Itachi wasn’t even really sure why he was here. Hidan had told him there was some hot girls in Suna, and that he should go find himself a Girlfriend. Really, me a girlfriend?
Itachi thought incredulously. Unfortunately, he was not paying any attention to where he was going. He bumped into a spiky blonde haired girl, who yelled at him.

“Watch it GIRLY-MAN!”
He turned back to her as she walked past him.

“Excuse me, but I believe you’re confusing me with Orochimaru. AKA Girly man snake boy.”

The blonde laughed, stopped walking and turned towards him

“You know Orochimaru?”

“Yeah I used to…work with him.”

“So did I!”

C’mon ask her out! Yelled the little voice in Itachi’s head

“So you wanna go somewhere?” Itachi asked casually.

“God you’re just like every other boy in the world. Don’t even wanna know my name.”
Itachi BLUSHED.

“I’m Sorry. Mine’s Itachi. Yours?”

“My Name’s Temari.” Temari sighed. “You can run away now.” Itachi gave her a confused look. “My Brother Is Sabaku No Gaara.”

“I’m Itachi Uchiha. I killed my whole CLAN except for my little brother.”

“And why did you keep your little brother?”

“I still ask myself that question to this day.”