Summary: Kakashi played by: DancerOfShadows
Kabuto played by: Nusukin_Rokotsu
Sasuke played by: All of the above
We randomly came up with this at a sleepover, where we were NOT sleeping! MUAHAHA! Eh, anyways...Enjoy!
Categories: MadFic > Parody Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 548 Read: 1478
Published: 21/06/06 Updated: 21/06/06
Confrontation redone by DancerOfShadows
Author's Notes:
Kakashi played by: DancerOfShadows
Kabuto played by: Nusukin_Rokotsu
Sasuke played by: All of the above
(Kabuto and Kakashi are in the hospital room that Sasuke is in.)
Kabuto: Hehe! I have a scalpel! *Pokes Kakashi*
Kakashi: Yeah, well I have a KUNAI! *Pokes Kabuto*
Kabuto: Well –
Kakashi: *Laughs drunkenly*
Kabuto: …My scalpel is sharper than your inferior kunai!
Kakashi: No it isn’t! HAHA! *Continues to poke*
Kabuto (mutters): Crazy old man with white hair.
Kakashi: I HEARD THAT! AND I’M NOT OLD, ONLY 27! YOUR HAIR IS WHITE TOO, SO HA! AND MY HAIR’S ONLY WHITE CAUSE OBITO DROPPED A PAINT BUCKET ON ME! *Sniffles*
Kabuto: Ah, well…I WANTED my hair white! And I look PRETTY with white hair!
Kakashi: Yeah, well, your friend isn’t dead! Man, everyone’s dead, even the two old geezers that I worked for.
Kabuto: Well, that’s nice…but, I work for…uh…a crazy snake guy…so, nevermind!
Kakashi: YEAH, WELL, I USED to work for a guy who killed himself via forbidden jutsu, and then a geezer that your boss killed! …And NOW I work for a FAT OLD WOMAN!
Kabuto: Well, I know plastic surgery, so I could be one of those guys on Doctor 90210 and make lots of money off giving stupid girls nose jobs that they don’t need! MUAHAHAHA!
Kakashi: But all my friends DIED! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kabuto: Crazy old guy, who continues to rant about dead people.
Kakashi: *Grabs Kabuto’s shirt collar* I AM NOT OLD!
Kabuto: Man, your breath stinks, are you drunk?
Kakashi: …I can’t remember.
Kabuto: …Well, can you please let go of my collar? I kinda have to kill Sasuke now.
Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kabuto: Um…Well, if you don’t like it, then go talk with Orochimaru –
Kakashi: NO! OBITO, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!
Kabuto: …Or you could go see a shrink. I think you need to, badly.
Kakashi: *Sniffles* He took my sake last time I went. And my books too!
Kabuto: Really?! WHO WAS THIS SHRINK?! THAT GUY SHOULD GET A MEDAL!
Kakashi: HE TOOK MY FRIGGIN SAKE!
Kabuto: I COULD CARE LESS THAT HE TOOK YOUR ALCOHOL! I’M JUST GLAD THAT HE TOOK YOUR DARN BOOKS!
Kakashi: But…*Sniffles*…MY SAKE!
Kabuto: *Sighs* If it makes you feel better, we can go out for a beer now. How’s that sound?
Kakashi: Yay! Okay!
Kabuto: Man, Orochimaru’s gonna be pissed that I didn’t finish the job, but…Beer sounds nice. Oh well.
Kakashi: Okay, I know the BEST sake store in town! Er, village! Follow me!
Kabuto: Fine, as long as you don’t try to get me to read one of your so-called books. I’m too young and evil to die!
Kakashi: I TOLD YOU, THE SHRINK STOLE THEM!
Kabuto: …
(In a shrink office somewhere:
Shrink: *Giggling over an orange book* I can see why Kakashi’s always reading them!)
Kabuto: Wow, that was weird. Remind me to never see a shrink!
Kakashi: Okay! NOW FOLLOW ME! SAKE STORE, HERE WE COME!!!
And they both walk out.
Sasuke (randomly sits up with a thoughtful look on his face): Why do I feel like someone tried to kill me and then went out for a beer..? Hm…I think I’ll have a talk with those old white-haired freaks later.
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