Summary: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First Apostle. And so it came to pass, the most demented religious book ever written, an epic tale about nothing. (This book containeth more than thy USDA Recommended Daily Allowance of Irony, Unrefined Satire, and Vitamin X, and may cause random side-effects for those who take themselves, or their religion, too seriously.)
Categories: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 129 Completed: Yes
Word count: 101461 Read: 62022
Published: 07/08/13 Updated: 16/04/14
Flav 1 by shadesmaclean
Author's Notes:
Just a heads-up, this book is a little different from the ones that came before, a book of bizarre pseudo-religious poetry and mad-libbed parodies of famous works. It was a bit of a trip, and its original readers scratched their heads at it at first, but it ultimately became a major fan favorite.
(Tha Book of Flavor Flav was brought to thee by Microsoft. What hath Bill Gates in mind for the future of technology? Bend over, Peppy, and we shall show thee!)
Thru me is the way to the Aquarium of Gatekeeper.
Thru me is the way into the Sexy Way Station.
Thru me, the Way among the all-American below.
Righteousness didst my Slow Mutant on high constrain.
Me didst wonderful Overlook Hotel uprear;
Me didst Dipolar Nugget and Evil Diamond sustain.
Before I was, no things uncensored were, save the positronic,
And I doggedly move on.
Riddle all cake, ye who enter here…
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End Notes:
(props The_Opal_Twins/the Green Mile)
and a shout-out to y'all who didst partake of the original Hondo Mad Lib
(parody of the Inscription on the Gates of Hell from Dante's Inferno)
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.