Summary: um.......... the story is about the three little pigs but the charaters are naruto charaters instead of the pigs and the wolf.........k
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Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 453 Read: 1255
Published: 28/08/06 Updated: 28/08/06
Chapter 1 the three little pigs by fire fox 2000
Author's Notes:
um...this is the first time I am doing this so......DONT KILL MEEEEE.Now Sakura,Naruto,and Sasuke are the baby pigs. the mother pig is Iruka (mother hen in naruto ...duh),Itachi is the wolf,Kakashi is the nararator, and Neji is the farmer......ok on with the story.there is just one bad word.
Sakura: o yes i am going to kill you ino should be the pig not me because her name is ino pig!!
fire fox 2000:runs away because sakura is chaseing her with a knife.
Naruto and Sasuke:I gess we have to do the Disclaimer
Naruto and Sasuke: Disclaimer:sacura does not own us or the fairy tale story she only owns the.....oh she dosent own anything sorry now to the story
*does something*
/thought/
Kakashi: Once apon a time their were the little pigs.
Iruka: kids the house is to small so...GET OUT!!!!!!!!now beware of the akatsuki wolf name itachi. now you need to GET OUT.
Kakashi and thoes wors said sasuke,sakura,and narutorun out of the house.
Sakura: ahhhhhhh what are we going to do!where are we going to sleep!*continues to rant*
Sasuke and Naruto:SAKURA GET A GRIP Of YOUR SELF WOMEN !!!
Sasuke:/I cant believe that I am related to her/
*starts to walk randumly any where and comes to a three way road*(A/N:sorry if i spell wrong)
Kakashi:at this point sakura takes the first road sasuke at the second and naruto at the last.sacura builds a house out of straw, sasuke out of sticks, and naruto out of bricks.
Itachi:i smell a pig and it is in the hay stack.
Kakashi: with theis words said Sakura started to yell to Itachi that her house was not a hay stack then notesed that she was yelling at a wolf who wanted to eat her so she ran to Sasuke's house.
Sakura:SASUKE OPEN THE DOOR IT IT ME SAKURA
Sasuke:ok ok comeing.
*as soon as sasuke closed the door the wolf came*
Itachi:to get to the pigs in side I the pile of sticks I willjust pull sticks out and the pile will fall MWAHAHA MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHHAHA *starts to rant how clever the plan is (think eysma fom kucco acatimy the show)
*durring this time they run to Naruto's house.*
Sakura and Sasuke:NARUTO OPEN UP YOU BAKA PIG!!(litarely)
*Naruto just woke up* *he groggly walks to the door and opens it*
Naruto:god you dont have to be so loud baka's
*as soon as Naruto closes the door the wolf comes(yes again)*
Itachi: hey there are bricks I can cook the three pigs in there. yum BBQ pig ribs.
Neji:Itachi what are you doing
Itachi:i am cooking BBQ pigs.
Neji:YES,I wanted spare ribs all week.
*just then mother pig heard the farmer and the wolf say to eat her kids*
Iruka:why you no good louzy son of !@#$&.*mother pig then kicks the farmer and wolf half way around the world*
Kakashi:then the pigs take over the barn and live happly ever after.
THE END
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Sacura: i finly finish the story and my first one dont kill me
sasuke:that was louzy I bet no one will read this junk.
sacura:*takes out kuni*DIE DIE DIE YOU STUPID EMO FREAK!!!
naruto:HA HA sasuke is getting his but kicked by a girl HA HA
sakura:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SSSSSSASUKE-KKKKKKKKKKKKUN *faints*
kakashi and Iruka:well that is all for now if you want more just type the story andwe will see if we can write it R&R please
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