Naruto Truth or Dare !!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee! by prettypup
Summary: I know this has been done, like, a BILLION times, but I DON'T CARE! I'm gonna do it anyway! I got this idea from my cousin, chidori458!
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 532 Read: 3408 Published: 24/07/07 Updated: 24/07/07
Chapter 1 by prettypup
Author's Notes:
I would like to thank my cousin, chidori458, for giving me this idea! Thanx chidori458!!
prettypup: Welcome to TRUTH, DARE, or DIE! I'm your host! We're here with ALL the Naruto characters, even the ramen guy! Say hi ramen guy!

ramen guy: hi

prettypup: Ok, let's start with our first dare. This one's from prettypup,... wait, I'm prettypup! Yay, me!

Sasuke: prettypup is a stupid name...

prettypup: SHUT UP...YOU'RE EMO!!!

Kiba: I like your name...

prettypup: Thanks, Kiba... (stare dreamily into Kiba's eyes)

Kiba: T_T ... uh ... T_T' ...... STAY AWAY FROM ME! (hides behind Hinata)

prettypup: anyway, ... here is our first dare (yay, me) I dare Chouji, to eat his own arm!

Chouji: I already did...

prettypup: O_o' um... ok, then ... eat Sasuke!

Sasuke: (O_O) ...

Chouji: Yay!

Sasuke: I don't really care, ... I'm emo. (-_-)

Sakura: NO! SAS-KAY!!!!!! >o<

Ino: You can't eat him! You have to get through us first!

( Ino and Sakura guard Sasuke, who is cutting his wrist and painting his nails black)

Chouji: OK! (begins to chew on ino's arm)

Ino: NO! YOU'RE SCARRING MY PERFECT SKIN!!!

Shikamaru: -_-' you know, its not really a dare if he WANTS to do it ...

prettypup: O_O i guess your right, .... well then Chouji ... you must ... eat your own Mother!!!

Chouji: I already did...

prettypup: O_O

Ino: ??? O.O

ramen guy: O_o"

Sasuke: -_-'

Chouji's Dad: Wha? >.<

Chouji's Mom: X_X

Everybody: ...

prettypup: um... ok let's forget Chouji and move on to the next dare ... from my sister, KupKakeKitten, she's says she wants Kiba to battle Akamaru...

Kiba: >o< NOO! I don't want to do that! Akamaru's no match to me alone!

Akamaru: Arf!

prettypup: i'm sorry kiba ... but you HAVE to!

Kiba: what do you mean i HAVE to...

prettypup: this show is called TRUTH, DARE, or DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! which means if you don't tell the truth or complete a dare, than you DIIIIIEEEE!

Kiba: O_o really

prettypup: yea

Kiba: fine

Hayate: *cough cough* the match between Kiba Inuzuka and Akamaru *cough* you may *cough* begin *cough cough cough* (collapses and rolls off screen in fit of coughs)

Akamaru: Arf! (pounces on kiba)

Kiba: What the ... !? Get 'em off! That hurts!

prettypup: what!? akamaru's actually winning! GET OFF MY PRECIOUS KIBA, MY FUTURE HUSBAND, LOVE OF MY LIFE, BOYFRIEND!!!! (leaps for akamaru)

Kiba: O_O' Akamaru, kill me please!

(prettypup rips akamaru off of kiba, who scrambles to his feet and hides behind hinata)

Kiba: STAY AWAY FROM ME!

prettypup: well, i guess we should move on to another dare now, ... wait, there's something else on this dare card ... KupKakeKitten says that if kiba survives the battle (o_o) than he has to ..... EAT AKAMARU!?

Kiba: OoO NOOOOO!

prettypup: O_O

Sasuke: i'm emo

Naruto: Dattebayo!

prettypup: Kiba! If you don't complete the dare, you'll die! You have to eat Akamaru!

Chouji: I already did...

prettypup: ... O_O

Kiba: What!?!?!

Naruto: Dattebayo!?!?!?

KupKakeKitten: ^.^ this is getting good!

prettypup: .... i guess thats it for today... i have to go to akamaru's funeral now ... -_-

ramen guy: Don't forget to put your truths and dares in the review box and BUY SOME RAMEN! Have a nice day!







Naruto: Dattebayo!!!!!!!!!!!
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