Summary: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First Apostle. And so it came to pass, the most demented religious book ever written, an epic tale about nothing. (This book containeth more than thy USDA Recommended Daily Allowance of Irony, Unrefined Satire, and Vitamin X, and may cause random side-effects for those who take themselves, or their religion, too seriously.)
Categories: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 129 Completed: Yes
Word count: 101461 Read: 61725
Published: 07/08/13 Updated: 16/04/14
Chocula 7 by shadesmaclean
Author's Notes:
the Genie in the Toilet
And to celebrate their victory, the Dudes didst have a great Riverdance in the Hour of Scampering at Psychic Burger.
And there was much rejoicing.
‘Hail, Dudes!’ quoth the guy at the counter. ‘We knoweth who thou art, and we knoweth what thou wanteth.’
And he didst predict what each of the Dudes’ favorite sandwiches were, and they didst eat there.
And so Casey didst go unto the bathroom and taketh a shit.
But little didst he knoweth that this toilet had been smuggled in from Canada, where toilets still flusheth with authority.
And a Genie didst appear before Casey as he flushed, and said unto him, ‘I am the Genie in the Toilet, and I shall grant thee three wishes!’
‘Okay…’ quoth Casey, ‘I wish… um, gee, it wouldst be great if I had more time to think up a wish.’
‘Granted!’ spake the Genie. ‘For thy first wish, I have stopped time.’
‘Huh?’ spake Casey. ‘What the hell? I didst not ask for that!’
‘Thou didst ask for it,’ spake the Genie.
‘Take it back!’ cried Casey.
‘Granted!’ spake the Genie. ‘For thy second wish, I didst take back thy first wish!’
‘That’s not what I meant,’ quoth Casey.
‘Don’t fuck with me!’ spake the Genie. ‘I am the all-powerful Genie in the Toilet! I’ve taken a lot of shit over the years, and I am not going to take it from a moron like thee! Now make thy final wish so I canst go back to sleep!’
‘Fine!’ quoth Casey. ‘I wish I never ate at Psychic Burger!’
And so the Genie in the Toilet (flush) didst turn back time.
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