the women. He flopped down on his made bed and sighed, it was going to be long. He was already having morning sickness, it was only the first day!

//Kyuubi is this bad…?//

\ What…?\

//How fast I’m progressing…?//

\ Well you probably have multiple kits, so not really, it’s a little unusual but some demons are so fast in progressing to term they’re already gaining weight the first week.\

//Alright…night, but this is still all your fault Kyuubi!//

\ Yes I know.\ with the blondes conversation done he went to bed, ready for the long day ahead.

**Morning when Naruto reached village- Naruto’s house in Konoha**

“See these are the pictures…” ‘Strange Sasuke’s in each one…’ the three accompanying Sasuke all thought.

‘Is it because we made them try to get together…?’

‘Did I do this; is he made at Sauske…?’

“Umm…I’m going to go somewhere,” the three said leaving Sauske alone in Naruto’s apartment.

“Okay, guess that means trainings over, time to go home” ‘Why was I speaking out loud?!’

So the confused left out Uchiha left and went toward his home.

**some where in Konoha**

“What do you mean, it was fool proof!?”

“We were dealing with fools you know! Of course it didn’t work, Pig!”

“Kakashi what did you do…?”

“I did what I was told Nara!”

“Oh sure and that’s why every picture of Sasuke was face down!”

“I swear Godaime!” (A/N: sorry if it’s spelled wrong)

“Fine, well Sakura, did you do…?”

“Yes Akimichi, I did as I was told, it should have worked!”

“I just don’t understand! It should have worked!”

“I know Neji, I know!”

“Um…um…was-wasn’t, Na-Nar-Naruto-k-kun in uh…the sexy…Jut-Jutsu…?”

“Yeah he was Hinata, so…does it do anything to the body…?” everyone in the small room turned to the only person that knew the Jutsu, and the pre-teen sighed.

“Sexy no Jutsu!”

“Hinata do the Byakugan, and see what you can…” Hinata did as she was told, and fainted at what she saw, “what does that mean…?”

Two hours later they found out,

“You had a- an Ut-uterus!”

“A Uterus…!” everyone shouted this at the Hyuuga heiress. She nodded shakily.

“Oh shit! Then that means…Oh my lord! Everyone has a mission we must find Naruto, before any Akatsuki members do, we’ll send a different team each week!”

“Why is it that Hokage-sama…?”

“He probably shouldn’t be traveling since he’ll be with possibly child. That would explain why he needed to think things over…”

‘Shit, we screwed up!’

‘Why did he have to drink so much!?’ another guilty person thought.

“Nara, you’re old team will be going first, since he shouldn’t be feeling the morning sickness, though I…unless Kyuubi told him…” the woman shook her head. “You three along with your instructor will be going the first month, Kakashi you’re team will go next month, and Iruka you may go with them. Third month will be Gai’s team, fourth will be Hinata your team, and if no one finds him then I’ll go. Also if you do find him watch him, and make sure he’s safe. Stay with him and give a note telling us this!”

“Yes” and so the little private meeting with everyone at Sasuke’s sixteenth birthday party the other night, with the exception of the blonde and the birthday boy himself. So with the meeting done they went off, and Ino’s team left to try to find Naruto.

“We’ve been searching for the past two days with out rest, can we please stop!?”

“God Shika! Stop complaining, what if Naruto got abducted in his fragile state, what if…?”

The three males toned out the platinum blonde. Sadly (for the lazy Chunin) they continued, they reached rice by this time, which was probably too far for Naruto to have gone, but they questioned people around there if they had seen a blonde woman… (A/N: they assumed Kyuubi told him about the pregnancy) though they had no luck.

At the end of the month they came back reporting that there were no reports of the blonde in the bordering countries, and if they saw the blonde they were to report it. So the first month was a waste for them, though as for the blonde in question it was exciting considering he just moved into the place that had no ninjas…

**small town where Naruto is staying- month ago**

The blonde woke up the next morning and went straight to the bathroom. He was in there for about half an hour just throwing out what he last ate; when he was done he brushed his teeth, and took a bath. When he was done he put his wig on his foundation and dressed in some more jeans and another baggy shirt. He put his clothes from yesterday in the clothes basket he set out as a hamper and started to clean a little. His stomach was grumbling but the thought of eating the food made him want to be sick even more.

//Hate you Kyuubi, it’s all your fault! I can’t eat in the mornings, and I’m always so tired…I hate you…//

\ It’s common, don’t worry, and I know you hate me, you’ve said that yesterday a lot too…\

//Are you being smart with me! Huh, ‘cause if you are…//

\ You’re having mood swings, listen to your self! You should be mad at our mate…\

//Argh! Stop saying mate, and what’s “our” suppose to mean! Huh?! Ungrateful, horny, perverted fur ball, baka! You were the one that slept with him! You used my body and…and…Urgh! I hate you, it’s all your fault I’m pregnant, Kyuubi!//

\ I know, you’ve said that fifteen times! Besides why are you so unhappy with your body’s mate…? It was so amusing hearing him pant and moan about our delicious warm heat…\

//Ew, ew, stop, I don’t want to hear this!//

There was a knock on the door, which the blonde was great full for. He opened it slightly to see ten women this time, and smiled. He undid the seal around the door, and let the ten women in, then he sealed the door back again. The four new women all had black hair and redish eyes, ‘wait whoa, red tinted eyes…? What the…’ The blonde must have been staring at their eyes and the women giggled.

“We’re demons…”

“What?!” the blonde looked dumbfounded at the four women, and then they elaborated.

“See our great, great, great grandmother was a demon from a powerful all female tribe,” said the one who spoke the first time, whose name the blonde believed was Jyaeshika.

“So where full blooded, considering that all our grandfathers were ningen,” the one right of the first to speak, whose name was Kasurin. The blonde looked lost at here, though her sister next to her elaborated.

“With our race our blood either dominates or is taken over. That was why our great, great, great grandmother mated a ningen,” her name was Kiyoko. The final sister finished the small story.

“Since that happened our full demon blood continued, though it was only through the women in our family…Though once a male has a girl that was from our family that girl will have the demon blood…it’s confusing,” her name was Amaya. The only way the blonde could tell the difference between the sisters was their clothing. Each one had a different color, and the blonde later found out as the week progressed that the sisters wore only clothes in those colors.

The blonde had a daily routine; wake up, throw up for half an hour, brush teeth, take bath, change into disguise, wait for women to come up, clean, be forced to eat, rest, clean, eat a big lunch, clean a little more, rest, work on repairs, eat a big dinner, usher women out, get ready for bed, double check seals, blame Kyuubi, and go to bed. Then this cycle would repeat. This continued for about two weeks once they finished all repairs and finished cleaning.

“So Nari-chan you home is clean, and livable! Look at you, you look nearly four months!”

“Really Akiko-san, I guess I’m finally showing…thank you all so much!”

“Don’t worry dear, it was a pleasure, well come by a lot, you know just to check up on you and make sure you eat breakfast,”

“And keep it down, don’t forget keep it down, Leyu!”

“Thank you Kiyoko for reminding me and Leyu…” the blonde smiled sweetly. It was amazing these women were so kind even when he snapped at them during his “little” mood swings they kept comforting him. He unconsciously started to rub his slightly bulging stomach. The women cooed over it, and all started to pat the blondes bulging tummy.

“Well bye…Thank you again, I don’t think I could have gone through cleaning that horror…!” the women giggled, and six of them left, which only left the demon sisters who were staring intently at the young blonde. “Um…Kiyoko-san, Kasurin-san, Amaya-san, Jyaeshika-san what is it…? Is something wrong…?”

“Oh no Kyuubi vessel…” the blonde paled at this, and started to back towards his home.

“Oh no, dear don’t worry, we would never hurt you, please forgive Kasurin-chan she wasn’t thinking!”

“Well then how do you all know…Jyaeshika-san how do you four know…?”

“We’re demons remember, Nari-chan, or is it Nari-kun…?”the blonde gasped, and then started to back away toward his home, but was cut off by the four female demons encircling him.

“Why do you wanna know…? Why are…” the blonde was starting to have a panic attack.

“No dear, please calm down, we use to follow Kyuubi-sama, we would never hurt his vessel, and neither extract him from you, besides we don’t know how to do either. Please Nari-chan calm down,” Kiyoko’s voice was soothing, and calmed the blonde down a bit, though he was still very afraid.

“Why” was the quiet question.

“We want to help you; we can tell it will probably be at least two months till the birth, so let us help you, and keep check of the fetuses progress,” Amaya said in a soothing voice, and the blonde fully relaxed and agreed.

“Thank you…” the blonde whispered, and was then lead inside where he slept for most of the day only waking him for his large meals (dinner, lunch).

So now the blonde had a new routine; wake up, throw up for half an hour, brush teeth, take bath, change into disguise, wait for women to come up, prod and question him, force him to eat, relax do simple chores, read for ever, eat a large lunch, have the demon sisters check progress of triplets (Yes they found out how many), lounge/read baby books, do breathing exercises, do simple stretches, eat big dinner, read, get ready for bed, blame Kyuubi for contractions and lower back pains, sleep, toss and turn to find comfortable position, then finally go back to sleep, and repeat. This happened for the rest of the month and a week into the next when all things went straight to hell!

The blonde woke up, no longer having morning sickness, at a big breakfast and looked in the mirror at the extremely large tummy. He couldn’t even see his feet, though that was a week a go when he lost that ability, he was now even bigger! The blonde then changed and did morning routines (again got over morning sickness!), and headed out the door, putting on a hat to block out the sun’s blistering rays. Today the very large blonde had on a dress considering that no jeans would fit him, and most shirts wouldn’t cover the seal that was always active on his stomach.

He was beautiful as all the men in the small town would say, they also said they wished their wives looked like that when pregnant, and the women just giggled and told him that after they beat their husbands senseless. The blonde was in so much pain! With so much weight in front he often times got over balanced and starts to fall, other times it puts so much pressure on his lower back he starts to cry and that takes a lot of pain considering what he went through. Finally his hips! That was the killing point. He could hardly stand, Kyuubi was constantly feeding chakra to those bones trying to make them accustomed to the weight, and the chakra also eased some of it so the blonde could at least walk and stand for a little while with out crying too much. Each step was agony, but he held it all in and smiled.

The demon sisters often times came to his side and helped him walk to the store or to the bookstore (A/N: remember #1 dork, or loser! *points at self*), and everything was going perfect even through all the pain. The blonde still blamed everything on Kyuubi, who just shrugged it off and squealed at how big he was. God did the blonde hate that fox! How he wished he could wring his neck!

Though all that simplicity changed the next day when the women came to check on him, and the news they brought gave him a panic attack. He wanted to die, oh how he wanted to die!

(A/N: and remember someone tell me what age he was!)

**Konoha week ago**

“Well obviously since he wasn’t in the surrounding countries he must still be in fire, just not in Konoha…”

“Yeah, so…? Where are you going at Sasuke-kun there are just as many villages and abandoned homes throughout Fire!”

“I understand where you’re going both of you, but I know that what ever village it is they must not know about Kyuubi otherwise they’d have told ninjas about him…”

“Yes, but Kakashi there’s a number a villages in Fire that don’t have anything to do with ninjas, there a some villages that give jobs for ninjas, there is a possibility that he’d be in one of those settlements…”

“Iruka has a point, I’ll go search in the east, Sakura you could search in the south, Kakashi you could search in west, and Iruka you could search in the north. What do you guys say, is it a plan…?”

“Yeah” the three others agreed.

“Though if we find him what then, we’ll need to contact you guys so…I guess we should probably tell Konoha, and they’ll send some one to get us,” the only Chunin said.

“Sounds like a plan, let’s move!” with that the four ninja left for their directions.

Sakura’s first village to cross that didn’t have ninjas was three days away, though there was no sign of the blonde friend. Kakashi also didn’t have much luck, he ran into three that were all three days away. Iruka saw no villages in the three days, but Sasuke ran into five his first day, then another two, and on the third day he ran into only one. Still no one had any luck, so they all continued; it was on Sasuke’s way back from the boarder of Fire in the east, that he ran into a small village maybe a day’s journey from Konoha.

“Excuse me…?”

“Akiko Satou, young man, and you are…?”

“Uchiha Sasuke, Satou-san…” he gave a small nod, and the woman smiled. “I’m missing a friend…” the dark haired teen was cut off as a woman ran up to Satou-san.

“Satou-san, the sisters say that Nari-chan will have triplets! They even say there might be two girls!”

“Oh that’s fabulous!” the woman gave a small squeal, then as though she just remembered turned to the dark haired ninja, and smiled. “I’m sorry Uchiha-san I must be going…”

“Wait, please I just have a question…” the woman sighed but gestured for the teen to continue, “See a dear friend of mine is on leave and we’re worried about…”

“And what would I know…”

“Will my friend is a blonde who has very blue eyes, I was wondering if you might have seen…”

“A blonde with very blue eyes there aren’t many left…”

“My friends fifteen, I was hoping that…”

“That your friend was here, well there isn’t a blonde whose fifteen with blue eyes here, so you might want to move along,” the woman’s voice was bitter and dripped venom, which made the stoic Uchiha’s interest peak. ‘Naruto must be here, and whose this Nari, it sounds like some cover up name he’d make, though at least it wasn’t Naruko! I wonder, maybe he’s here…I should probably see what I can, though first I’m going to tell the others…’ So the raven haired teen nodded a goodbye to the two snappish women and went off to mail a note telling them he thinks he knows where Naruto was.

Those two women raced up to get to the blonde, and upon reaching there they cooed over the blonde’s large tummy and the triplets. Then went over names,

“You should name some of them after things from your old village Nari-chan!”

“You’re right Suzume-chan I should!” the blonde gave a thoughtful look, “Let’s see, a few old friends of mine were Sakura, Lee, TenTen, Neji, Gaara…” the blonde was interrupted by a few women who all asked the same question.

“Gaara Kazekage!?” the blonde nodded a response. Then the women had to coo over that too.

“There was Kiba, Hinata, Konohamaru, Haku –though he was from mist- Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Sasuke, though I’d never name my kid after that bastard, there was Sai too, though he was also a bastard,” the blonde finished still looking thoughtfully.

“Um…Sasuke wouldn’t happen to be Sasuke Uchiha…?”

“Yes, why do you ask…?”

“Well he asked me if his blonde blued eyed friend was here…” the blonde paled and looked ill.

“And what did you say…?” the blonde looked ready to faint.

“That there wasn’t any fifteen year old blonde with very blue eyes here! Is he…?” the blonde opened his mouth to object though closed it and a strong wave of sadness overtook him. He broke down and started to cry.

//Damn you Kyuubi, damn you to hell…//

\ Already have been, try something new!\

//I can’t believe I’m crying it’s your entire fault for sleeping with that bastard! Kyuubi did you ever think about the outcome of your actions…?! It’s all your, fault Kyuubi that I’m in all this pain, and I’m crying all the time, I hate you!//

\ I know kit, I know, it’s just the hormones that are making you cry…\

//That might be why I’m crying but I still would feel like the world was falling down even if I wasn’t crying! Why did you have to sleep with that bastard, why that bastard!?//

\ Kit…\ ‘It’s no use, and why does he call our mate a bastard…? Does he think it’s really that Uchiha…Oh my he doesn’t know! Maybe I should tell him…though I am a sadist so…’ a twisted smile started to form on the fox’s face, and I freaked the blonde out even more.

“Nari-chan it’s all right we won’t let the bastard touch you!” they all tried to sooth the troubled pregnant teen.

“Why did he have to show up, I sent a letter to Tsunade yesterday, why is she so worried…? Why did she have send him, is she trying to make my life hell?!” the woman tried to comfort him even more, and eventually the blonde ate his lunch, then slept for a long time. Crying and going through an emotional dilemma like that was hell. So the blonde slept for a long time, and was woken by the sisters forcing him to eat a big dinner, and the blonde just went right back to sleeping once he shooed the women out and sealed his home.

The next day the other three ninjas were on their way there. It took a day and in that day the Uchiha tried to figure out which house was this Nari woman’s house and it literally took him the whole day to figure it out. Through that day the blonde went through his normal routine, though refrained from leaving the house. Finally Sakura, Kakashi and Iruka where in this small village.

“So you found Naruto…?”

“Yeah, well I think I did, I’m pretty positive, he’s using this name Nari Uoya. I know the house though the women keep glaring at me, and look like they want to kill me. Though I don’t know what I’ve done to offend them,” the teen looked thoughtful, though the other three ninjas knew exactly why.

“Um…Sauske remember your birthday party…?”

“NO Sakura I don’t remember,” the teen snapped still mad his friends made him drink so much!

“Oh well…um…never mind let’s just find Naruto…”so the four ninjas headed off to find their teammate. About two minutes later Sakura was knocking on the door of a small house, and Sasuke was hiding in a tree. It took about ten minutes till someone answered the door, and what they all say shocked them. There stood the most breathtaking site, well to the three men there.

In the door way was a blonde teen, who wore a simple blue dress, what was the most breathtaking was the size of the girls very noticeable stomach. She looked well past nine months; it was surprising she could walk with out falling over. She was slime though her body had some weight on it besides in the tummy area. Her hair was long pulled into a bun, and her emotional blue eyes looked all of them, though their was pain in the eyes they were masked by happiness. She was small, but then the female of the small squad had to ruin the moment.

“Naruto! You’re so pregnant! Take off that cover-up right now, and take off that stupid wig! Come on let’s find something…”

“Who are you,” the voice was sweet but it was as cold as ice at the same time.

“Naruto! Stop this please, we want to help…we know it’s you…please we’ve been worried sick!”

“I don’t…”

“Don’t give me that bullshit! Naruto please…” the blonde sighed.

“Fine, but I really don’t feel like talking much…” the blonde did something that none of them could see, and Sasuke jumped down from his hiding place and went over to the others. It took all the blonde had not to cry at the sight of his old time rival and old best friend.

The blonde let them all in, and moved toward the kitchen. His voice was weary as it drifted over to the living room, “do you want anything to drink…?”

“Umm… Sure,” Sakura replied for the group, though she got up and went into the kitchen to help the burdened blonde. Kakashi was biting his lip when he got up and went to help as well. The three that were in the kitchen helped the blonde make some tea and Sakura carried it out while Kakashi helped the blonde get to the small living room. Sakura set down five cups, and handed one to each person.

“Thank you,” was the quiet reply. Three guilty people more some than others were looking down afraid. The mood was tense which the Uchiha heir didn’t know why.

“Um…Naruto you could’ve, uh…um…why didn’t you…you know we’d…” the Uchiha was having trouble thinking up what to say. Image your best MALE friend pregnant, and I mean very pregnant! “Who long…?” the teen was wincing, he couldn’t form any of the other questions, and he knew most would be inappropriate.

“A month and a week, what now you wanna know why I took leave, you want to know who did this?! Let me guess all of you are thinking this right!?” the blonde gave a hissing breath, and started to wince. He put his hands on the sides of his giant tummy, started to rub it. “Please don’t kick,” the blonde winced more, the blonde then tried to get breathing under control, and tried to calm down. Sakura put a hand on his back, rubbing it slightly.

“Naruto, I’m sure that was just the hormones and your baby…”

“Babies…three right…?” the blonde glared at the shocked Uchiha, and threw his tea at the older teen. The dark haired teen just had his eye twitching, and tried to ignore the scalding liquid that had landed in his lap, but gave up. So the Uchiha prodigy started to choke out words, “Naruto…why…that…” the Uchiha actually started to whimper. Three of the other ninjas in the room where trying not to laugh saying that it wasn’t his fault, but damn was that funny! The blonde just started to laugh, he was happy to laugh at that bastard.

//Finally got that bastard! Why the hell did you sleep with him?!//

\ …\

//Kyuubi…?//

\ …\

“So Naruto, do you know if they’re girls are boys, or a mixture…?” the Jounin asked.

“Well they think there might be at least two girls…”

“Did you get an ultrasound…?”

“No I haven’t Iruka,”

“Well how do you know they’re okay, you know there are a million things that could happen, and if you don’t take vitamins, and if you…”

“Iruka I know!” the blonde smiled a little, ‘Even when I’m pregnant he acts like he’s my mother…’ “I’ve been taking vitamins, doing stretches, breathing exercises, and I know how many complications can happen just because the chromosomes,” the Chunin smiled, got up and walked over to the blonde. He hugged his ex-student, and rubbed his back.

“I’m glad you’re safe Naruto…I’m glad…”

“Um…Naruto, if you said you’re only two months along, then um…why are you so plump?” the blonde refilled his cup and put it to his lips once Iruka went back to sitting by Sakura, the blonde threw his tea at Kakashi which got a direct contact with the pervert’s lap!

“Opps! Um…well considering certain…um…past events, events that happened soon after I was born…um…made my pregnancy have three different terms…” Iruka and Kakashi’s eyebrows reached their hair, and Sakura and Sasuke just looked at him like he was crazy.

“Oh…I understand…um…” the Jounin was interrupted by a knock at the door, which the blonde took a long time to stand up for. Then he waddled over to the door, and did something that they again didn’t see, and opened the door, though the red eyes she saw were not the right red eyes. He was glad he didn’t take Sakura’s advice and take his disguise off. The blonde didn’t look at the eyes he knew were spinning.

“Um…Hello…? Do I know you…?” the man slightly shook his head. ‘Strange I feel like I know that chakra from somewhere…damn I wish I could see!’ (A/N: Itachi’s blind, right…? Or is he just loosing his eyesight…?) “Oh, are you Amaya’s daughter…?” ‘Don’t get mad, there are other chakra signatures in her stomach, wait is there a seal…there is…hmm…’ the man shook his head again, facial expression not changing. “Oh, I’m sorry for that accusation…um…who are you then…? What brings you to my temporary home…?” the blonde said sweetly, thankful that he had set the seal up again.

//Lord knows how fortunate I was to remember to activate that seal again before opening the door.//

Hey, Kit…

//Oh so now you speak when an S-class criminal is standing right outside my seal around this house, and is probably going to force you out of me!//

You’re getting over emotional, besides I don’t think this Uchiha brat knows it’s you anyway…

//But can’t he see…//

I heard a rumor that he was blind… Though any who, I can’t understand if the seal was up that he didn’t recognize your or anyone else’s chakra signatures when the seal was still inactive. Maybe he’s getting old…

//Kyuubi he’s not that old, close to Kakashi’s age right…?//

Sure… ‘Yes, Kakashi’s not that old, very attractive, doesn’t my kit like him…not just in a teacher student way…? Oh well’ another sly smile spread over the foxes face.

“My name isn’t that important, though tell me, why are you here…? Who are you…?”

“Oh, well it’s impolite to ask for ones name and not tell your own…” the blonde smiled, hoping that he could feel that she was being kind, or with children…

“Very well, my name is Uchiha Itachi…and yours…?” ‘Twice this girl made me want my eye to twitch.’

“My name is Uoya Nari, and what brings you here, Uchiha-sama…?” the blonde smiled again, hoping that the warm smile might be felt by the other.

“Not much, just that…” he trailed off; the blonde really didn’t like his voice. It was so emotionless, no caring no nothing. He wanted to shiver but forced himself not to. He was amazed that Sasuke hadn’t jumped up and did something stupid…

“Hmm…?” the blonde looked confusedly, even though knowing that the other probably couldn’t see it.

“The organization I’m a part of stays here every now and then, tell me why are you here…?” he said that again in the emotionless voice.

“Just waiting for my babies to be born, and hiding from their sire…Is there a problem with me staying here…?” the blonde was rubbing his stomach, and that was the truth, he truly was trying to hide from their sire, though the bastard just had to find him anyways!

“Babies…?” he gave a hollow laugh, and this time the blonde did shiver, ‘God he creeps me out!’

“Yes, I’m with children…And I truly wish they won’t be found out by their sire…Uchiha-sama, if there is a problem with me staying here, I suppose I could possibly…”

“I'm not so cruel as to let such a heavily burdened mother to be, move any and all belongings she may have brought with…” (A/N: Yes I’m making Itachi nice, get over it if you don’t like it; he’s cool, and hot!) The blonde keeping up with his act blushed sweetly, and giggled a little.

“That is very kind of you Uchiha-sama, I’m very grateful…” he smiled sweetly again. The Akatsuki member just nodded.

“Uoya-san what keeps you from your husband…?” he said in his emotionless uncaring voice, though it almost sounded sincere.

“Besides that he’s a bastard and I’m not married to him!? Oh my, I didn’t mean to sound so informal… please excuse my behavior…”

“No, it’s quite alright, no harm done,” he still spoke in that clam, cold, emotionless voice. “Uoya-san…are you afraid of that man…?” the blonde looked up, not making eye contact but still looking at his face. He blushed trying to keep the act up.

“Please we’re speaking so informal and personal, I feel it makes no sense to call me Uoya-san…” the stoic man in front of the blonde nodded, and the corner of his mouth started to twitch up...

“Very well, Nari-chan…?” there was very little indication that it was a question but the blonde nodded, saying yes. “Why are you afraid, if I'm not jumping the gun, of their sire…?”

“Simple, Uchiha-sama, he’s a drunk, a horrible man, a bastard too!” this time the stoic man actually laughed and it showed signs of humor in it.

“Really is this man all that bad…?”

“Yes!” the blonde shouted then blushed and covered his mouth, “I’m sorry for that, just…” the stoic man was laughing again, it was warm, and made the blonde start to laugh too. Though meanwhile all this was happening, the blondes other guest were shocked.


“He’s having a conversation with my brother…What…” Kakashi put his hand over the teen’s mouth so the S-class criminal didn’t know they were here or that it was Naruto who was the pregnant “Woman”.

“Be silent, do you want Naruto found out!?” Kakashi hissed/whispered. In turn the teen nodded, and Kakashi removed his hand hesitantly. “You’re not going to go try to kill him are you…?” the teen shook his head, ‘It’s no worth it, he could use Naruto as a shield and…wait why do I care about that dobe! Maybe it’s just because he’s pregnant…’

They heard about Naruto’s “lie” about trying to hide from his babies sire, and calling the man a bastard. This made the three people from that private meeting in Konoha wince. They couldn’t see Itachi, for the door, and Naruto’s small elephant sized stomach were in the way.

It was an interesting exchange, and they were all amazed that Itachi hadn’t noticed it was Naruto, or that they were in there, Kakashi figured out why.

“He activated a seal around the house, which is concealing our chakra and masking most of his, that’s most likely why he can’t tell we’re here…” Kakashi whispered. The rest of the group gave a thoughtful look. All of them were thinking the same thing, ‘He thought this through…’ The next thing they heard shocked them and made them wait to hear their jaws hit the floor, Itachi was laughing! Really laughing! First they were amazed that he was kind to Naruto, but they passed that off as him seeing how pregnant the blonde was, though this they couldn’t pass off, they had heard the blonde giggle and speak sweetly, it was just amazing! The words that came out after Itachi and Naruto were done laughing made them panic and they hurriedly cleaned up, and went into a back room. Kakashi had also noted that he couldn’t feel the other’s chakra signatures; it was like the inside of the house was stronger at concealing them.

What were the words you may ask that sent them in a hurry to not be seen, or heard…? Well this:

“You must be aching…Shouldn’t you sit down…?” the blonde smiled again, and started to rub the small of his back. He was now remembering the pain and started to wince and hiss in the slight pain.

“Yes I should…I guess when I’m speaking with you I forgot all the aches…” the blonde smiled again, he also noticed that his friends had left the room. “Just wait one second please.”

//Kyuubi can’t I just take the seal off the door for now…?//

Yes, just, here.

Kyuubi took over when the blonde turned away from the other, and Kyuubi did a few things to the seal, and beckoned Itachi in, and the man did so, and immediately after Kyuubi activated the seal over the door again. Naruto regained control, and turned smiling sweetly at the Akatsuki member. Though that didn’t last long as the blonde gasped then winced as he nearly fell over in pain; his back felt as though it was being broken in half.

Itachi came up to the blonde placing a hand over the small of the blonde’s back, and in his other had took the blondes arm He lead the blonde to a chair, and helped him sit down. The blonde was breathing heavily from the pain and was still wincing.

“I’ve been…up…and about…the whole…day” the blonde panted in a feminine voice filled with pain. “Thank you Uchiha-sama…” the blonde smiled again, and the man nodded. Soon the blonde winced again, and started to rub his stomach again, “Please don’t kick, please stop, it hurts mommy, okay, don’t kick,” the blonde said in a quite voice wincing at the three little kicks. He hears the Uchiha chuckle a little, and the blonde decided to reprimand him for that. “It’s not funny; I can’t sleep anymore because of them, and ugh!”

“I meant no offense…”

“I meant none either, I just get many jibes about…various…things,” the blonde patted his stomach at “various” in his little talk. The man chuckled a little, and then smiled a little. It was incredible small, barely noticeable.

“May I…?” he held his hand out palm flat, and the blonde giggle (staying in character), the blonde took his hand gentle, and set it on the side of his large stomach, which was where one of his little ones were kicking. He smiled a bit more, though as if remembering something schooled his face and emotions and drew his hand back.

“Is something wrong…?”

“Not really…Remember what I said about the organization I’m apart of…?”

“Yes…?”

“Well, we were going to stay here for a while, but…”

“Um…How many people are in this organization…?”

“Ten, but technique it’s nine; though only five people were planning on staying here…” the blonde giggled at this.

“If only five were planning to stay here, I’m sure you and these other members can stay here, after all wasn’t this used by your organization…?”

“It’s not mine but, yes…I suppose, unless it’s too much trouble…?”

“Not at all, you’ll just have to excuse me…I often wake up in the middle of the night, and there are only three available rooms. Though I’m sure I could sleep on the couch out here…”

“Oh, I’m sure we’ll be alright sharing a room, or bed…There’s no need to…”

Kit, is that such a good idea!?

//No! I know it isn’t, though I’m probably going to stay here for another two or three weeks…//

You make absolutely no sense!

//Besides pay back for sleeping with Sasuke!//

I didn’t sleep with Sasuke!

//What!?//

…

“If it’s really fine with you…?” the blonde nodded smiling sweetly, “Well we saw that someone inhabited this place so they’re back at our work place, so…I’ll be heading…”

“Oh, couldn’t you stay for just a little while…?” the blonde sweetly asked. The four eavesdroppers quickly took this as a cue to leave, and so they did. Though they all feared for the poor blonde’s life. Each of them said it was for the better, that this would keep their friend a little safer. They fled quickly, leaving no trace they were there.

“So, Nari-chan we’ll most likely be here in a day…” the blonde nodded and smiled.

“Well up I go!” this time Itachi helped him up as he led him to the seal. The blonde remembered what Kyuubi did, and did the same thing, and once he was outside he closed it up again. He shakily walked over to the couch, and collapsed on it.

“What have I gotten into…?” he whispered to the silent lonely house.

Kit that might not have been the best idea…

//I know, but neither was taking over my body and sleeping with…with…Who the hell did you sleep with!?// the fox merely laughed, and the blonde grew pissed, //This is all your fault Kyuubi!!!//

**flash back one month and a week ago**

“That’s a great idea Kiba! We’ll throw Sasuke a Birthday party!”

“His birthday’s tonight!” the blonde still was bouncing up and down excited at the thought.

“Well then we had a lot to do! Sasuke’s on a mission right now! Tsunade said he’d be gone for a long time so we can set everything up!”

“Fine!” the other said in defeat.

After setting everything up, which took about two hours, and about a half (they had to break into the Uchiha manor and un-trap it), then Kiba got everyone to come and Naruto was voted to take Sasuke to a bar so he wouldn’t kill anyone when he showed up. So after about five beers, Sasuke came back pretty intoxicated, and the party commenced. Around ten some people were starting to leave, and Kiba came up to Naruto…

“I think birthday boy needs a dance partner…Though none of the girls are brave or drunk enough to dance with him while he’s wasted…”

“So…OH NO!”

“Oh come on, you just need to do the sexy no jutsu and it’ll be all over…just dance with him a little, maybe let him grab your fake boobs, or ass…Come on he’s too wasted to remember anyways…and he can hold his stomach…”

“NO…”

“Come on boss, every birthday boy should have a partner to dance with, and besides if he even tried to grab me, I’d loose the jutsu…” both Kiba and Konohamaru gave puppy dog eyes. “We’ll both pay for all the ramen you can eat for a week…”

“Make it a month and you have a deal…” ‘Damn they know my weakness, stupid puppy dog eyes, stupid ramen bribes. The blonde swallowed his pride, but turned before he did the jutsu. “I knew female clothes…”

“Here, isn’t going to be using them…”

“Shika! Ew, gross, do you even know her!?”

“No, but I got a condom…”

“I hate you all… ‘Sexy No Jutsu!’” soon Naruto turned into a busty blonde with long hair. The smoke covering her/his body parts was starting to thin away, the blonde hurriedly put the clothes thrown at him on. “I look like a whore…I really hate you all…”

“We know!” the two smiled both holding their noses and tilting their heads back. The blonde walked off to find Sasuke he/she grabbed the other’s hand.

“Come on birthday boy, I’m sure you want to dance…” the Uchiha heir collapsed onto the blonde taking in “her” scent, he the wrapped his arms around the blonde’s hips, and pressed his body to “her”.

“You smell good…” he said groggily as he started to nuzzle the blonde neck, his hand slid further down, though he kept one on the others hips, but the hand that wondered down rested firmly on the others nice, round ass…

“Ramen” both Kiba and Konohamaru mouthed seeing that the Uchiha was basically feeling the blonde’s ass. The blonde’s eye started to twitch; not at all like that he/she was so close and was being felt by her best friend and rival. ‘If only it was Kakashi or even Itachi…though Kakashi would be a hell of a lot better…He’s so hot and mysterious…’ The blonde knew he had had feelings for his sensei for practically ever, he was finally happy that he was of age to…ahem…Now all the blonde needed was for Kakashi to like him back. ‘Kakashi…do you know what you’ve done to me…? You’re so…’

The blonde was taken out of his/her thoughts as he/she felt something hard that shouldn’t be rubbing against his/her thigh. ‘Oh shit, what do I do…?’

“You feel really nice…” the Uchiha heir slurred, then breath, “so soft…” he groaned ground against the blonde now, one hand started to slide up to the blondes breast, and that was when the blonde was going to kill the last Uchiha! Though sadly Konohamaru and Kiba were right there mouthing “Free ramen” even though they were ready to laugh and were blush profusely and the blonde just glared daggers at them.

“Um…Sasuke-kun…I’m sure you must be very tired, um…”

“Hmm…’m tired…so soft,” Sasuke gave the blonde’s breast a squeeze, which made the blonde squeak, while the Uchiha started to close his eyes moan, grounded his hips rougher against the blonde, and nuzzled his face against the blonde’s neck. He started to lick and nip at the skin which made the blonde growl.

“Okay, enough fun, you need to get to bed, you had far too much alcohol!” the blonde slipped out of the loose hold the Uchiha had on him/her, and grabbed the others had, walking the stumbling Uchiha to some room, ‘I better get a lot of ramen our of this! Huh what the hell!?’ the blonde found him/her pinned to the wall with a lusting Uchiha staring at him/her.

“Sasuke…” the blonde was cut off when the other crushed his lips to the blondes. Forcing his tongue deep into the other’s mouth, the blonde could feel the other growing even harder, and was seriously freaked out. He was pinned so…so…He/she couldn’t find any possible way to get out… He/she hated this, ‘That bastard! How dare he take such advantage…ugh! But…no! Though…His lips don’t feel the same…oh god he’s good at kissing, I wonder if Kakashi is this good…wait no! I hate Sasuke, though I guess I could pretend it was Kakashi…’

\ Kit let me take care of this…\

//Well don’t kill him, I already know what he wants and I want Kakashi to be my first…//

\ I know…I know just let me take control…\

//Fine a suppose…// after uttering those words the blonde was on the inside looking out, seeing how Kyuubi (who was controlling him) was reacting to each touch, each lick, each everything the bastard was doing! ‘OH no, that’s not what I wanted! No, I wanted Kakashi to be my, well at least my bodies first…Ugh, I’m so going to kill Kyuubi after I get control back, but why can’t I…? OH god, they got undressed fast…oh no! Damn and he’s really hard he’ll probably cum right after he enters… NO!’

//Kyuubi I’m so going to kill you!//

\ Relax…\ that was the last thing the blonde was doing, and eventually the blonde fell unconscious already knowing his virginity was taken, and his body probably would be taken over and over again because of the two sadistic bastards, one Kyuubi the other Sasuke. From there the blonde ran off once he got control of his body again, and from there we know what happened.

**Present time**


“Naruto are you serious!?”

“Yes, but what else was I suppose to say and um…”

“He’s my brother, their after the Kyuubi, you can’t be serious…!!!”

“I am serious, I couldn’t think of what to do!”

“Naruto as your best friend and rival, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!” the pale teen screamed at the top of his lungs, completely worried and pissed at his friend! He pinned the blonde to the wall and glared death at him, putting far too much pressure on his stomach as he pressed his body closer.

“I don’t Sasuke, I don’t know!” the blonde was starting cry, ‘Damn hormones!’, “I’m the dope, the idiot! I don’t know anything; I make…st-stupid ideas! I’m dum-dumber than a log! Is that what you wanted to hear you bastard?!” he was shrieking, his voice shrill and at the end of the yelling and crying he fell to the ground screaming in pain. “Argh! Oh god, Ugh!!!” he was crying and screaming in pain.

“Oh god! Are you going into labor!?”

“Oh no! Sasuke what did you do!?” Sakura snapped seeing the state of her friend.

“What’s going on!?”

“Kakashi he’s going into false labor…Tsunade should be here soon right?” the man nodded, “Alright Naruto just calm down, it’s alright, don’t let the babies come out…” The blonde tried, he tried so hard, for nearly an hour he tried to keep his breathing in check, trying to clam down, and finally after so long of pain that wasn’t even imaginable he was calm; though he hurt like son of bitch. Iruka and Sakura started to comfort him, and Tsunade soon came in.

“Naruto…? You need to stay calm, and Sasuke be nice to Naruto, please, this is hard for him! He’s already having far too much stress as is!” Tsunade did a few little tests here and there, and when she was finished she sighed. “You’ve been doing great till recently…” she pointedly looked at Sasuke who was right by Kakashi. “The little babies had a scare there, their under a lot of stress right now, though other wise they look alright. One’s a little immature; there may be problems during the labor…see since you’re male your hips won’t really accommodate the babies to well; I’m surprised your hips or spine haven’t broken yet.”

“Kyuubi…uses....his chakra…and…reduced…the…agh…the…pain…” the blonde was panting and whimpering at the same time. His large stomach aching and being kicked, he was ready strangle Kyuubi and who ever the evil bastard he slept with.

Everyone left fearing that the Akatsuki members would come early, which left the blonde thinking over everything that’s happened, how his life had change so drastically.

//God Kyuubi I can’t believe you!//

\ I know you hate me…\

//Yes I do…I wanted Kakashi to…who the hell was it…?//

\ You’ll find out…\

//Who you fucking sadist, I’m already under enough stress, and I don’t want to be like a whore, not knowing who my child’s father is…//

\ So you’re calling your mother a whore…?\

//Sure, I don’t know either of them and I don’t really care right now you, you sadist!// just hen there was a knock, it had been three hours since his friends had left, which he was very grateful for.

“Who is it…?”

“Nari-chan…” that cold emotionless voice rang through the air, the blonde sighed, ‘I thought he said there’d be a few days.’

“Coming, it’ll be awhile, please be patient Uchiha-san!” the blonde called as he (already in a disguise) slowly and painfully tried to get up, and about three minutes later he was up, but was ready to fall over. He slowly waddled and moved along the walls, quickly did the little part the Kyuubi had done, and soon he opened the door. There stood the nuke-nin along with four others, the blonde smiled, and stood to the side. “Good day, I’m sorry for the wait…” he said sweetly still sounding very feminine even with all the pain in his back and hips.

The five men came in, Itachi stood bye the blonde as the blonde finished the seal, and Itachi helped him get to a chair. The blonde kept insisting it was okay that he could do it, though Itachi simply ignored him.

Once the blonde was seated thanking the Uchiha many times and saying it wasn’t necessary smiled at the other four men there. One looked like a shark, who the blonde knew as Kisame; then there was one with a triangular pendant, who the blonde didn’t know; the one next to him was well covered all the blonde could see was that he was from Waterfall, he also didn’t know him; the last person was a blonde, who the blonde believed was Deidara…

“It’s nice to meet you all; I’m sure you’ve heard my name is Nari Uoya, though may I ask what all of your names are…?” the blonde gave a sweet smile, looking as sincere as possible.

“My name is Deidara-san; my partner isn’t here currently…”

“Oh, well it’s very nice to meet you Deidara-san; I hope I won’t be a problem…”

“No, don’t worry…” the (pregnant) blonde smiled sweetly in return.

“My name is Kakuzu, my partner is next to me…” he was the one who was from waterfall.

“I’m Hidan, Kakuzu’s partner…” he was the one with the triangular pendant. The blonde smiled for both of them realizing that she didn’t get much time to acknowledge each person.

“It’s very nice to meet you two…”

“My name is Kisame, Itachi is my partner, now are we finished with hellos, I’d like to relax!”

“Oh! I’m sorry…uh…please do…do what ever…” the blonde looked at his feet slightly embarrassed.

“Don’t worry he’s a little cranky…” the blonde smiled kindly and nodded, “You did a good job at cleaning up this place…”

“Thank you, Deidara-san, though I can’t take all the credit, a lot of the women here have been helping me, they worry so much!” the blonde in front of the pregnant blonde nodded.

“Have you eaten…” it was Itachi, the blonde nodded and said thanks, still not looking into his eyes…

“Well, how far are you…?”

“If I’m not being too formal, but I think I’m far too along!” the blonde smiled, and started to struggle to get up. About two minutes of futile moving the two nuke-nins he was talking to helped him out of the chair. “Thank you Deidara-san and Uchiha-san, but I’m sure that in another hour I would have gotten out…” the blonde laughed softly, as the S-class criminals just stared. “I’m going to take a nap,” as soon as that was said the two nins were by the pregnant blonde’s side. “OH I’m sure I can make it to my room, please, I’m fine I can walk, but thank you very much…” the two nins let go and walked over to some seats. The blonde waddled to the room he was staying in, closing the door, and locking it, then sealing it. He fell on the bed completely drained ready for sleep or death to take him.

“How did he get pregnant?!” the worried Uchiha was pacing the room, “He’s a guy! Why’s my brother there, and don’t tell me he knocked my best friend up! We need to go back and…”

“And what Sasuke…! He doesn’t need you! You put him through false labor you selfish, spoiled, son of a bitch bastard! He’s pregnant you don’t do that to pregnant…people!” everyone stared at the PMSing pink haired girl, though all of them where thinking the same thing, though each of them supposed they were just as selfish…

“Ugh! I can’t take this, Tsunade-sama!” it was Iruka.

“Ugh! He’s right I can’t take this Hokage-sama!” it was Hinata.

“Fine! Tell him, tell him everything!”

The group of Konoha-nins all looked at Sasuke, each trying not to hyperventilate.

“We noticed how close you two were…” Ino blurted out getting sick of this odd silence that had engulfed the room.

“We wanted to see you two happy!” Sakura then blurted out.

“So we decided to come up with some kind of plan,” surprisingly Hinata didn’t stutter, but she did basically shout.

“We all knew your birthday was coming up and the drinking age isn’t terribly high so…” Tsunade glared at the Chunin who was a mother hen to Naruto.

“We decided to take advantage of that and we made Naruto help with the party and then told him to go take you out to a bar…” Kiba blurted out next.

“When the party started you were drunk enough to find basically anyone attractive, well at least we had hoped,” Shikamaru said in an overly lazy voice.

“Though you didn’t take our bait…we made Sakura henge into Naruto, and we made Kakashi henge into you…” (A/N: aw! so are there any more questions!?) Neji blurted out in a very out of character way. Sasuke was ready to kill them all! ‘They all thought me and Naruto…no! Ew, no!! I’m not gay!’

“So you all thought I was gay, and I was attracted to Naruto…?” everyone in the room nodded, “How stupid are you people!? I’m not gay I’d completely make out with a girl, remember I want to revive my clan!”

“Well apparently guys can get pregnant when they use the Sexy no Jutsu and fuck!” ‘I love Naruto but this is just…he’s my student, though I have thought of him as more as of late; but that’s beside the point…right?’

“Wait, you said Kakashi…You impregnated Naruto!?! But you’re our teacher you can’t!!!”

“See Tsunade-sama! It’s wrong and you…”

“Well you must have enjoyed it, you saw Naruto, and he’s bigger than a whale!” Kakashi blushed slightly, and turned away from the Hokage.

“Well…it’s not that big of a deal, yes we’re close but only as friends and he told me something and made me promise not to tell anyone…” ‘He told me he thought he was in love with Kakashi-sensei…’ the Uchiha mentally added. “He’s never liked as more than a friend, I’ve told him my secrets and he’s told me his…in doing this you guys probably ruined all that. He’s like my brother, well not like Itachi, he’s more of a brother that I care about. This all explains why he was always close to tears when he looked me in the eye, why he threw his tea at me…I took his first kiss, and he probably thought I took his first time…he probably thought that I had fucked him and knew I would be too drunk to know…so your plan what was it…?”

“Well the plan was at first to get both of you drunk off your asses so you wouldn’t remember a thing then make it look like you two you know…did it…”

“It’s called had sex, Lee, so you guys were going to stage it to look as though I had fucked Naruto…?” the sorry group nodded slowly.

“Why the sexy no Jutsu…?”

“Well we knew he wouldn’t dance with “you” unless well off his rocker so, we told him to do it…listen Sasuke boss didn’t know the full extent of his technique!”

“Right, right, so Kakashi where you some kind of horny sex deprived son of a bitch…? I know you like Naruto more than as a student…” though no one could see the Jounin for he had turned, was crying, ‘Yes, oh Gods how I love Naruto-kun, yes I love him. Now Naruto’s pregnant and he’s in the hands of very dangerous men that want to steal the Kyuubi from him!’ “Kakashi…answer…”

“Yes…I do…” the Uchiha smirked.

“Good, he does too…” everyone in the room fell on their asses, and wished to hear their jaws hit the floor.

“He, he does…?”

“Yeah, he told me one day completely wireded out at the feelings you were causing him…you know how naïve his is…and once he saw the appalled look that I had he begged me, and I mean literally…as in he went down on his knees. He begged me not to tell and try to understand…so I’ve kept my promise, and it only seems like he’s interested in you…I’m just so, so sick with all of you…how can you all think that me and Naruto! Of all people! I suppose all we have to do now is hope and wait for the best right…god I don’t want to loose Naruto…he’s basically the only family I have left…that’s why I was so mad, and that’s why I was acting like a SOB okay…” with all the Uchiha wanted to say he left all the shocked people who were in on this little conspiracy.

“Oh…well I guess we completely screwed up…”

“Yeah…He won’t want to talk to use for ages now!”

“We have to be strong, for the Sasuke fan club!” TenTen, Sakura, and Ino huddled into a clump each crying. They had mostly spoken for all of them…only Ino spoke for the other two girls. Hinata who was finally over the fact that Naruto had no interest in her, just smiled then agreed to Shino’s offer of dinner. Iruka was lecturing Kakashi, and Tsunade and Iruka were threatening him not to even TOUCH his offspring unless Naruto willed it, but even then he couldn’t be announced as the father unless the blonde figured out, which probably wouldn’t happen. Everyone was hoping beyond hope that the blonde would have a safe labor.

**back in village Naruto is staying at**

It wasn’t as bad as the blonde had thought it would be have five enemies staying in his “home”. Though each of them were slobs, okay three of them were slobs, and Naruto was trying hard to clean up, but Deidara and Itachi kept making him sit down and they’d (more like Deidara) would clean the mess up, then both of them would threaten the others to be more neat. Itachi was the most proficient at this. The blonde thanked them again…and his routine came back, okay it sort of came back.

He’d wake up, go to the bathroom, and put his disguise on, and luckily the bathroom he used was connected to his room and there were two bathrooms. Next the Naruto would do a few breathing exercises and some easy stretches. After his little exercise he’d go out of his room and eat a breakfast (which was usually big), and hear the normal jibes at his big belly which in turn the three (Kakuzu, Hidan, and Kisame) where hit over the head by usually the two blondes and Itachi would just glare evilly at them. After breakfast the demon sisters would knock on the door, and they’d help the pregnant blonde out the door to the shade and privacy of the backyard under a small tree out there. There would be a quick exam on the blonde, and then they’d say they’d come by again. The blonde would stay out there, he usually brought a book out with him and he’d read it. Though he’d be interrupted by either the women of the village or Itachi who always brought a bunch of food for his lunch; and after lunch he’d stay there maybe two more hours till he was “dragged” (Usually he was carried for some unknown reason)back into the home by Itachi. He’d read or something till he had to have dinner, and he ate, after that he read more, and then wobbled back to his room hearing laughter in his wake.

This was basically all that happened for the next few weeks. Then the day came, and he wanted to die! Oh how he did! Itachi and Deidara raced the poor blonde down the hill maybe four in the morning, luckily the blonde was already dressed, feeling that something would happen so he needed to be extra ready, though now the problem was that Itachi and Deidara had him outside his protection of the seal, and he was positive they’d recognize his chakra signature.

Oh those Akatsuki men where in for hell! The blonde had screamed so high pitched in nearly killed the two sleeping in the next rooms’ eardrums… His water had broken and the birth canal was open, and he was going into labor! He managed to undo the seal over his door, barely able to stand up and this time all five looked worried the three that didn’t care about Nari also looked horrified.

“She’s in labor!?” Kisame (fishy man) screamed started to panic along with the other two stoics like men.

“Running around like chickens with no heads doesn’t help either!” the blonde shouted.

Itachi and Deidara lifted Nari up one on either of her sides, a hand under her knees, and another propping her back up so she was basically sitting. It was four in the morning as said earlier, and it was staring to rain, the blonde managed to get the seal off the house and they left, the blonde was crying out from the pain, screaming hell to the bastard that did this to “her”, and trying to keep breathing. Trying to keep “her” breathing in check, and a hell a lot of other such things.

Considering that it was raining and they were running down a hill with a pregnant woman (being S-class or not) they almost fell down several times. Neither were noticing the chakra signature, though to both it didn’t matter at the moment. Besides it was erratic, endanger and it was somewhat mixing with the three different chakra’s in the “woman’s” uterus. Finally they reached the hospital though they had to wake the man there, and the man stared amazed there was a woman so pregnant being carried by two men he had never seen before, and he hadn’t seen this woman but maybe once; though that was nearly two months ago and she wasn’t this big!

“Set her down, set her down! Now which of you is the father…?” they both shook their head, and the “woman” in labor was finally breathing and was prepared for the labor.

“Dear what’s…OH my! Nari-chan!” thank god it was Amaya, she knew what to do, thank the gods. “Okay just please breath, oh…what are you three doing in here, move, shoo! Shoo!” the woman made the men leave the house, and they were left in the rain.

“So what now…I can’t believe those idiots…”

“I can’t either Deidara-san…”

“So follow through with the plan…?”

“Yes, we follow through with the plan…he was cute pregnant wasn’t he…”

“Huh? But that was…” the poor doctor was killed on the spot; his body disposed of, the rain washing the blood away.

“You know, he’d give me strong heirs…”

“You’re twisted…”

“Hey, I killed my whole family” the blonde next to the Uchiha gave an ‘I’m not stupid, and you lie your ass off’ look and the Uchiha was tempted to roll his eyes. “I know I left my brother alive, but still…”

“Right, right…So you think we’ll get our fox…?”

“Yes…Might as well leave the others clueless, but better move them out…”

“Right, you’ll watch them…?”

“Why not, hurry up Deidara-san!”

“Yes”
please review...^_^

1)should his third child be a boy?

2)should there be a possiblity that the offspring will get Kyuubi's powers?

3)if YES to second question, should they have fox ears?

4)need names for the kids, at least one boy name please. so if you have names please tell me. i understand if you don't, i'm not good at coming up with names. though please if you do tell me^_^

5)should i have the sharingan be in both eyes, if children get it?

6)also to five should the sharingan be commin in the children? you'll see why i'm asking this ^_^ *evil smirk, and shifty eyes*

okay i think i forgot to add this in the last chapter for some unknow reason, sry.
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Poor Naruto he was ready to have someone shoot him! Gods the pain he went through! How can you describe it! Tears streamed from his eyes, trying desperately to keep breathing. He was loosing a lot of blood too, and he felt so light headed. Amaya said there were complications in the labor, and said she’d have to cut into me to get the babies out. He had no hand no sheet no nothing to hold onto to lessen the pain, or keep him occupied. She didn’t have the proper pain killer drugs, and at the moment Kyuubi was the only thing keeping the blonde from falling into the wonderful abyss of sleep. The first one came out after forty-five minutes of unbearable pain and constant pushing. For his first child that was fast but, the next one took even longer. Sweat and tears mingled, his face was red from pushing to get the baby out, and from lack of oxygen. The second child took an hour, and by then the blonde figured out what he was expecting to happen. About fifty minutes later his third and final child was born and he blacked out, too exhausted to care anymore, and far too tired.
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The blonde woke tired and his mind was foggy, his body still hurt a bit, but it wasn’t anything near what the labor was like. He looked blurrily around and found two babies wrapped carefully in white cloth, both lying by each other peaceful. The one on the right had very light hair (there obviously wasn’t much), and the other had sliver like hair (again not much there). Both of them looked soft, and beautiful, perhaps that’s what a mother feels like when she sees her children, and the blonde mused realizing that he was a “mother” now. Then the blonde looked around for the other one.

“Um…Amaya?” the blonde looked around trying to find his friend. There was a ruffle, and a sigh.

“I’m glad you’re awake Nari-chan…” there was sadness in her voice.

“Where’s…?” the blonde’s eyes widened, he nearly choked on a sob, and the look Amaya was giving him said what he feared. “No...” the blondes lip shook, and he blinked back tears.

//See…these damn hormones…!//

Relax please, Naruto…it’s not your fault… the blonde didn’t listen to the fox he lost one of his children, and it hurt so much.

“Nari-chan…it was a boy…he was the first to open his eyes…” she smiled, and the blonde bit his lip. She came closer to him, putting a comforting hand on the blondes shoulder. Tears actually did fall from his eyes now…

“It was odd though, he had one blue, grey eye and one onyx…” the blonde’s breath caught. “Nari-”

“I’m fine,” was the choked answer to the barely spoken question, he was numb and cold, not understanding what this meant. “How?” was the grave mumbled question.

“Um…he…his brother…”

“Brother?” the blonde turned very confused.

“See…none of us saw that one, and when you passed out I checked you over, and found that one…” her head tilted into an other room, “He was very weak, and small I thought he was going to die, the other one looked so healthy…I didn’t know…I was trying to save the other one, and…and” there were tears in the woman’s eyes, and the blonde shakily hugged the woman. Then both cried one because she didn’t know, and the other because it pained him that he lost a child. So he unexpectedly had four children, but…to loose a child…(A/N: sorry if it makes me sound pro-life, I’m more for pro-choice. It reduces the death in women too, and men shouldn’t decide that!)

“Can I see him?”

“What?” the female demon looked confused up into the blondes eyes.

“Can I see my boys?” she smiled gravely.

“Of course Nari-chan,” and she went into the other room brining out a very small form in a white blanket like the other two.

“So this is my baby that…Inoue will be his name and my girls…hmm…Amaya and Akiko…” the blonde struggled to hold back tears.

“Nari-chan…you don’t…” the blonde smiled warmly, more tears slipping from his eyes.

“You saved this one, and there was no way of knowing…” the blonde was tired. “May I see…hmm…Itachi perhaps or maybe Deidara?”

“You’re other boy?”

“Yes, those two helped so much, even if…” the blonde shook his head; this was too much for him. He had just recovered from labor, and albeit it was maybe two three hours but still! It was the first time he had a baby, and probably last. The beautiful darkness that was sleep took the blonde who was tired and ready for its mercy.


Before all of this had happened that dark figure stealthily entered the small home/hospital, and hide in the shadows. He was able to see the blonde who was screaming and the very attentive women standing over him. ‘He looks beautiful…he would give me good children,’ the stoic man shook his head focusing, and once the woman put the three down he prepared himself. Though the women went back to the blonde and looked him over, then he saw her panic. Itachi heard a cry, and looked over at the three children lined up to each other. It was a beautiful sight, even if he didn’t necessarily think this. Each child was wrapped in a white blanket, the one in the middle had very light hair, where as the others had sliver. Then the one on the left’s eyes opened and Itachi saw one blue, grey eye and one onyx.

“How could there have been a fourth?” He heard the woman speaking holding a very small bloody baby, who wasn’t breathing. Even after she pinched and etcetera it didn’t cry, and the woman hurried to fix this problem going into the other room, in this time Itachi went swiftly over to the unusual one. He looked over it, studied the eyes, and looked for any unusual power all three of the babies could have. All three had some power from Kyuubi, but the one on the left seemed to have the most. He smiled a twisted smile, and picked the child up. He was big healthy, and wouldn’t get sick easily. He smiled again, and then he heard the woman start to come back. He quickly hid, making a small clone of the child he took, making it look as though he had died.

He heard a pained gasp, and he saw the woman fall to the ground. Itachi stayed there, just waiting. His sadist habits coming up, and watched amused. He waited holding the awake newborn securely. Hours drifted by and soon the blonde woke he heard their whole conversation, he felt only slightly bad for doing this, and he felt horrible when the blonde said he wanted to see his other son, and he said both his name and Deidara’s… Both of them had tricked and betrayed the blonde who in turn had been tricking them, but still… Once the blonde went back to sleep he left with out the distraught woman (really a demon) knowing. He quickly came to a stop fearing tripping and falling with a newborn, and he needed to look for the others.

Soon enough the rest of their group came looking at what the youngest member held in his arms.

“This one might have the Sharingan, and he seems to have the most power from the demon. He’ll be a good asset to the organization under the right tutelage and he’d make wonderful bait should the boss want all of the Kyuubi’s power,”

“Then let’s leave, it’s best to. So let’s go,” Kisame led the way back to their hide out, where they’d have to spend the rest of their vacation.


“Naruto you’re leaving you had the babies, it’s time to leave!” was the strict order from the irritated Uchiha. Why did he have to do this, instead of the truly guilty ones? Sasuke had to bring Naruto back along with his three babies. ‘Honestly those asses, first they try to get me and Naruto together, like hell that would have ever happened! Then Naruto is impregnated by his crush, but he was in the impression that it was me! Ugh! God those jerks! Now Naruto has three children, and apparently he’s going into a depressive state. It’s like he lost a baby! Though that’s impossible! He’s only suppose to have three, and they want him to leave now, when the day after he fucking went into labor, and want him to walk back to Konoha!?’ “Come on Naruto, I’m sure Kakashi can’t wait to see you,” was the kind (imagine that…) and soothing voice, the blonde looked up, face tearstained, his lips trembling.

“That’s a lie…”

No it isn’t kit…

//I don’t want to hear from you, you put me through hell and through it again! It’s all your fault I’m a wreck, fat, and in so much pain. If you hadn’t slept with whoever I wouldn’t be like this! And are you sure it wasn’t Sasuke, oh god it wasn’t Itachi was it?//

NO! I’d never sleep with him through you, though he does seem strong…

//Ew…don’t need the mental image either, I was content thinking you weren’t talking about that area of the male body!// the fox merely laughed.

But you wouldn’t mind if I did that for Kakashi…you know he’s very impressive. I’d say he’d give the best most impregnating sex to anyone…

//Shut the fuck up!// the blonde was mentally blushing, and trying his hardest not to blush physically. The blonde gingerly sat up; looking at his babies and thinking of the fourth he would have named either Itachi or Deidara for they were so kind to him and helped him a lot, even if he might loose his best friend he’d have named him one of those names. He took the baby carriers, and carefully put his girls in, and gingerly held his boy. Tears came to his eyes, he was still in so much pain, he had lost a child he said he’d have…he smiled at his babies, and walked slowly much to his best friends irritation.

“What are there names?” Sasuke held all the gear watching his heavy friend. He was still disguised and for some reason he looked very natural for this motherly role, it made him look beautiful, and well very at peace. Yes Sasuke thought his best friend looked beautiful when he’s pregnant taking care of children, but it’s true, and he looked at lot like a girl. Besides Naruto had Kakashi, and that was one relationship he wanted to happen and fast, he probably still didn’t know who it was.

“Oh! Well…this girl with the light hair is Amaya, and the girl with the slivery hair is Akiko. My little boy…is Inoue…isn’t he adorable…? Aren’t they all?” the Uchiha almost smiled.

It took many hours, always stopping for the blonde, and of course also stopping to feeding the babies. They took up a camp, and the blonde was careful how he kept the children, and he probably woke about twelve times to hush the babies, and make sure everything was alright. Amazingly the blonde’s weight started to recede, but that was due to Kyubi and the feeding (sexy form…well a lesser form of it).


It took maybe three days, for a half day trip…Naruto was still very…large, though his…largeness had lessened to some extent. When the came into the village, the blonde was rushed to by Kakashi and Sakura, to Tsunade, upon arriving the blonde’s babies were taken and examined. The stared wide eyed, and was starting to go into hysterics. How could they do that…give the man some warning…and he is very hormonal!

“Idiots!” Sasuke bellowed, at them and the sound of the hysteric blonde crying newborns filled the air. Sasuke pushed Kakashi forward to the blonde, and glared at him.

“Wh-what?” the Uchiha simply intensified his glare, and the man coward.

“You know damn well! Tsunade, for crying out loud you’re a freaking medic! You know you shouldn’t…ugh! Just tell Naruto what’s going on Kakashi, okay!?!” the sliver haired man blinked. “Tsunade, keep checking those babies, just not so rushed, please…you’re scary Naruto…okay? Can you incompetent idiots just think about what the hell my best freaking friend is feeling right now??!” the Uchiha worsened his death glare, wishing he could catch their heads on fire. The Hokage glared back, but she did slow her pace.

“Umm…Naruto…” the blonde was crying and gasping for air, as he fell to the floor; Kakashi knelt down next to the blonde, and wrapped his arm around the emotional blonde. “Listen Naruto…Tsunade is doing some test to make sure the babies are alright…they look okay, so you don’t need to cry…” Kakashi brought the heavy blonde into his lap, rubbing the blonde’s back.

“I’m-I’m…a-a baby, I…I-I shouldn’t…be a…a…parent!” the blonde was gasping for air, as he rested his head on the sliver haired mans shoulder.

“Shh…it’s…” the sliver haired man started only to be cut off.

“Don’t you dare! Don’t…do-don’t say… ‘It’s…It’s…Ok-okay’… ’cause it-it isn’t!”

“You’re right Naruto…it isn’t right…it isn’t fair you had gotten pregnant! It’s not right you had, to have children, right guys! Don’t you agree Kakashi, isn’t it unfair he had children at such a young age?!” the Uchiha’s voice was bitter, acid to all the idiots apart of that ridiculous plot. Kakashi gluped, and sighed. He pulled the blonde away and tilted the hysteric blonde’s face up. The watery and pained eyes trembled as they looked into the one visible cobalt eye.

“Naruto…” the man’s voice trembled. “Pleas calm down, it wasn’t right, we, I was an idiot…” the blonde still cried and cried always gasping for air.

“Wh-what!?” the blonde managed to choke; and Tsunade had finished checking Amaya, and was now working on making sure Akiko was healthy.

“Naruto…” the man faltered, unable to say the truth.

“Oh come on Kakashi! Honestly! Fine then Sakura care to explain to Naruto what the hell you idiots did to him?!” the Uchiha shoot viciously at the pink haired girl who started to tremble and look away. “Ah! You can’t can you!? Well doesn’t that just show what kind a freaking friend you are! Fine, do I have to tell my own freaking self?!?” amazing the babies were not bothered by the vicious yelling.

“N-no…no!” the sliver haired man was trembling as he turned to the still staring/crying blonde. “Naruto…we…everyone, we all thought you and…um…” Kakashi faltered again, and the Uchiha growled in irritation.

“Spit it out! It’s not that hard!” the Uchiha waited for a minute, literally, till he sighed in frustration. The Uchiha clamed himself, and walked over to the blonde. He knelt and looked the hysteric blonde in the eye. “Naruto, these idiots we, you call friends thought we would make a good couple. So they came up with some lame plan to get us together,” the blonde gasped and choked on more tears, as Kakashi resumed rubbing the blonde’s back. Kakashi was biting his lip looking hard at one of the walls. The blonde started to tremble. “This lame stupid plan involved me becoming very drunk, and you being gullible or something else. Though I was too drunk to neither even stand nor stay awake for more then a minute and…”

“Shut it, Sasuke…” the Uchiha was taken aback, though soon smirked, pleased with how this was now going. “Naruto, we all thought you and Sasuke “liked” each other, but we were obviously wrong. We just wanted you two to be happy and know you two had all of our support. We had been very wrong…we had hoped that with Sasuke in a drunken state he would let his pride slide and try at you, and that you being a good friend and liking him would…you know…” the man faltered, as the hysteric blonde pushed away from the man. “No! Naruto I’m so sorry!” it tore at the older man’s heart that his precious blonde was trying to push him away.

“H-how…cou-could…you…a-all…d-do this…to m-me!? B-bo-both…of…us?! W-why…even…th-think…that!?”

“We thought…” the man faltered.

“Th-tho-thought!?” blonde shook his head trying to get away from the man he had such a deep crush on.

“Naruto! I…I,” the held the large blonde to him, a single tear fell from his visible eye, he kissed the blonde’s forehead (with the mask on). He then held the blonde’s face in his hands, it was suck a…a precious moment that all other eyes turned away for the privacy of the two. The blonde who was still crying looked wide eyed, and wanted to turn away. “Naruto, I was told to transform into Sasuke…and well, things got so carried away…I’m so sorry, I put you through all this,” the man let go of the blonde’s face, and held the blonde tight in his arms. The man whispered so gently and quietly into the blonde’s neck, “I never meant to hurt you, I love you…” (A/N: I know I’m writing some really corny and mushy crap, but hey, this is the ending…T_T)

The blonde stayed still, Tsunade had finished checking Akiko long ago, and was checking Inoue. The blonde may have clamed some but he didn’t stop crying and he clung to Kakashi like a life line; it was as though with out the man he would crumble to the ground. Then again perhaps this feeling was all the extra estrogen…

“You…l-lo-love…m-me?” the blonde choked quietly out. The blonde heard the fox sigh in the back of his mind. Told you kit…see…I’m just sorry you didn’t get to experience it…

// Evil fox…// the blonde was so tired and weak of all this.

“Yes…” the man whispered back, as he rubbed the blonde’s back.

“Hmm…I-iron-ironic…I-I lo-love, you…t-too…” the blonde whispered still crying, though quietly. The man’s breath caught, and he hugged the blonde, not wanting to let go.

“Naruto…?” Tsunade smiled at the blonde, who looked up silently crying, but he gave a distorted smile…and it did reach his eyes. The blonde nodded for the woman to speak. “Your babies are okay, they’re in very good health. Yes…very, very good health,”

“Even, Inoue?” the woman smiled, and the blonde started to close his eyes, his tears almost ceased.




“Hello, love!” a lazy voice said as the door opened. The blonde smiled, as a man went through the doorway. The lazy man closed the door behind him as he took off his shoes.

“You’re late,” the blonde said calmly, he was large, very large. The man bent down and kissed the blonde on the forehead (with his mask on).

“Hmm…I am?”

“Daddy you’re late!” three voices shouted.

“Well see I ran into this old woman who had a heart attack and…”

“Liar!” the three voices accused the man.

“Am not!” the man mocked hurt, and the blonde smiled and lightly laughed.

“Okay, okay, Daddy’s turn to cook...”

“Naru-chan I always cook though,” the man started to rub the very large stomach. The blonde pouted, and the man laughed softly and head to the kitchen.

“Papa…can you tell a story?” a little girl about three with blonde hair which had sliver like streaks in it asked sweetly. Her very blue eyes glimmered. Her sister (also three) who had sliver hair and blue/grey eyes gave a puppy dog pout. The blonde held out against his children’s simple request. Soon a boy with all blonde, and grey blue eyes approached, he was much smaller than his twin sisters, but was two times more adorable.

“Please, Papa, a story…?” the boy pouted and with his twin sister’s puppy dog pouts it was unbearable.

“Fine,” the blonde playfully sighed and pouted. The little kids piled onto the blonde who sat on a small couch.

“Hey I want to hear too…”

“Yes, yes, of course Kakashi…” the blonde shook his head. The man looked seriously at his children, as he began the story. “This story is about three little children…and how they have to act good for there soon to be younger siblings…five younger siblings. Each child had a little bit of sliver in their hair, and had a blue color for there eyes. They may act very…”

“Papa!” the three pouted, and the blonde laughed along with his husband.

“Alright the real story is of a little boy who…”

kay there was the last chapter, and if you want to rave about not having opinon put into this, please read the author's notes at the top of the page, please. thanks for reading! ^ ^
-Naruto_Newbie