Summary: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First Apostle. And so it came to pass, the most demented religious book ever written, an epic tale about nothing. (This book containeth more than thy USDA Recommended Daily Allowance of Irony, Unrefined Satire, and Vitamin X, and may cause random side-effects for those who take themselves, or their religion, too seriously.)
Categories: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 129 Completed: Yes
Word count: 101461 Read: 61738
Published: 07/08/13 Updated: 16/04/14
Pippin 4 by shadesmaclean
Author's Notes:
an uninvited guest
And as the Gods of Hondo were eating pizza with their friends and watching Pippin TV, Lucifer didst appear in a puff of fire and smoke and said unto them: ‘Thou art a bunch of assholes!’
‘Who invited thee?’ was all either of the Gods of Hondo couldst come up with to reply.
‘Who invited thee, indeed! For I couldst ask the same of thee. Thou didst gang up on Jehovah!’
‘Verily I say,’ quoth Derrick, ‘that old fart is tougher than he looks!’
‘He didst put up one hell of a fight!’ Matt added.
‘I call a rematch!’ spake Lucifer.
‘Even if thou hadst been there,’ boasted Derrick, ‘then thou wouldst both be trapped in yonder closet!’
‘Bring it on, bitch!’
‘Nice try,’ spake Derrick, ‘but we shall not fall for thy cheap tricks!’
‘Go to Hell!’ spake a crotchety old voice from the closet.
‘Go to Hell?’ echoed Matt. ‘That is thine answer to everything!’
And Lucifer didst try to remove the LA-Z Boy from in front of the door.
But Matt didst fold his arms, wink and nod his head.
‘Where am I?…’ Lucifer didst look around, his new whereabouts finally dawning on him. ‘Ah, shit! Not New Jersey! Damn ye! Just what the Universe needeth: more Gods!’
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