You’re a Narutard if…

1. Your friend attempts to kill an ant and you yell, “Stop! That’s Shino’s friend!”

2. You see a puppy and you compare his cuteness to Akamaru pre-Shippuden.

3. You see a large dog and you ask to ride him like Kiba rides Akamaru.

4. You think real people are not as fun as the Naruto gang.

5. You know what the characters’ names mean in English.

6. You wish more than anything that you could be a ninja.

7. You relate songs to the different characters or character relationships (You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift is definitely Hinata’s theme song for her love for Naruto).

8. You dress up as your favorite characters as much as you can and pretend to be them.

9. You see the characters for who they are, not just watch them in the anime.

10. You know Japanese version of the jutsu names.

11. You yelled (internally or out loud) at Naruto for always ignoring Hinata.

12. You compare your ramen eating ability to Naruto’s.

13. You wonder about the characters’ logic.

14. You strongly believe that Zetsu is not a cannibal but a human-eating plant.

15. You get into arguments with others about whose knowledge of Naruto is better.

16. You have done research outside of watching the show or reading the manga.

17. You relate Ninetales from Pokémon to the Kyuubi Fox Demon.

18. You attempt to master the signature Uchiha glare.

19. You have wicked dreams where the Naruto characters are your friends and you go on awesome adventures.

20. You have memorized all of the hand seals.

21. You have adopted the phrase, “How troublesome…”

22. You relate your personality to another Naruto character’s.

23. You freaked out when you saw an entire website dedicated to Naruto fanfictions.

24. You dedicate your spare time to writing Naruto fanfiction.

25. You wonder how you could have lived before you discovered the manga/anime of Naruto.