//Kyuubi may I talk to you…?//

\ Yes, what is it…?\

//Is there any possible way I can kill you were you are…?//

\ No, why…?\

//I really want to kill you right now!//

\ I understand that kit, but why…?\

//Why!?! You want to know why!? Will lock at me!//

\ All I see is you heavy with…\ the aggravated blonde raised a eyebrow at the fox in his mind, and the fox smiled in return \ I see, well if you’re blaming it on me, I’d advise you not to! It’s your own fault for making and using that Jutsu…\

//Oh, so it’s my fault! Will I’m sure I wouldn’t be in this state if you hadn’t taken over me!//

\ Now kit, I have a very good reason for that…\

//Right it in your will, I’m not happy! This I can’t forgive! How long will I be like this, can I even stop…//

\ The normal human time or possibly demon time, or hell even fox time…\

//How long…?!// the blonde was very angry, very sick, and had a tremendous head ache.

\ Demons usually last about two months sometimes one, foxes last about five months, and humans I’m sure as you know last nine months.\ (A/N: ^_^ do you get it now…?)

//Which of the options would be more likely…?//

\ Human, and fox, but don’t be discouraged there maybe a chance that since I was controlling you when it was conceived, or more likely them…\

//Wow, wow, you’re giving him too much credit!//

\ How so…?\

//There’s no way he could have you know, multiple kids…//

\ You mean sire multiple children in you…?\

//You’re not helping! Just tell me how he was able, I mean he’s not that much of a man…//

\ So bitter to you’re mate…\ the blonde glared at the evil fuzz ball in his mind, ensuring a very painful death \ See kit, I’ve always wanted children but since my mate died…\

//You’re using my body as a…a… You’re making me bare children for you…? Wait that didn’t sound right! I’m confused, why did you make him do that…?//

\ One kit, I took control of you and gave him consent…Two the kids would be more like grandchildren to me, and three there’s always a chance it could be one month, or two…\

//I hate you! He probably knows about me…//

\ He was shit faced drunk, don’t worry…and yes I know you hate me, so lets get you to that leader brat, and get you some vacation. Though since you’re already showing signs I’d say that it’s going to be one or two months…\

//Really!? Though you said it would be more likely…//

\ It’s all a mystery…\

And so the sick teen shakily got up, and headed for the Hokage’s office. As he entered he saw a woman with very large…ahem, um…that’s awkward…A woman with blondish hair staring at the young blonde as he steadied himself and tried his best to act like everything was normal.

“Brat…what’s wrong you don’t look to well…?” the woman rushed over to her son or brother like figure, and checked his fever, and just plan crowded him.

“I’m fine hag; I just want some vacation time…” Tsunade gave a questioning look, and then checked for fever again.

“You seem alright, but, did you hit your head!?” the woman yelled, and the blonde winced a little, he was started to form a headache and her perfume wasn’t helping. In fact he was ready to throw up! Again!

“I didn’t hit my head I’m serious, and besides I haven’t taken a training vacation in yet, please may I…?”

“Fine, but how long…” the woman didn’t look very happy with this arrangement.

“Maybe five months…”

“FIVE MONTHS!!? NO! That isn’t a training vacation…that’s…that’s…NO!” the woman had a blood vessel ready to pop.

“Please, just this once, please, I really need, I can hardly focus on anything, and I need to clear my head, and besides, I really need time to think things over, things for the future…”

‘Thinking things over for the future…? What!? Since when did Naruto think things over, when did he ever plan ahead…Maybe he really dose need a long vacation…’ the woman gave a reluctant sigh.

“Fine, I’ll give you the five months, when do you…?”

“Now, if possible…” ‘He responded a little too fast, but…’

“Fine, you may go…by the way where are you planning to be staying…?”

“Oh, probably some where in the forest…” ‘The forest, what the hell?!’

“Why the forest, brat!?”

“I think better in the forest…Why…?” the old woman shook her head, and motioned for the teen to leave.

“Naruto, be careful! There are a lot of creeps out there that would try to get their hands on an innocent little fifteen year old! And don’t forget that the Akatsuki is after you…!” The blonde teen smiled, sighed, and nodded.

“I’ll be careful Tsunade-sama…” ‘Tsunade-sama, something must be wrong…or maybe he’s just growing up…Naruto, be careful!’