X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!


By: ladygizarme
Posted By: ren *lj glomps renren*

Warning: Manga Spoilers

Sasuke Uchiha
[to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"]

Sasuke Uchiha
was a moody, emo soul
with a high collar, and a murdered clan
hair and eyes as black as coal

Sasuke Uchiha
got his Sharingan one day
thought, "To get real tough, the Leaf's not enough."
so he up and ran away

There must have been bad chakra
in that nasty Oro bite
cuz when his chakra flows through it
he becomes a shocking sight!

Sasuke Uchiha
fin'ly offed his crazy bro
only then to find everything's a lie
now he's even more emo

Sasuke Uchiha
in his Akatsuki cloak
won't wear it like the rest, still pimpin' his crest
and his atomic eye--no joke

Sasuke Uchiha
with his ragtag Taka team
hunt the eight-tailed beast
wonders never cease
now Madara's all a-gleam

There must have been bad blood
between Senju and Uchiha
cuz both wanted the other offed
but instead built Konoha

Sasuke Uchiha
just an emo pawn to play
and Madara will be out for the kill
when he betrays him, too, one day

(alternate verse)

Sasuke Uchiha
apathetic as can be
no reaction to the Naruto bridge
over the Wave Country sea

Sasuke Uchiha
works with Akatsuki now
but he seems happy they don't have Kyuubi
he'll save Naruto somehow

He must still have strong feelings
for that blondie, Naruto
he cares about his well-being,
disregard is just for show

Sasuke Uchiha
says his clan he must avenge
he may be foe still
but fans know he will
be with Naruto again

*****
A/N: OMG, I COMPLETELY forgot about writing these this month! I seriously didn't remember until THIS MORNING! Well, if you knew what real life's been like for me lately, it's understandable... see my LJ for details. (ladygizarme there, too) Anyway, once again, not REALLY yaoi (though it's there in the alternate verse if ya squint), but it's all I got right now. This is pretty much the only Naruto thing of mine I can update until my comp sitch gets worked out! *cries*

Muchas gracias to ren for posting this for me, since I can't get on the site myself ATM. *glomps renren*

That's all for this installment of Christmas-in-July! See ya in December!

*heart*

~ lg