Split Personality by Kitara Namakazi
Summary: Ahi, the hot nymphomaniac and her sadistic alter ego Nata are intitiated into the akatsuki. read as they make their way in this testosterone fuelled shinobi organisation
Categories: OC-centric, MadFic > Script Fic Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: I've got a split personality
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 249 Read: 2712 Published: 21/05/09 Updated: 21/05/09
Episode one: the naked truth by Kitara Namakazi
Episode one:

Charm: Dammit…whats the line Nata?
Ahinata: It’s AHI , and it’s the disclaimer
Charm: oh no-Seito *Sprints away* Keep him away from me!
Seito: My love! What are you doing? *Sprints after her*
Ahinata: sigh Shadow keep your hands off my creator!!
Kakashi: What is this about Namakazi?
Ahinata:*Chucks the script to Kakashi* You do the disclaimer, I’m going.
Kakashi: Fine…Rosie does not own any characters from the Naruto…which she has written down that sucks. But she does want to say that … That’s all folks…WTF?




Deidera: Tobi has won the bet…
Sansori: What bet?
Deidera: You wouldn’t want to know, you’re a puppet
Sansori: I don’t think you will like the outcome…

*Scream!*

*Naked except for his orange mask, Tobi ran down the hall with what looks like chocolate sauce dripping down his front*

Tobi: TOBI DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!

Deidera: nope he didn’t
Sansori: *sighs* I told you you wouldn’t like it…
Deidera: Like what?
Sansori: You don’t know what she is…
Deidera: What is she?
Sansori: You messed with the wrong personality…Ahi’s the nymphomaniac…Nata’s the Sadist.
Deidera: A nympha-what?
Sansori: Nymphomaniac, a woman with a strong sexual drive…
Deidera: Fuck…
*Knock knock*
*A leather clad woman appeared from Ahi's room.*
Nata: Maybe Ahi was right, Tobi doesn't like leather.
Deidera: but I do...
Sansori:WTF
Nata:*Winks* come in then Sansori-kun...
*Deidera follows Nata drooling*
End Notes:
Dattebayo's back you hear!
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