Summary: I was re-watching the chunin exams and realized a massive gap (kansas tornado size) in Ibik's logic.
Now to buy more pudding....
Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Categories: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 372 Read: 1832
Published: 16/03/11 Updated: 16/03/11
Chunin Fail by SincereGlomp
Author's Notes:
Hope you enjoy this bit of random humor.
So me and the nins were just chillin, you know, doing nin stuff, and then Itachi ate all the pudding and blamed Neji. So, we were all giving Neji massive glares, and for some reason decided to take the chunin exams.
Ibiki: You lose a point each time you are caught cheating. If you are caught cheating 5 times you are out. Questions? No? Good.
Me: WAIT MR IBIKI-SAN YOU NEED TO HEAR MY QUESTION IT’S ACTUALLY RELIVANT!! *Shouting nad flailing my hands above my head *
Ibiki: *Sighs * What Glomp?
Me: You only lose ONE point for each time your caught cheeting right?
Sasuke: *Epic Uchiha Eye Roll *
Gaara: *Intent to kill *
Drag Orochimaru: *I wonder what size feet Saskue has… I don’t want to have to buy new shoes… *
Ibik: *Girly voice * Like duh!! *Hands on hips *
Everyone else: *Massive sweatdrop *
Me: COOLS!!
Sasuke: Shut up already so we can start and I can… kill a certain someone… *Ominous voice *
Sakura & Ino: *Stars in eyes * But then you have to revive your clan right Sasuke-kun? *Girly squeals from girls and Orochimaru *
Ibiki: …
Me: *Braiding Haku’s hair *
Naruto: WTF? He’s here? Isn’t he a dead missing nin…
Ibiki: BEGIN YOU BAKA’S! Hurry up and fail so I can watch Jersy Shore!
Temari: It’s a known fact that a book commits suicide every time you watch Jersy Shore.
Gaara: *EVIL INTENT AT JERSY SHORE *
Ibiki: STFU!! No talking! *Massive attempted moe pout *
Me: *Stares curiously at his moe fail *
FIVE MINUTES INTO EXAM
Me: This question about the velocity, wind factors, depth, range, and angels is irrelevant. When your in battle, you don’t bring a protractor, so I don’t think it matters.
Ibiki: Does too! *Cries in corner *
TEN MINUTES INTO THE EXAM
Me: *Gets up and walks over to Shikamaru (boy with 200 IQ) *
Ibiki: …
Me: *Grabs Shikamaru’s test, looks it over, gives it back and walks back to desk *
Everyone else: 0.o
Me: Ibiki-san. I’m done now.
Naruto: BUTBUTBUT!!! YOU CHEAT-CHEAT-CHEATED!!!!
Me: I only lost one point though! *Sticks out tongue *
That is why if I was in the ‘Naruverse’ I would be one giant epic win.
Oh yah.
End Notes:
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Hope you enjoyed it! *Glomps Readers * Bye!
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