Summary: A strange story of Choji's love affair with food. Part of my series!
Categories: General Fiction Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Little Love Stories
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 201 Read: 1998
Published: 27/05/07 Updated: 27/05/07
Choji's Little Love Story by prettypup
Author's Notes:
This is pretty wierd. I know Choji probably has a small crush on Ino, but this story is about Choji and his REAL true love, food.
HI I'M CHOJI AKAMICHI AND I LOVE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Ino's pretty, but she's mean and I can't eat her. Plus, food doesn't talk back. That's why I think that the only tru love I will ever have is food.
Sometimes love can hurt though. Asuma is constintally telling me that so much food could affect my career as a ninja, but he's the one that's always buying me ribs, so I don't think he's serious. And Ino calls me a pig, she who's name actually MEANS pig! People like Kiba and Naruto are always calling me fat too but I'M NOT FAT I'M JUST A LITTLE CHUBBY, OK!!!! My only true friend is Shikamaru. He accepts my love for food. Ino tries to tell me that Shikamaru is just to lazy to tell me the truth, but I no she's just lying to make me feel bad... although if he did think I was fat, I can't picture Shikamaru taking the time to tell me so. I guess that's the end of my story. GOSH, I've already gone 3 minutes and 26 seconds without eating! I GONNA STARVE!!!
(takes out a bag of chips and eats both the chips AND the bag)
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